Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Look at Juju's milkers, he's a prime cow ready for milking.
How many pushups can he do?
 
I might be uninformed but like isn't Riley the producer of the show? How is this considered real drama when Vito is sitting there saying he would rape Riley's potato GF when Riley is sitting behind a monitor watching the recording and audio levels nodding lol
Riley is "producer" in the form of him being a homeless man begging people to go on the dick show in-between filming himself pissing on a literal retard.
 
Hi whoeveryouare,
ur irrelevant
get fked fgt
git gud

kys
Kick.com

Irrelevant cow, how SAD. I hope whoever got the URL tries to sell it to him to make him seethe.
I hope they sell it to Maddox. I'd be just as happy to see Eric July get it, but he paints himself as too good of a person publicly and would likely turn it down.
 
Hi whoeveryouare,
ur irrelevant
get fked fgt
git gud

kys
Kick.com

Irrelevant cow, how SAD. I hope whoever got the URL tries to sell it to him to make him seethe.
How did they not recognize Westside Ripper Merch Guy from the Based on a True Story tv series? I bet the woman who wrote that is fat.
 
> Vito complains for aeons over threats of "assault"
> Dick talks him down
> Vito states his poorly masked desire to rape Mint
> Dick tries to get a soft-retraction
> Vito doubles down


And somehow after all this, Vito will still wonder why Riley along with everyone else fucks with him.
 
> Vito complains for aeons over threats of "assault"
> Dick talks him down
> Vito states his poorly masked desire to rape Mint
> Dick tries to get a soft-retraction
> Vito doubles down


And somehow after all this, Vito will still wonder why Riley along with everyone else fucks with him.
It’s all gayfabe. They’re just a bunch of zilches hoping to fake drama so they hope one of us believes it. That way they can wheeze and waddle over to the nearest microphone and claim to finally get one over on us at the Karen Farms.
 
>"Your socials did not meet the requirements for a username change"

Can only imagine how hard Juju is seething at being told he's not relevant enough for a relatively unknown streaming platform to lift a finger to help him. Sucks to suck, cow man.
 
>"Your socials did not meet the requirements for a username change"

Can only imagine how hard Juju is seething at being told he's not relevant enough for a relatively unknown streaming platform to lift a finger to help him. Sucks to suck, cow man.
I don't feel bad for him. From what I've seen and learned he's always been a loser. He could lose his show tomorrow or someone else could take it over and do it better and I wouldn't care in the least.
 
I don't feel bad for him. From what I've seen and learned he's always been a loser. He could lose his show tomorrow or someone else could take it over and do it better and I wouldn't care in the least.
“Hey I’m that guy that made fun of fat chicks on a Dr. Phil segment 18 years ago. Oh and I was on a Pizza Hut commercial a decade ago.”

This guy is an absolute zero. He gets treated like any random asshole who claims to be relevant when he tries to flex.
 
“Hey I’m that guy that made fun of fat chicks on a Dr. Phil segment 18 years ago. Oh and I was on a Pizza Hut commercial a decade ago.”

This guy is an absolute zero. He gets treated like any random asshole who claims to be relevant when he tries to flex.
Yeah, which explains why he goes after people who are better than him, because he's a loser who will never amount to anything.
 
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They never actually aired that commercial because it was too gay. Iirc.
No

They never actually aired that commercial because Dax said NIGGERS while singing a “parody” song about Mel Gibson’s candid recordings where Mel was yelling at his wife. Also the commercial had a black lady in it, I guess.

And to quote your favorite alcoholic (ex) (non practicing) lawyer, “we live in an age where that’s just not okay”
 
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