Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Shane's girlfriend is the proud owner of a GIGA-GUNT
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Yeah, it is why I said 'pretending' to be a writer. I agree with all of this.
Rick is not a writer. A writer does nothing but write, almost to an obsessive degree.

Rick is an author. He is a dude whose name has appeared on the cover of a book.

He doesn't write shit, though. Where are his actual books? They're jokes. He only wrote as a pathetic attempt to appear to be a writer. He is just a moron who had the right politics to get Tor, a political outlet that now mainly exists to give awards to itself for having the right politics, currently called "Hugos," to put his excretions between covers.

Even Tor didn't give him any awards.
 
holy shit he actually went with the "I have 80k followers and millions of views, I'm important" ahahahahahahahaha holy fuck

He says 80k+ followers across all platforms, like it is some sort of big, impressive number. Nigger, that is nothing, literally.
 
He says 80k+ followers across all platforms, like it is some sort of big, impressive number. Nigger, that is nothing, literally.
Especially if you consider duplicates and trolls, which I am sure there are tons of.

His actual following is probably much smaller than this.
 
Does Tomlinson think he has actual fans that number in the thousands and not people just laughing at him? Also his measure for success is "Going Viral" on twitter at forty-five years old. That's just fuckin' sad.
If only Patrick could find a way to parlay this into making actual money, he'd get somewhere.
 
Say what you want about nuJackie but she's getting a great classic shame response the likes of which we haven't seen in a while.

At this rate it won't be long before Shame is threatening to hack the farms again.

I hope he starts trying to impress her with his Microsoft job and his FBI crusade against pedos. Bonus points if he tells her about his butterknife ass-trauma.

Does Tomlinson think he has actual fans that number in the thousands and not people just laughing at him? Also his measure for success is "Going Viral" on twitter at forty-five years old. That's just fuckin' sad.
If only Patrick could find a way to parlay this into making actual money, he'd get somewhere.

He could be getting money from Twitter, but he refuses since Musk is a nazi. Sorry for double=posting, but not that sorry.
 
You just have to look at his engagement to know how small his following is.
he's obsessed with "Impressions", as @Caverlock pointed out with the rundown on his extreme misbehavior during his verified checkmark saga.

Mr. Tomlinson’s aggressive, Katamari Damacy-like tagging was very helpful in boosting his number of “Impressions,” or number of times a tweet of his loaded by another user, a statistic he brags about even to this day.

for all the (fake) followers he has and the "impressions" he claims, he still has zero traction. only a couple dozen views on every respective tweet, no retweets, an insignificant number of likes... i just can't help being impressed at his unwavering confidence despite being wrong.
 
for all the (fake) followers he has and the "impressions" he claims, he still has zero traction. only a couple dozen views on every respective tweet, no retweets, an insignificant number of likes... i just can't help being impressed at his unwavering confidence despite being wrong.
We've found people who say they'll buy a book because of some viral tweet.

We've found some ballwashers (currently occupied in the BlackHunt™).

But have we ever actually found a fan of Patrick S Tomlinson? Like not just someone who read his books (I can imagine someone enjoyed them, sure) but someone who actually enjoys reading his bargain-basement bland as fuck takes?

We are his onlyfans!

There are none other! It's pests, farmers, and astounded passers-by. Nothing else.

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Not only the biggest, the only!
 
for all the (fake) followers he has and the "impressions" he claims, he still has zero traction

It is suspected that many, if not most, of his follows are bots or purchased followers from the old twitter days. Of those that are real, a giant proportion have likely muted him for littering their feeds with the prison spam. It’s super annoying to follow someone who spergs constantly with stalkerchilds
 
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