Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneed Force One]

What's more special than 5/23/25?
Its the anniversary and pizza day.

If Null releases it on the Arrest-iversary, I will personally fund a banana pepper pizza.

 

[Vect]

Null told Ralph to instantly pay up because he has it already.

Really? That'll should make Nick sweat (more).

Of course it won't actually end what's left of his career. Apparently to about 2000 people being a meandering, drugged out, boring fuck is less important than making weird barbs about Aaron Imholte. Sometimes I wonder if it's an IP2 thing where they stroke his ego ironically to make him say more stupid shit.

I think April does have a new boyfriend, as that would explain why she DFEd her social media. She was practically sucking Nick off in all her comments. I actually think she still is seeing Nick on the side as she strikes me as the type of person who wants to "keep their options open", and naively believing she may still be able to replace Kayla some day.

We've heard (from Aaron, mind) that he's capable of being abusive to Kayla to the point of near violence and anger, and is a shameless gaslighter. Thing about polycules that nobody ever anticipates is, relationships start to happen, emotions comes to the fore and people get jealous and possessive. Nick strikes me as somebody who likes having these two not particularly strong-willed women under his control and competing with each other for his attention, and it's important to him that he essentially emasculates Aaron. I don't really buy he loves Kayla anymore, more he likes the idea of her and April loving him and that they think about him - I'm sure it wasn't always that way, he had 5 children with Kayla after all, but supressed neuroticism, drugs and a toxic web of relationships will do damage to a mans perspective.

It would be an intersting contrast to Ethan Ralph, who wants to project this persona but who's abusive, controlling nature comes from a deep personal misery and a desperate, genuine desire for companionship that fast becomes possessive.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I apologize in advance if any of these have been posted already, but I'm doing my best to keep up with everything. The shitposting on CGoody's obituary picked up steam after people were told not to do it, as expected because this is the sektur. I'll post the ones that are Rekieta or sektur related, and ones that are notworthy. A lot of the posts are just random shit from nobodies.



A Cog post. Pretty boring.



A Faran post. Her involvement with Nick ended before I started following Nick. Don't really know the lore, so I've got no opinion on this one.



This one took me a minute at first because they used the name Nikolaus and used a photo of him as an average looking old guy. When it finally clicked, I admit I burst out laughing. Klaus Barbie was a Nazi war criminal called "The Butcher of Lyon". And this post is being printed in a memorial book and sold by Goldstein's Rosenberg's Funeral Directors Inc. The irony is hilarious, but the post itself is probably going to get this swept. People actually have purchased the book according to the site, so these messages have been printed and sold.



We've got Ralph with his famous Ralphisms, as well as Ronnie's hammer in the wall.



We've got the legend himself, back from the grave. This one is probably one of my favorites because any time someone uses Ronnie for something is hilarious.



A better quality image of the Chef Red Pill post.



Steve Gosney has dedicated his creepy erotica book to Cory and revealed that Cory was a ghostwriter and wrote most of the book. The ghost part is certainly true.



Super Mario himself came to say goodbye to CGoody. This one might be my favorite because the most honest post is by fucking Lou Albano Mario from a drug PSA. Although I disagree with Mario that CGoody was a great guy. CGoody was a stupid jackoff.

Those are all the noteworthy ones. The rest are just random retards posting photos of faggots holding Funko pops and talking about My Little Pony and shit.
I do hope that more people by the book just to have some of the funny shit actually printed in a hardcover book with pictures of Ronnie and Kayla's mugshot and coked up Nick and Energii King and a Nazi war criminal in a book meant to honor the life of CGoody.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

The shitposting on the obituary is cringe as fuck.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

The shitposting on the obituary is cringe as fuck.

Funny and weird that Rekieta hasn't left a genuine message, what his creative writing "degree" and his connection to the deceased.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Funny and weird that Rekieta hasn't left a genuine message, what his creative writing "degree" and his connection to the deceased.

He'll use it as an example of "Kiwifarms trolling" going too far, yet neglect to actually dedicate anything more than 20 seconds to his most (formally) loyal janny.

Reminder: CGoody called him out before his death. The hardest sweeper narrative is incorrect. This is why Nick doesn't give a shit.

 

[AltisticRight]

I haven't seen the video itself posted here.

Ethan Ralph bets $5000 on the bodycam footage and Josh says "sure, you lost".
Who needs nontent Austin when you have fat piggies with no money making frivolous bets?

Also, fat paedophile Melton has been flagging people. The Dabbleverse is full of fags.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

A little compilation of how Nick looked after 7 hours of streaming yesterday.
Everything is fine. He is happy. He won. He owned the state, is 100% sober, and he will really stick to the evil Jersh.

 

[AltisticRight]

A little compilation of how Nick looked after 7 hours of streaming yesterday.
Everything is fine. He is happy. He won. He owned the state, is 100% sober, and he will really stick to the evil Jersh.

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He's melting.
This is what Reguit does to you.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

A little compilation of how Nick looked after 7 hours of streaming yesterday.
Everything is fine. He is happy. He won. He owned the state, is 100% sober, and he will really stick to the evil Jersh.

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The bruise appearance in the eyesockets is a nice touch. A picture of health!

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Sex with Aaron was consensual...

at first...

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

The shitposting on the obituary is cringe as fuck.

The Barbie one was pretty funny though. And the Ralph one nailed his speech.

Whatever the dead don't care.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

Rama Rama is gonna need a box full of whippits to cope this one out.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

art of the issue is Aaron has said, repeatedly, that he's not afraid of Nick. Which is probably true, in a mono a mono

It's 'mano', but Nick probably got mono from his way orgies.

This is another reason I'm still in the "April is still seeing Nick" camp, or minimally being held in Wakanda by Nick. Nick can't make any part of this story make sense, or even tell the story consistently. I'll concede it's possible the 2x4 jumped the lumberyard, but I don't believe it on Nick's word.

Nick is a liar, but like all cows, hw will twll on buimself eventually. See '30 days sober' below and his drunk slip-up about his Jamaican holiday years ago...

Because Nick is a faggot and knows it's defamation. When he's pressed on what he's actually saying he backs out ala "I never said that".

Will the value of an ANU finally be established? Based on how much he talks about this stuff, Nick really seems excited to get his ANUs pegged. You'd be forgiven for thinking that he's just jealous of or obsessed with Aaron's ANUs, but after losing it all -- his house, his career, his respect -- he only has Aaron's special ANUs left.

His plan is to defame Aaron, get SLAPP applied, then win the Montegraph case. If that fails, he has the hoard of rare ANU's he can use to pay off BOTH cases! It's a win-win, and a loss to Aaron pegs the ANU to the dollar for the exchange! Monetise your gay ex-lovers!

It's also possible that despite defending Nick's honor and being a loyal janny that Nick didn't really give a shit about CGoody

Probably both

He does not care about anyone but Nick.

He says tomorrow he'll be 30 days sober.

Do we have this clip or context for it?

Nick tells on himself, but it isn't usually rhia blatant.

I'll refer back to this when Melton bitches out and folds on multiple C&Ds

They ignored Sean so there are some shenanigans on the backend. Probably Nick giving illegal advice as an NPL...

>some couples love each other but lose track of liking each other
????????????????
wht he evn mean does this by

His brain is completely gelatinised.
It looks like Nicholas Rugieta' braincells are dropping faster than the flies that approaches April's fishy vulva

Nick Sez: "Some couples love each other but lose track of liking each other. The fact that this has to be explained is strange to me. It seems pretty obvious."

The problem Nick is that you left out the word that best describes that sort of relationship. Its known as "co-dependency". You should give that some thought the next time you hit yourself in the head trying to get sympathy from her or the next time you gaslight her to get what you want.

100% he means sex or feeling lustful.

 

[Schpoots]

I finally realized who Nick reminds me of while watching KC today. It's Andy Dick. Nick is turning into Andy Dick.

The constant sex jokes, gay vibes, annoying high pitched voice, skelly nerd body, inability to stop drugs/drinking, inability to stop ruining his own life, throwing away all his potential, etc.

 

[daffodils]

Do we have this clip or context for it?

Don't have a clip, but he also said it on Twitter.
Archive/Link


EDIT:

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Don't have a clip, but he also said it on Twitter.
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29 nonconsecutive days completely lying to my PO about being sober.
Give this man his chip.

 

[Boss Bass]

[re: Adam busch] What’s the context here, is he in the dabbleverse now or something?

Edit: aaah what the fuck, he’s on this “Hughezy” show? He went to Hackamania?!

He cohosts Karl’s show (WATP) once a week.

Karl getting the “dabbleverse” stolen by a fat nonce like Melton seems like a fitting end.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Even when he started his weird cult cuck-cule and named himself Lord Chaos Balldo or whatever, he named Aaron the Pugilist. You may look at Aaron and think wtf, this is a jock? He's a jock to Nick, though, a scrawny, weak, etiolated skelly of a faggot, a male cheerleader.

Aaron looks like the kind of 30 year old who shows up maybe once or twice a week at the boxing gym and developed a massive ego he’s a boxer while bragging at the local bar how he boxes doing the bare minimum… which honestly puts him in the top 10% of men his age but that’s just a sorry state of things. Nick on the other hand conflates fitness with skinny and acts like a college girl with an eating disorder who starves herself between downing copious amounts of booze. And then there’s Nick’s internet tough guy act while he wakes up late to stream looking strung out and fragile. A stiff breeze can knock Rekieta on his ass. I wonder what Nick’s resting heart rate is because between the lack of sleep, drugs, and not eating with visibly shaking hands it has to be at least 120 bpm

 

[Vibralldo]

A little compilation of how Nick looked after 7 hours of streaming yesterday.
Everything is fine. He is happy. He won. He owned the state, is 100% sober, and he will really stick to the evil Jersh.

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Poor baby has to livestream for a few hours a day as a job while the rest of his income is paid for by grandma and grandpa's money

Pray 4 him