Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%
  • Total voters
    318
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Ah - when Nick said that Aaron was serious about the house because Aaron asked about the house even after April left, this is what he was talking about? This is a guy desperately trying to find a way to get his wife back. He's clamoring for ways in which he can be in the same room as her and win her over. He's not even signaling interest in the house, April is wanting to see it and Aaron is asking to tag along.


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Day 4 of Rekieta having this bruise on the left side of his face, though it's more prominent now than it was on Monday. I wonder what he was hitting himself in the head over?
 
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Pentamidine said:
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Ah - when Nick said that Aaron was serious about the house because Aaron asked about the house even after April left, this is what he was talking about? This is a guy desperately trying to find a way to get his wife back. He's clamoring for ways in which he can be in the same room as her and win her over. He's not even signaling interest in the house, April is wanting to see it and Aaron is asking to tag along.


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Day 4 of Rekieta having this bruise on the left side of his face, though it's more prominent now than it was on Monday. I wonder what he was hitting himself in the head over?
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He's living his life, I wonder what he isn't hitting his head over
 
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AltisticRight said:
Nick Rugieta, your house isn't even made of glass. It's made from tofu.
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He's got 1/20 of your subscriber count, Skelly.
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Oh, he dropped another 1k, and is now down to 419k? Nice.

Meanwhile...

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I think she was at 12.4 or 12.5 before he staged his "comeback."

Rekieta being back on the menu is going to do wonders for a lot of people's numbers.

CoomerTine said:
He’s STILL losing subs despite streaming live consistently, that takes talent
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He's losing subs BECAUSE he's streaming. People get the notification, or see it in their feeds, and are like "Oh, this fucking asshole." *Unsub.*

Don't feed your children cocaine! That's advice "social media experts" won't ever tell you I guess.
 
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LemonParty said:
I was a fan of GayKieta after the Russell Greer book reading, leading up to the Rittenhouse trial but I jumped ship before the degeneracy arch. For me it was the "heat allergy" that threw up the red flags.

WTF is a heat allergy? That sounds like some fake and gay pathetic queer shit. You're telling me you can't exercise, enjoy outdoor activities, do outside chores/work, or even get into a hot tube (HAHAHA!). It's a lie I know but why lie about something that makes you seem like a useless crybaby bitch? He should have said Lyme Disease or Lupus.
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Cholinergic urticaria is the claim form Nick. Evaluate the validity for yourself.

FinnSven said:
How did he ultimately qualify as a lawyer then?

He would need a reasonable command of mathematics to get into an undergraduate program, surely?
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It does not require a science degree to attend law school in the US.

Indeed, Nick himself tried to get a science degree after his writing degree and quit because of the maths. I have this clipped in the OP in the Early Life section.

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Funny and weird that Rekieta hasn't left a genuine message, what his creative writing "degree" and his connection to the deceased.
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Maybe you could pay him 20 dollars for a toast and try that?
 
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Midnight Energy Drink said:
o I understand it right?

Nick gifted the fridge, the one with the coke and coke-covered ID of the nanny of the cocaine positive daughter, to a cocaine pedophile.
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Nick gifted his wife's boyfriend's fridge to a cocaine pedophile. By shipping what amounts to a "cuck trophy" for Nick across the country, Nick and the greasy pedo are somehow humiliating the man who had sex with Nick's wife.
 
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It seems most likely that Null finally has secured the bodycam footage of the balldo bunker raid. Given a week of time before the anniversary, I hope that's enough for him (or someone) to edit it down and do any additional blurring needed. (ie kids.) The timing would be too good.

I mean, what else could Null be receiving from Spicer as a package?
  • a hard copy document dump from MNPublicRecords, maybe they've become more paranoid? Could also be from another concerned party.
  • a balldo? maybe Nick gave it to April as a goodbye gift, and this is proof Ape Escaped?
    • bonus points if it's a rare vibralldo!
  • absconded with "Law Pope" plates? Null probably couldn't talk about that
  • a bucket of rust from the new owners of Nick's old crack shack? They finally got that shower clean!
  • Maybe the Nanny was keeping a diary of the horrors she saw in the balldo bunker, and she wanted someone to send it to Null?
  • THE BLOODY SHEETS! Biohazard so has to be shipped via unique means.
The body cam would still be best. I just hope if it's the case, glorious feeder doesn't sit on it too long and someone else scoops him on the release.
 
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