Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar

What the actual fuck. I was lurking this thread for a little while earlier this week and I decided to take a small break and I come back faced with Francis being outed as a literal rapist who took advantage of a mentally ill 15 year old girl (minor! That whole "showing pornography to your mostly underaged fanbase" thing did actually mean something in the end after all). Give me "Optimistic" reacts for this but I genuinely hope he finally gains some semblance of a spine and decides to finally commit suicide. He was already irredeemable, what with all of the absolutely insane shitflinging gay Discord slapfighting drama he's involved himself into many, many times before, but this is something else.
Francis, if you're reading this thread (you probably are, given your obsession), if your suicide "attempt" (I bet you just pathetically look at the boxcutter in your hand instead of actually trying to go ahead and using it to slit your wrists. You really are not capable of doing anything correctly.) FAILS, which it will, when you eventually get admitted into the psych ward again, make sure that the tardwranglers punished by having to deal with your miserably pathetic bullshit keep you away from the mentally ill children. Fucking pedo niggerfaggot.
 
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I now understand why his mother had a nervous breakdown from his antics. You can tell the truth by his priorities and actions. He is furious that he got caught, he doesnt actually give a shit about the pain he caused if it wasnt obvious. You see him go from the sombre boo hoo im so sorry I dont deserve to live straight to vicious anger as soon as somebody holds him to what he actually did. Nobody who is sorry or intent on suicide has that much anger. This is apparent in the call with Caz as well.

edit: rare frank from 2024 i didnt see in the thread

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fat_rat_in_the_grass said:
edit: rare frank from 2024 i didnt see in the thread
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He really has let himself go over these past few months, he's still very obviously overweight in this picture but it's not as severe as it currently is. All of this is just so pathetic it nearly, NEARLY, makes me feel pity for this abominable creature, but then I remember everything else about him. He deserves everything coming his way.
 
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Colon capital V said:
Which is the more gemmier crashout suibait kiwis?
Frank's downing a whole bottle of pain killers/Tylenol
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Puppychan's blueberry allergy threat tweets?
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I pick the secret option 3: DepressionMuse. A lesser known figure who's vaguely connected to someone who used to orbit Spoony. Not particularly noteworthy of a cow but this picture speaks for itself.
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This is what I imagine Francis' 9 other suicide attempts have been like.
 
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Man, all this happened and he's not even 19 yet . . . I'd feel somewhat sorry for him if he didn't bring it all on himself and he wasn't Delaware's child rapist of the year. It's crazy he's a literal Jartycuck at this point
Colon capital V said:
Which is the more gemmier crashout suibait kiwis?
Frank's downing a whole bottle of pain killers/Tylenol
Or
Puppychan's blueberry allergy threat tweets?
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Francis, definitely. He's like peak WingsofRedemption but funnier.
 
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i almost feel bad for this guy, he accidently became popular due to the magic cargo cult algorithm and immediately became hated by everyone based on his personality,
this guy was never meant to have any popularity, he cannot handle it what so ever, its like god ordained him to be a lolcow and willed it to happen by changing a number in a system for a day
 
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Space Police said:
Man, all this happened and he's not even 19 yet
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That's the most shocking thing about everything else related to him. His life has BARELY started, in a perfect world he'd be fresh out of high school and looking for potential scholarships in colleges so that he could work on his natural talents (his art isn't that special but he COULD'VE done something with it). But no, instead all we have is this fat, gross, pedophilic, retarded, obsessed, disgusting nigger that refuses to let go of his permanently-stained alias and this never-ending cycle of deactivation and reactivation with every subsequent drama that he manages to insert himself into, no matter who tells him to do so. Seeing that he can't even manage to commit suicide in any appropriate manner, I don't know what the fuck he's gonna look like when he's in his mid-20's/early 30's. Can't imagine how fucking depressing all of this is for someone like Francis' mother or, hell, even his estranged aunt that he tried to massacre with his retarded fanbase a couple months back.
 
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x64x4 said:
That's the most shocking thing about everything else related to him. His life has BARELY started, in a perfect world he'd be fresh out of high school and looking for potential scholarships in colleges so that he could work on his natural talents (his art isn't that special but he COULD'VE done something with it). But no, instead all we have is this fat, gross, pedophilic, retarded, obsessed, disgusting nigger that refuses to let go of his permanently-stained alias and this never-ending cycle of deactivation and reactivation with every subsequent drama that he manages to insert himself into, no matter who tells him to do so. Seeing that he can't even manage to commit suicide in any appropriate manner, I don't know what the fuck he's gonna look like when he's in his mid-20's/early 30's. Can't imagine how fucking depressing all of this is for someone like Francis' mother or, hell, even his estranged aunt that he tried to massacre with his retarded fanbase a couple months back.
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Dont forget he involves himself in media/fanbases literally filled with children (Roblox, FNF, etc). Any sensible adult would've fallen out or tell someone that still plays it that they're mentally stunted and should cut that shit off now or else shit will really hit the fan if they keep meeting up with young children on trooncord.
 
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if they keep meeting up with young children on trooncord.
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I mean, from what I've just seen, coupled with previous, albeit less severe incidents, this is exactly why Francis keeps interacting with these types of communities. Can we just starting calling this miserable failure of a """human""" "being" a pedophile already? All of the evidence provided checks out.
 
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