DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

I really hope that literal faggot destiny blows his brains out

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Shits not good when Jaboody Show starts acknowledging your existence more than "Oh it looks like DSP" and start mocking you.

 

[Pargon]

Shits not good when Jaboody Show starts acknowledging your existence more than "Oh it looks like DSP" and start mocking you.
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Hate Army bros, I don’t feel so good………

lol he’s getting a loooooot of attention from people with a looooooooooooooot more eyes on them

I sense a disturbance in the fabric of karma, friends

It’s small, but a ripple can become a tsunami, if the right autistic butterfly flaps its wings

 

[A Piece of Coal]

You know he’s fucking seething at home knowing all these people are mocking his horrible gameplay and making money off his failures. Good. Fucking faggot. Kill yourself if you don’t want to be mocked any longer.

 

[Balr0g]

Well, maybe he finally embraces his inner lolcow and starts acting like a sperg when he plays games not caring what anyone thinks....HAHAHAHAHAHA

His tombstone will say "I was the best, nobody understood me, nothing I could do *snort*"

 

[Whaler]

Well, maybe he finally embraces his inner lolcow and starts acting like a sperg when he plays games not caring what anyone thinks....HAHAHAHAHAHA

His tombstone will say "I was the best, nobody understood me, nothing I could do *snort*"

"I was the first one to die, everybody just started copying me."

 

[Sneed Lurker]

I love Grok

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Shits not good when Jaboody Show starts acknowledging your existence more than "Oh it looks like DSP" and start mocking you.
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“Dood, everyone loves me now! Please tip!”

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Lately Phils content has been getting worse and worse it's unwatchable, he takes an entertaining game and sucks the life out of it.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Lately Phils content has been getting worse and worse it's unwatchable, he takes an entertaining game and sucks the life out of it.

"lately" lmao

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Lately Phils content has been getting worse and worse it's unwatchable, he takes an entertaining game and sucks the life out of it.

Phail hasn't been watchable in years. He's tried to clean up his lolcow behavior to avoid getting bullied, so now his content is just boring.

 

[Pargon]

Phail hasn't been watchable in years. He's tried to clean up his lolcow behavior to avoid getting bullied, so now his content is just boring.

It’s also another half-assed layer of varnish he just threw on a half-burned pile of toothpicks, too? Like he’s so disingenuous on so many levels that he’s the Unbelievably Rich Man from Disco Elysium of assholes, reality just refuses to fully acknowledge him because he’s trying at six fake personas and failing at all of them. Puking on a pile of shit

Bonus irony that Phil despite his iron pigheadedness at acceptance of the world around him versus his singleminded interpretation could not wrap his head around the notion of a game character talking a shipping container into opening

Maybe it’s good he’s the way he is, if he had a megalomaniacal drive he’d be fucking Tetsuo

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Feels like it's gotten worse since the goals were introduced (which he justified as a way to reduce pressure on his audience) since it is now nothing more than hit the goal and talking about what slop he can shove into his maw when they hit the next 10.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Feels like it's gotten worse since the goals were introduced (which he justified as a way to reduce pressure on his audience) since it is now nothing more than hit the goal and talking about what slop he can shove into his maw when they hit the next 10.

I mean his goals are nothing more than a glorified Battlepass Allah Fortnite or Call of Duty series of games. Except even in Fortnite you cab still see the useless skin you purchased. Here you get... Phil stuffing his face. By the way how the FUCK is this a DSP trues it if he's eaten Subway before?!
"oh it used to be good and then it got bad and now it might be different"
Thats still not a DSP tries it, you born again virgin!

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Feels like it's gotten worse since the goals were introduced (which he justified as a way to reduce pressure on his audience) since it is now nothing more than hit the goal and talking about what slop he can shove into his maw when they hit the next 10.

The tip goal is annoying because he constantly bitches when he isn't hitting it.

I don't know how DSP has any fans when he is constantly bitching at them for not giving him money. If I was a legit fan, I would have dipped out by now.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The tip goal is annoying because he constantly bitches when he isn't hitting it.

I don't know how DSP has any fans when he is constantly bitching at them for not giving him money. If I was a legit fan, I would have dipped out by now.

Most of his “fans” are gone now. I think one of the last major fallout was when he became political and alienated his older viewers by saying “don’t like my opinion? GET THE FUCK OUT! Snort snort snort “
My own opinion, 99% of his viewing audience are “trolls”. I say about 80-90% of his tips come from weens as well. That’s why you see names like “DetractorsAreSadREAL” “savoryseasoningREAL” “LetsHitTheGoalREAL”. If it wasn’t for trihards trying their best to troll, Phil would be homeless by now. He burnt all his bridges when it come to his old fans. No one wants to pay money to a guy who will calling you a retard, mouth drooling, sissy for not donating 500 bucks each stream.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Feels like it's gotten worse since the goals were introduced (which he justified as a way to reduce pressure on his audience) since it is now nothing more than hit the goal and talking about what slop he can shove into his maw when they hit the next 10.

Goal begging is annoying and tiresome. It was funny when he came up with lame ideas like daily bills, taxes, feed his wife crying downstairs, etc...

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

Yeah he has somehow made his unwatchable slop even worse which I couldn't even imagine being possible so I'll give him credit for that. I think on that last marathon his 3 hour "pahdcast" was almost entirely qna and fast food menu surfing. I think even the most retarded dent out there will get bored of the constant fast food goal/menu surfing. It's just unwatchable and not even ironically funny. I doubt there is another human on Earth that stares at online food menus half as much as he does.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Goal begging is annoying and tiresome. It was funny when he came up with lame ideas like daily bills, taxes, feed his wife crying downstairs, etc...

I loved when the dents and trolls were paying him to dress like a dumbass.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I know I'm probably just sperging but I'm weirdly annoyed at how stupid that tweet is.

It makes more sense when you remember that during the Kino arc and when the Destiny stuff came out Phil went "I guess it was a buyer's market for cars after all!" on Twitter but didn't go "viral" like the ProJared tweet, hence the "I already made that joke" part.

You know how sometimes in your mind you have this joke that is amazing in your head and know it will make everyone laugh, but once you tell it you get no reaction so you repeat it and people go "yeah you already said that"? It's just that. Phil thinks this is the own of the century, and since the first time it didn't go viral, he's expecting it to go viral this time so he's just repeating the joke. The problem is that the joke is retarded even in context and only shows how much of a petty little bitch Phil is.
As someone else said, it doesn't matter if Destiny is caught with 10tb of child porn on his computer, he still was right when he laughed at Phil back then for the "buyer's market for cars" moment, so in this case Phil is just saying "since you are a bad person, then that time you owned me on my own stream years ago is now invalid", which doesn't make any sense and is yet another instance of Phil just bitterly waiting and hoping for the day anyone who ever said something about him is in the spotlight so he can go and kick them while they're down.

It's a good thing he's not a drama streamer and Kat has made him so happy he doesn't go after people anymore. I know nothing about Destiny, but seems like he's a bigger piece of shit than Phil, and yet Phil can make him seem more sympathetic just because how petty he's being over some ribbing years ago.