Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It's because one of the claims he made in this post:

was about one of his fingers being fucked up, so I asked him to take a picture to prove that he wasn't lying about that.

I mean I understand he posted the fingers as proof that he has fingers. Why does he blame us for his finger being fucked up? What do his fingers have to do with him raping a cat and being a furry pedophile?

 

[Tread Miller]

What do his fingers have to do with him raping a cat and being a furry pedophile?

Wait a minute...

Because of people like you, the tip of my left index was deformed as a child, and I had to feel how my nail fell off so it could regrow.

His fingers were deformed as a child... maybe Claudio showed his "proclivities" early

Also, congratulations @Claudio Hernández Castañeda for 100 pages of WINNING (for real this time )

 

[Red flaming panda]

Prove it, bitch.

>Erm, the evidence in the OP is not true because.....because it just isn't, ok.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Thread is FINALLY out of PG?

@Admiral Throbnelius @Sperg Spectating @notorietus Here's to more 100 pages of claudio winning.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Claudio clicked things he shouldn’t have clicked,
On forums where fandoms and fur-memes were mixed.
He wore a big tail and denied it with flair,
Carefully, not to touch his treacha tube where he got all his air.

Though plush ears and paws were all over his lair!
"I’m not a furry!" he shouted online,
While looking at fox-boyfriends in glitter and shine.
He battled with trolls, he wrestled with bots,
He argued with strangers in digital spots.
"I'll win this time" he thought to himself.
"I can't stop winning, don't they see?"

He posted long rants, paragraphs deep,
While the rest of the forum had fallen asleep.
He swore he was normal, “Just here for the memes!”
But his bookmarks were full of suspicious extremes...

One Thursday it happened, oh what a surprise!
His browser betrayed him before all their eyes.
Screenshots were flying, as the posts went by “Oh no!”
And poor Claudio’s face turned as red as a glow.

Yet here is the truth that you ought to know:
We all have our quirks, not all are fine.
Just own who you are (with a laugh and a grin),
And maybe log out and don't log back in.​

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Damn, now this thread is official?
Congratz @Claudio Hernández Castañeda , eres un literal imbécil.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

I understand you people have been poisoned by your own government with fluoride and other minerals, lowering your IQ by at least 5, as reports say, but it's not my fault you people can't detect nuance.

Yeah, so, this dude is /pol/ in 2025. A self hating brown guy calling everyone jews while being a pedophile.

 

[DeSean 3 Strikeland]

Prove it, bitch.

You can't. None of you do.

Alright claus,if someone has CP on their computer is it nessesary to prove if they beat their shit to it?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Before any of you moralfag about my father, especially @Sparklenetor 2.0, @DickMain, @Tread Miller and @Sperg Spectator, I will inform you of this:

— He's a serial cheater
— He was once addicted to crack and marihuana
— He's alcoholic (Saw him buy a bottle "for someone" when I was a teen, too(
— He cheated my mom with 3+ women while married.
— His whore, demonic, retarded, bad priority having, disgusting mother had him out of wedlock because she managed to get a married man to cheat with her.
— I was forced to interact with that cunt for hours in my father's late house.

I bet the Moralfags will be like "But his leg dood":
He's endured worse, he's fallen off his bike and scrapped just one layer of his skin, he's kicked a moving car's door (don't fucking ask me why). And he is still moving around like nothing.

The only reason he's still "my father" is because:
1. We need him
2. My delusional fucking Má believes "no human" can undo marriage by the church. As if that will make me forget I watched them fisticuff, or that his actions (and hers) forced my involvement as a child in their mutual petty retardation.

If you are reading this, please jump into the Popocapepetl RIGHT NOW.

OK Claus you're not a furry anymore, so what do you whack off to then?

You.

https://youtu.be/6zXDo4dL7SU?si=Z5LKmopGPI_OFZVk

Imagine not just using triple parenthesis unironically in 2025 but also misusing it.

Enjoy your LARP in this website while it lasts, goy. It won't survive this decade. And knowing how certain Josh doesn't shut his fucking mouth, he might not survive either. All he has to do is anger the wrong person.

 

[slungus22]

Before any of you moralfag about my father, especially @Sparklenetor 2.0, @DickMain, @Tread Miller and @Sperg Spectator, I will inform you of this:

— He's a serial cheater
— He was once addicted to crack and marihuana
— He's alcoholic (Saw him buy a bottle "for someone" when I was a teen, too(
— He cheated my mom with 3+ women while married.
— His whore, demonic, retarded, bad priority having, disgusting mother had him out of wedlock because she managed to get a married man to cheat with her.
— I was forced to interact with that cunt for hours in my father's late house.

I bet the Moralfags will be like "But his leg dood":
He's endured worse, he's fallen off his bike and scrapped just one layer of his skin, he's kicked a moving car's door (don't fucking ask me why). And he is still moving around like nothing.

The only reason he's still "my father" is because:
1. We need him
2. My delusional fucking Má believes "no human" can undo marriage by the church. As if that will make me forget I watched them fisticuff, or that his actions (and hers) forced my involvement as a child in their mutual petty retardation.

If you are reading this, please jump into the Popocapepetl RIGHT NOW.


You.

https://youtu.be/6zXDo4dL7SU?si=Z5LKmopGPI_OFZVk

Enjoy your LARP in this website while it lasts, goy. It won't survive this decade. And knowing how certain Josh doesn't shut his fucking mouth, he might not survive either. All he has to do is anger the wrong person.

welcome back bud

 

[Sperg Spectating]

@Sperg Spectator

Lol. Alex Hogendorp the 2nd.

— He's a serial cheater
— He was once addicted to crack and marihuana
— He's alcoholic (Saw him buy a bottle "for someone" when I was a teen, too(
— He cheated my mom with 3+ women while married.
— His whore, demonic, retarded, bad priority having, disgusting mother had him out of wedlock because she managed to get a married man to cheat with her.
— I was forced to interact with that cunt for hours in my father's late house.

 

[Jace on ice]

How much of this word salad is because of ESL and how much is because of retardation?

Also did he just say he jerks off to me?

I'm a guy.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Also did he just say he jerks off to me?

I'm a guy.

Claudio is gay, he literally has a boyfriend.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Why is Mexico full of idiots who delude themselves into thinking they are white?

Because for some reason, these spic niggers think that they're the center of Latin America and always talk about how Mexico is this magic utopia where they're better than anyone. There is a cultural thing where they hate countries like Argentina because "they're arrogant and think they're better than anyone" without realizing they're full projecting because in the same breath they say that they're the best country in Latin America.

You know, putting aside things like the cartels, people getting missing everyday, having literal concentration camps made by the cartel, narcocultura, being the country where most journalists get killed, having the most activity in human trafficking, being a haven of pedophiles, having an ungodly corrupt government being led by a jew who is a cartel puppet and impotent tard rage when you point that out and calling you gringo and a large etc.

This is what people call small penis energy, they're the loudest screeching niggers in Latin America because they don't want people to tell them how much of a shitstain their country is.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

you are quite possibly the biggest NigFag i have ever seen on the internet

a reminder that your president is a jewsomething about stones in glass houses?

And your president was taught business shit by jews. Sit this one out, buddy. In fact, ask someone to cut both your hands off that body. Do everyone on this planet a favor.

Two words: Eitan Yardini

How much of this word salad is because of ESL and how much is because of retardation?

Also did he just say he jerks off to me?

I'm a guy.

Kiwifarmer don't act like a disingenious retard challenge: Failed succesfully

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Because for some reason, these spic niggers think that they're the center of Latin America and always talk about how Mexico is this magic utopia where they're better than anyone. There is a cultural thing where they hate countries like Argentina because "they're arrogant and think they're better than anyone" without realizing they're full projecting because in the same breath they say that they're the best country in Latin America.

You know, putting aside things like the cartels, people getting missing everyday, having literal concentration camps made by the cartel, narcocultura, being the country where most journalists get killed, having the most activity in human trafficking, being a haven of pedophiles, having an ungodly corrupt government being led by a jew who is a cartel puppet and impotent tard rage when you point that out and calling you gringo and a large etc.

This is what people call small penis energy, they're the loudest screeching niggers in Latin America because they don't want people to tell them how much of a shitstain their country is.

They're also still in AMERICA too. Lol.

Kiwifarmer don't act like a disingenious retard challenge: Failed succesfully

Reported for double posting.

 

[JohnnyGringo]

I'm on to something guys, just sit tight

 

[FOUND YOU!]

[Unsolicited power leveling]

I'm so sorry to hear that. I almost forgot about the cat rape and the cub porn.

 

[DeSean 3 Strikeland]

And your president was taught business shit by jews. Sit this one out, buddy. In fact, ask someone to cut both your hands off that body. Do everyone on this planet a favor.

Two words: Eitan Yardini

a reminder that your president was born by jews. sit this one out bud. In fact,ask someone to cut your hands off so you cant get your hands on any more cats. Do everyone on this planet a favor.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I almost forgot about the cat rape

Never happened.

and the cub porn.

Never happened.

Now kill yourself.

a reminder that your president was born by jews. sit this one out bud. In fact,ask someone to cut your hands off so you cant get your hands on any more cats. Do everyone on this planet a favor.

Reminder that your president let his children be converted.

Absolute cuckoldry. Dilate harder btw.

Because for some reason, these spic niggers think that they're the center of Latin America and always talk about how Mexico is this magic utopia where they're better than anyone. There is a cultural thing where they hate countries like Argentina because "they're arrogant and think they're better than anyone" without realizing they're full projecting because in the same breath they say that they're the best country in Latin America.

You know, putting aside things like the cartels, people getting missing everyday, having literal concentration camps made by the cartel, narcocultura, being the country where most journalists get killed, having the most activity in human trafficking, being a haven of pedophiles, having an ungodly corrupt government being led by a jew who is a cartel puppet and impotent tard rage when you point that out and calling you gringo and a large etc.

This is what people call small penis energy, they're the loudest screeching niggers in Latin America because they don't want people to tell them how much of a shitstain their country is.

Saying the N word doesn't even make you look badass or edgy. It makes you look as the same IQ level as a black woman from the southern half of Africa.