Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

  • < 1WK

    Votes: 314 20.9%

  • < 3 WK

    Votes: 438 29.2%

  • < 6WK

    Votes: 217 14.5%

  • Completed Successfully

    Votes: 532 35.4%
  • Total voters
    1,501
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ok so bassman talking about lambo and raris in his stream:
for those of you who arent car spergs, rari and lambo have a baaaaaad rep of being wildly authoritarian. walk into one of those dealerships, doesnt matter which one, and tell them you want car X, it doesnt matter which car. The dealer will stare at you with out responding untill you turn to leave then he will begin laughing at you, then he will start to make fun of your clothes, then he will tell you before you can buy car X you must prove yourself by leasing a car Y AND car Z, then at the end of the lease they TELL you which one to purchase the balance on. then you can go on the WAITING LIST for the latest year of car X. and rari does something extra by cutting 1 random person off that waiting list for no reason other than "not everyone who wants a rari can get a rari"
so with that said. i would like to set up a go-fund-me campaign of wiring up the local lambo and rari dealerships with stream cams.
 
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We are once again in a euphoric moment like that experienced by a kamikaze pilot right before impact, knowing that his course is true and he is bringing glory to the emperor. When the moment is gone all that will be left behind is a plane shaped scorch mark on the hull of the implacable dreadnaught that is big gamba.
 
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"Whatevuh the fuck happened to Austin Gambles? That's what I'd like to know. Now there was an American—the strong, silent type. He did what he had to do! He took risks. Faced down the rats and the courts when nobody else ever lifted a finger to help him! Now did he complain? Did he say, 'Oh God, I'm gonna fuck a dude! Fuck man, I'm gonna fuckin fuck a dude!?"
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Love Is Blue said:
"He was gay, AustinGambles?"
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"No! Are you listenin' to me!?"
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Big climb started with a little risky clicking

Gets felted and comes back after saying it's rigged. Little lamb chop at the end too

Cucks Zuse with a coin flip

Not to be deterred, Bossman keeps trying

Perseverance pays! Keep fucking going

More more more! He needs a big win in his life

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW BITCH

Another coinflip felt :(

The big coinflip you've all been waiting for. The coinflip to end all coinflips! He is UPFAG
 
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Pascal's Wagie said:
"Whatevuh the fuck happened to Austin Gambles? That's what I'd like to know. Now there was an American—the strong, silent type. He did what he had to do! He took risks. Faced down the rats and the courts when nobody else ever lifted a finger to help him! Now did he complain? Did he say, 'Oh God, I'm gonna fuck a dude! Fuck man, I'm gonna fuckin fuck a dude!?"
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nobody's got aids
 
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Bros do you really need to put every win and loss from Bossman on the community happenings?

Every day we get a "We are so back!" followed by "Its so over...", its just clogging the thread.
Yeah we know, he will win big and throw it all away forever and he will never buy a car and also he is a crack addict and smashes keyboards, that's what he does, its not news.
 
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Professional Noticer said:
Bros do you really need to put every win and loss from Bossman on the community happenings?
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This is significant because it's his biggest win so far and he's had a lot of other happenings worthy stuff going on. Bossman is the most content intense lolcow currently around so that's why we post about him so much. The brightest stars burn out the fastest so you better fucking appreciate him while he's still around.
 
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Professional Noticer said:
Bros do you really need to put every win and loss from Bossman on the community happenings?

Every day we get a "We are so back!" followed by "Its so over...", its just clogging the thread.
Yeah we know, he will win big and throw it all away forever and he will never buy a car and also he is a crack addict and smashes keyboards, that's what he does, its not news.
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Why you trying to make me feel some type of way? Weird dude.

Type a 5 in the thread if this guy is weird.
 
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Professional Noticer said:
Bros do you really need to put every win and loss from Bossman on the community happenings?

Every day we get a "We are so back!" followed by "Its so over...", its just clogging the thread.
Yeah we know, he will win big and throw it all away forever and he will never buy a car and also he is a crack addict and smashes keyboards, that's what he does, its not news.
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Shhhhh. It's okay to secretly like BMJ.
Let it happen. Hush now.
 
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