Debate @Storytime on if hes gay and fat

[anonymous89848]

Debate storytime and debate if he's fat or not and if he's gay or not

he said he has a BMI of 25 and he wants people to suck his cock and balls and nuts and lets people hop on his dick


Allegedly he might be a sock of someone called muttley

 

[Azure05]

fat lol

 

[slungus22]

@Storytime, Fat

 

[Staticness]

he is a baby in a weed costume, green is not a slimming color, I’d say he’s normal.

 

[gagabobo1997]

definitely fat

 

[anonymous89848]

if i am correct storytime said his BMI is 25

 

[Storytime]

oh we aint doin this nigga

OP is a 42 year old brazilian NEET pedophile by the way if that matters

 

[anonymous89848]

OP is a 42 year old brazilian NEET pedophile by the way if that matters

no evidence proving that i'm a pedophile btw

 

[NuIItley]

"big boned"
Been a long time since I ever heard anybody say/write/type that phrase.

if i am correct storytime said his BMI is 25

In that case he would indeed be considered overweight (barely though, the limit for a "normal" weight is 24.9), however you need to consider the fact that BMI doesn't count for any differences between muscle and fat, so it could be that he just has a higher amount of muscle mass. Either that or he really is a lardass. Your call.

 

[slungus22]

OP is a 42 year old brazilian NEET pedophile by the way if that matters

It doesn't. do you want to do a hand reveal to see if your fat or not?

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

It is absolutely certain that @Storytime is fat
Which brings us to a stochastic quandary, namely, knowing that @Storytime is fat, what is the probability of gayness?
P(fat ∧ gay) = P(fat ∣ gay) given that we know that @Storytime is fat
But the best I can say is that P(fat ∧ gay) ∈ (0 , 1)

 

[anonymous89848]

"big boned"
Been a long time since I ever heard anybody say/write/type that phrase.

In that case he would indeed be considered overweight (barely though, the limit for a "normal" weight is 24.9), however you need to consider the fact that BMI doesn't count for any differences between muscle and fat, so it could be that he just has a higher amount of muscle mass. Either that or he really is a lardass. Your call.

What about him saying he wants people to suck his cock and balls and nuts in the kiwi chat is he gay or not?

 

[Storytime]

"big boned"
Been a long time since I ever heard anybody say/write/type that phrase.

i was joking nigga

 

[BunchaBabyDucks]

oh we aint doin this nigga

If it makes you feel better it could be a worse BMI.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

It is absolutely certain that @Storytime is fat
Which brings us to a stochastic quandary, namely, knowing that @Storytime is fat, what is the probability of gayness?
P(fat ∧ gay) = P(fat ∣ gay) given that we know that @Storytime is fat
But the best I can say is that P(fat ∧ gay) ∈ (0 , 1)

i was joking nigga

Then I can very confidently say that @Storytime is gay
Q.E.D.

 

[NuIItley]

What about him saying he wants people to suck his cock and balls and nuts in the kiwi chat is he gay or not?

That's very homosexual of him. No further clarification (nor discussion) needed.

 

[malachite]

Did you guys know? He's literally cooking a chicken right now. I'm not joking. He has a chicken in the oven as I type this.

 

[Storytime]

Did you guys know? He's literally cooking a chicken right now. I'm not joking. He has a chicken in the oven as I type this.

already ate that

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

You guys chanted “fat” for like 5 minutes straight in chat

 

[Azure05]

already ate that

Fat