Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

Yeah but at least he’s heard of it. There is literally no reasonable excuse for him not to know the Sacco and Vanzetti case. Not one. It’s not quite as shameful as feeding cocaine to his small child and subjecting five innocent kids to a life of squalor, but Nick should never be allowed to live this down.

It took until you mentioned the Red Scare for me to remember that those two were Italian born anarchists, but I'm also not a (non practicing) lawyer who should damn well know better.

 

[northstar747]

1. attack his core fanbase and directly tell them to fuck off
2. tell the remaining people not to send in superchats or rumble rants and instead join his locals
3. signal that the monthly sub to locals was more than enough thus discouraging anything above the sub
4. ignore the stream chats for locals thus killing off the banter he needed to make a good show
5. create a core a-log class that will now forever fuck with the chat hindering efforts to rebuild chat
6. abandon locals making those who invested feel like he burnt them

Its really weird that he didnt see what was happening.

The rumble contract was a double edge sword. He didnt need to milk youtube.

Then the locals shit was even worse.

The other problem is that IMO he streamed too much. Like if he took a 10 day vacation to recharge but he s terminally online.

Also the lewd shit was even more stupid. I could see him pivoiting and letting his hair down but the big grift was the trad E daddy shit.

oh yeah @Himedall All-seeing Waifu did your program of arching locals run off all the wine aunts.

Honeslty some of those wine aunts were nice looking better than april.

 

[elb]

Here's another one that gets overlooked.
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[AnOminous]

Literally what the fuck is wrong with him?

He either was so lazy and stupid he never learned it, or whatever memory he had of it was in one of the cerebrospinal fluid filled vacuoles that used to be part of his now thoroughly Swiss cheese brain before all the drugs.

That is the look of a man who knows it's only a matter of time till all the world witnesses his dethroning moment.

All these faces are the faces of a man living in his own self-created Hell.

Hell isn't a punishment from God. God isn't that mean. Hell is a choice.

 

[thebigdream]

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Spoiler: Why would you be anxious, Nick?

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Does not sleeping well mean 2 hours instead of 3? When does this nigga sleep at all?

 

[Peace Through Power]

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

The other problem is that IMO he streamed too much

Nah he drank to much and lost the ability to control his retard impulses

 

[Oxyjen]

When does this nigga sleep at all?

The 2022 Lincoln Navigator comes with the available all-new ActiveGlide* technology that builds upon Intelligent Adaptive Cruise Control and allows you to operate your vehicle hands-free, while keeping your eyes on the road. This feature is compatible on prequalified sections of road called Hands-Free Blue Zones that make up more than 130,000 miles of North American highways.

> eyes on the road

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Does not sleeping well mean 2 hours instead of 3? When does this nigga sleep at all?

His brain is always kind of sleeping because of the holes in it. The man acts like he's in a dream, well a nightmare really. That one where you show up to class naked and don't know any of the subject matter then everyone points and laughs at you. That's just Nick's entire life now.

Good job Nick!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

nick looks like an anaconda eating a guinea pig

“Well Null you’re the guinea pig because you’re fat! And your dick only works for little anime boys hence the snake!”

 

[Melty Butter]

Karen Read Stream Day 16 - Rekieta Notables

No AI thumbnail. In fact, no real thumbnail at all...

... Speaking of nails, he found his clipper.

TLDR: Better than yesterday, which was his worst stream since his comeback. That may account for his low viewership today. Rendazza's appearance was decent, though the interview was superficial. The dragging of Kurt continues, this time with a pedo allegation via Supertips. Nick continues to be chronically distracted, with approximately 25 tweets during the stream. Sex comments continued (scatology, necrophilia, porn scramble channels) but less than yesterday. Nick was in good humor and more energetic.

• Top YT Live Viewership (approx): 1750 at late morning - the lowest so far, I believe. It dipped even lower midday by a few hundred and returned to 1700 at 3 PM central.
• Supertips (approx): 32
• Tweets During Stream (approx): 25
• Breaks/Interruptions: 2 to pee, 2 brief interruptions by daughter(s) who were off-screen

Spoiler: Notes Chronologically

Morning

- 8 min late; looked better than yesterday; no thumbnail, and set up links to the stream in real time. He also forgot to put on Subscriber Only for a couple of hours, which probably accounts for comments like this in chat:


- Very active in chat

- Joked about how he is a zombie and slowly committing suicide (related to something Kurt said on his stream?). He thinks it’s cool that he looks like a corpse.

- He will “probably” be covering the Idaho murder trial in August (Kohberger)

- A carne asada breakfast burrito was delivered to him at 9:45 (from a plastic bag, it was brought in). Inexplicably, he felt the need to caress it while watching himself. (More creepy than funny.)


- He has a deep revulsion for cobwebs.

- Kayla used to crochet. She's doing sobriety with Nick, even though she doesn’t have to.

- No testing today.

- On drinking, 30 days sober; he says he’s naturally well-hydrated, which is why he doesn’t get bad hangovers even though he doesn’t drink much water; he mostly misses catered dinners with wine. Some of the chat was not having it:


- Ranted about his downfall (I'm sure it'll be clipped): He was under the illusion that he could keep part of his life private while having a public job. Took aim at the Farms (unnamed) who "bludgeon" and "use my children as a weapon, so fuck off."

- The dragging of Kurt continues, this time with pedo allegations. (Previously posted by @daffodils.)



Afternoon

- The shirt he's wearing is from his last trip to Vegas

- Melton didn’t book him a room at The Plaza for Hackamania, and “he didn’t get me a chair!” (I don’t know what that means). He complained about being stranded in the lobby.

- He sat next to “Ellie” and her man at Hackamania. That might be EliePhant, his mod, though it's a different spelling.


- He speculated that CGoody died of an OD. He said that the last time he spoke with him, Cory offered to go onto other platforms to sweep for him. Nick admitted that he rarely spoke to him offline.

- Chloe Alessi (step-daughter of a defense lawyer in the Read case) replied to him on Twitter. Nick showed it on screen. Nick was very proud.



- Talked about the Kirche/Pippa issue. (I'm not tracking this lore, so I'll leave it to others to decipher his comments.)

- A daughter interrupted and then again shortly after (off-screen) around 2:40 central - he had to stir noodles for her:


- He wants to eat all the time now that he's not drinking. Working helps.

Spoiler: Thoughts on the Rendazza Appearance

I'm sure the Rendazza interview will be clipped. Here are some general thoughts.

It was fine, mostly due to Rendazza's high energy and good humor. Nick is always better with other people. That said, Nick's lost the ability (if he ever had it) to conduct a good interview. Basic questions like:

• Tell us about your defense of Nazis and Satanists; what was your biggest win?
• Tell us about Massachusetts, where you were raised, and the culture of this place, so we can understand the Read case.
• What compelled you to this First Amendment "mission" instead of making 3x as much in big law?
• How did you initially get involved in the Read case? Who contacted whom?

There was none of that. Frankly, it was frustrating. I find Rendazza fascinating.

Unrelated to this stream, this seemed interesting when I was counting his tweets:

Will Drex be there?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Why does Nick give me the impression of a 15 year old boy in a middle aged man's body?

It's what happens when your rich boomer parents keep filling your pockets with money.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

I went to Racket's facebook out of curiosity. This was his last post

Spoiler: text

Hey, y'all.
Today I crossed over 100,000,000 views on youtube.
I cannot even comprehend getting people to click on a thing with my name attached to it one hundred million times.
I know there are bigger channels and creators on youtube, but this is something that is so overwhelmingly strange to me that I had to share it.
On a completely different note, I'm also the 26th highest superchat earner in the entire world, and the second highest in the United States.
There are 10.3 million youtube channels total, which puts me at the top 0.0003% of the world in that regard. I don't know how to feel about that.
I never expected, in my little life, to excel at anything in this way.
Finally, if you don't know, the creation of my youtube channel was a complete accident. Also, if you haven't been following along, when you see some angry media articles about how the broadcast of USA Trials on social media is really bad, and people earning money off of them harm the process: I invented that. Without a hint of irony, I invented that, and it was an accident.
I have accidentally influenced the entire world, and all I intended to do was tell some jokes on the internet.
Life is weird.

 

[Meat Target]

I went to Racket's facebook out of curiosity. This was his last post
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Spoiler: text

Hey, y'all.
Today I crossed over 100,000,000 views on youtube.
I cannot even comprehend getting people to click on a thing with my name attached to it one hundred million times.
I know there are bigger channels and creators on youtube, but this is something that is so overwhelmingly strange to me that I had to share it.
On a completely different note, I'm also the 26th highest superchat earner in the entire world, and the second highest in the United States.
There are 10.3 million youtube channels total, which puts me at the top 0.0003% of the world in that regard. I don't know how to feel about that.
I never expected, in my little life, to excel at anything in this way.
Finally, if you don't know, the creation of my youtube channel was a complete accident. Also, if you haven't been following along, when you see some angry media articles about how the broadcast of USA Trials on social media is really bad, and people earning money off of them harm the process: I invented that. Without a hint of irony, I invented that, and it was an accident.
I have accidentally influenced the entire world, and all I intended to do was tell some jokes on the internet.
Life is weird.

When I look at who he once claimed to be, I think of Mike Ehrmantraut going off on Walter White just before Walt killed him.

YOU HAD A GOOD THING GOING, you stupid son of a bitch! You had fans! You had Kayla! If you'd done your job and kept streaming trials, you would be fine right now, Nick.

You just had to blow it up, Nick. YOU, and your pride and your ego.

 

[Niggernerd]

I went to Racket's facebook out of curiosity. This was his last post
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Spoiler: text

Hey, y'all.
Today I crossed over 100,000,000 views on youtube.
I cannot even comprehend getting people to click on a thing with my name attached to it one hundred million times.
I know there are bigger channels and creators on youtube, but this is something that is so overwhelmingly strange to me that I had to share it.
On a completely different note, I'm also the 26th highest superchat earner in the entire world, and the second highest in the United States.
There are 10.3 million youtube channels total, which puts me at the top 0.0003% of the world in that regard. I don't know how to feel about that.
I never expected, in my little life, to excel at anything in this way.
Finally, if you don't know, the creation of my youtube channel was a complete accident. Also, if you haven't been following along, when you see some angry media articles about how the broadcast of USA Trials on social media is really bad, and people earning money off of them harm the process: I invented that. Without a hint of irony, I invented that, and it was an accident.
I have accidentally influenced the entire world, and all I intended to do was tell some jokes on the internet.
Life is weird.

No nick. Most of the world barely knew about you. It's usually just your fans needing to hear their e-daddy over and over again and people who want some screenshots of you making retarded faces, obvious drugged out moments and doing gay shit

 

[AnOminous]

Does not sleeping well mean 2 hours instead of 3? When does this nigga sleep at all?

God it must be miserable living with this skeletal faggot. Not only does this shambling skelly wander around acting like a complete piece of shit, he doesn't even have the decency of the usual drunk, who at least passes out for 12+ hours at a time sometime.

 

[Meat Target]

I went to Racket's facebook out of curiosity. This was his last post
View attachment 7366892

Spoiler: text

Hey, y'all.
Today I crossed over 100,000,000 views on youtube.
I cannot even comprehend getting people to click on a thing with my name attached to it one hundred million times.
I know there are bigger channels and creators on youtube, but this is something that is so overwhelmingly strange to me that I had to share it.
On a completely different note, I'm also the 26th highest superchat earner in the entire world, and the second highest in the United States.
There are 10.3 million youtube channels total, which puts me at the top 0.0003% of the world in that regard. I don't know how to feel about that.
I never expected, in my little life, to excel at anything in this way.
Finally, if you don't know, the creation of my youtube channel was a complete accident. Also, if you haven't been following along, when you see some angry media articles about how the broadcast of USA Trials on social media is really bad, and people earning money off of them harm the process: I invented that. Without a hint of irony, I invented that, and it was an accident.
I have accidentally influenced the entire world, and all I intended to do was tell some jokes on the internet.
Life is weird.

No nick. Most of the world barely knew about you. It's usually just your fans needing to hear their e-daddy over and over again and people who want some screenshots of you making retarded faces, obvious drugged out moments and doing gay shit

"Behold! I am Nickymandias, Lawpope of the Interwebz! Look upon my viewer counts, ye nerds, and despair!"

 

[RotPockets]

Maybe this is him finally realizing what he did but also not realizing he is doing it again with supertips. Here is a breakdown of Nick genius plan:

1. attack his core fanbase and directly tell them to fuck off
2. tell the remaining people not to send in superchats or rumble rants and instead join his locals
3. signal that the monthly sub to locals was more than enough thus discouraging anything above the sub
4. ignore the stream chats for locals thus killing off the banter he needed to make a good show
5. create a core a-log class that will now forever fuck with the chat hindering efforts to rebuild chat
6. abandon locals making those who invested feel like he burnt them

There used to be multiple twitter accounts just to do updates about nicks' streams. All of that free work his fans did is all gone now and he has no interest in actually paying someone or doing the work.

The precise moment Balldo lost the plot.

Bonus:

 

[Grayback]

I have accidentally influenced the entire world, and all I intended to do was tell some jokes on the internet.
Life is weird.

oh gosh, aww gee, aww shucks guys
I wasn't even trying, and look what still happened!
I guess I was just super duper lucky
or maybe I'm just that great that I make things happen without even meaning to, haha
and who could ever make sense of it all, huh? we're all just stumblin' and bumblin' through this great mystery that is "life," am I right? what a trip!
until next time, guys, "funny and weird!"

God, what a trite 70 IQ faggot.

 

[Fapcop]

I like Fleischer too. Good judge.

I once asked myself whether Fleischer would sign the warrant on Nick, and concluded he would.

There is such a thing as government overreach. It's just not what Barnes says it is.

I’m 50/50 on that.

They had really good basis for a warrant, on the other hand, Fleischer sometimes leans a little too hard to the other side.

But damn, I wish a judge like him would handle Nick’s case. Fleischer would chew Nick the F out, while the law cuck could just stand and SEETHE.

“I just don’t know what to do with you Mr. Rekieta! Look at you! You’re so high your eyes are popping out of your head. You have unpaid fines out the wazoo, you don’t take your probation seriously. Well I think it’s time to show you that WE MEAN BUSINESS! He goes with you!”