It's unfortunate but Rekieta just has a much larger following. Bossman has done really well in the voting though.
December 7, 2025
Mr.CleanHands posted:
Nick Rekieta, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your LOTY Championship I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I don’t hate you, Nick. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people on the front page.
I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Josh Moon's ass.
You’re as good as kissing Josh's ass as Ethan Ralph was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Christine though. She’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall!
[hits vape]
I am the best gambler in the world.
I’ve been the best ever since day one when my thread began. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day, because lolcowsupreme saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a LCS guy. You know who else was a LCS guy? KeesH. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Kees is I’m going to leave with the LOTY Championship.
I’ve grabbed so many of Josh Moon's brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost three years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on these headphones, on that webcam, even on four wheels! Nobody can touch me!
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little featured posts. I’m not on your "community happenings." I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in positive Turkey Toms. I’m certainly not on any crappy "lolcow live." I don't have a segment on Mad at the Internet. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of that show. I’m not on DramaAlert. I’m not on Theo Von. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.
And trust me, this isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Christine is in the running at LOTY next year and I’m not makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are watching those Turkey Tims right now. You’re the ones that watch those MATI that my face isn’t on the intro of. And then at five in the morning on the discord, you try and screencap me at my worst because you’re too lazy to post real content.
I’m leaving with the LOTY Championship in January. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll move into an apartment. Maybe I'll move into a trailer park.
[waves]
Hey, Josh Saunders, how you doing?
The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Josh Moon is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag dick fuck yes men, like Blackstar, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will be better after Josh Moon is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic moderators and his doofus jannies and the rest of the stupid Guard Dogs.
Let me tell you a personal story about Josh Moon, alright? We do this whole anti gambling campai
