"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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prollyanotherlurker said:
Did the troons steal kiwiflare?
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ytuser13082011 said:
WTF is wrong with people these days? are all of devs these days using anime pedo avatars and wearing high socks?! what is happening? are there any grown ups among us still left?
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Apparently there are based people who watch Brodie Robertson. Also comments are saying this troon's software has already been defeated.
 
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volatile puar said:
Apparently there are based people who watch Brodie Robertson. Also comments are saying this troon's software has already been defeated.
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The software is only doing naïve user agent checks, and can be trivially bypassed by changing the user-agent header, which all browsers transmit to identify themselves to the web server. Very sloppy job on the dev's part.
 
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shebangbinsh said:
The software is only doing naïve user agent checks, and can be trivially bypassed by changing the user-agent header, which all browsers transmit to identify themselves to the web server. Very sloppy job on the dev's part.
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These 'people' are literally retarded.
Out of the box, Anubis is pretty heavy-handed. It will aggressively challenge everything that might be a browser (usually indicated by having `Mozilla` in its user agent). However, some bots are smart enough to get past the challenge. Some things that look like bots may actually be fine (IE: RSS readers). Some resources need to be visible no matter what. Some resources and remotes are fine to begin with.
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Code: 
{
  "bots": [
    {
      "import": "(data)/bots/_deny-pathological.yaml"
    },
    {
      "import": "(data)/bots/ai-robots-txt.yaml"
    },
    {
      "import": "(data)/crawlers/_allow-good.yaml"
    },
    {
      "import": "(data)/bots/aggressive-brazilian-scrapers.yaml"
    },
    {
      "import": "(data)/common/keep-internet-working.yaml"
    },
    {
      "name": "generic-browser",
      "user_agent_regex": "Mozilla|Opera",
      "action": "CHALLENGE"
    }
  ],
  "dnsbl": false,
  "status_codes": {
    "CHALLENGE": 200,
    "DENY": 200
  }
}
Also, why are you fucking mixing yaml and json, are you fucking retarded, sorry, that's already been established.
And yes, almost all of the conditionals in the yaml files are based on user_agent.
 
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shebangbinsh said:
The software is only doing naïve user agent checks, and can be trivially bypassed by changing the user-agent header, which all browsers transmit to identify themselves to the web server. Very sloppy job on the dev's part.
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DavidS877 said:
And yes, almost all of the conditionals in the yaml files are based on user_agent
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You really think an AI would do that? Just go on the lower-case i internet and tell lies?
 
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Atomic Ant said:
Yeah , obviously. I wasnt intending to give the mental image of the dentist loading up a big balloon for you, that would be retarded. Its a mask with two pipes, one for O2. In the stream the claim made was that "the only effect is from asphyxiation, and therefore Rekieta cant get in trouble for it" which is wrong.
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It's explicitly against the law.

609.684 ABUSE OF TOXIC SUBSTANCES.​

Subdivision 1.​


For purposes of this section, "toxic substance" means:

(1) glue, cement, or aerosol paint containing toluene, benzene, xylene, amyl nitrate, butyl nitrate, nitrous oxide, or containing other aromatic hydrocarbon solvents, but does not include glue, cement, or paint contained in a packaged kit for the construction of a model automobile, airplane, or similar item;
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Anubis is a coom project jumping on the anti-AI-crawler train and doing a poor job at it. We all know why there's an anime chick on it by default.

What's worrying is the first place I saw it was ffmpeg's documentation site.
 
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Leftie breatuber is asking his fans to pay his 87k debt, 67% of it is his fucking unpaid taxes
How much was raised?
1747245823811.webp
155k nigga
 
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The Noise said:
@Null advice on reporting the manufacturers of this machine to card processors so that they get banned from the global economy?
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"cash discounts" are how you have to word it to avoid processor anal pain. i.e. if you're selling a coke for a $1 and you have a 30 cent processing fee (realistic, card fees start at .25+3%), what you'd do is sell the cokes at a listed price of $1.30 with a 30 cent cash discount.
 
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volatile puar said:
Apparently there are based people who watch Brodie Robertson. Also comments are saying this troon's software has already been defeated.
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I like when he pretends to understand what kiwifarms is. When it seems like his knowledge of it, is based on reading the Wikipedia article. Or talking to his troon friends in his discord server. Or something.

Unrelated. I had YouTube playing in the background while working and it auto played to the kino casino talking about Rekeita's sentencing again. I had already listened to it. But it gets to the part where he talks about beating the system with drug tests.

Something I haven't heard anyone call out specifically. Is it's so transparent what he was doing their. He is the worst liar/manipulator, because he thinks he's smarter than he actually is. It's really obvious he's pretending he thinks there aren't ways you can get around drugs tests and he doesn't know about any of them. Because it would obviously be really dumb to admit on a Livestream he does. But again, he's just such a shitty liar.

Edit: oh yeah. Does anyone have a link to the Ralph thing? I saw it mentioned somewhere else. Then again in this thread. But I haven't actually seen what happened.
 
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Null said:
"cash discounts" are how you have to word it to avoid processor anal pain. i.e. if you're selling a coke for a $1 and you have a 30 cent processing fee (realistic, card fees start at .25+3%), what you'd do is sell the cokes at a listed price of $1.30 with a 30 cent cash discount.
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You act like the processers wouldn't get their panties in a wad regardless if they noticed it happening on mass en masse.
 
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