DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BlockedByDaylight]

Please someone post a clip of this happening if it was recorded. I missed out when blastoise got btfo from chat a few months ago. Someone in raw's chat was saying that nsrv was also banned recently but I'm not sure if that's accurate or not

I also want to know what she said to get banned. Phil does 99% of the banning nowadays cuz his mods are never around, so I want to know why he finally got fed up with her larping and struck her down.

 

[Twrx]

I just hit the ancestral forge, have completed all the challenges and the majority of secrets so far and have yet to die once. How is he constantly running out of sigils? It's an incredibly easy game if you pay attention and actually dodge and constantly push forward. For all of his "I'm an OG doom player" bullshit, he doesn't know how to play the modern equivalent.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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Wait, why did Sarah Barclay get banned?? I hate her the most!!

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[Iron Hamster]

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No Phail.........................you are the joke.

Color me retarded but I still don't understand what phil thinks he's doing that with his tweet...

He's trying to 'king snake' again and claim he made a joke when he said it.

I was rewatching the Matt Jarbo #Killstream episode for nostalgia, and realized something: Jarbo somehow always knew when people were talking shit about him because he set up Google Alerts with his name. Phil acts similarly, always denying knowing about something while going into suspicious detail into it. What are the odds that he also has Alerts set up?

I just assumed this was a given.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

The way he looks at the camera with the smug "get a load of that" expression every time he dies really bothers me. Like he honestly believes the game fucked up and not him. Every time.

 

[Whaler]

I just hit the ancestral forge, have completed all the challenges and the majority of secrets so far and have yet to die once. How is he constantly running out of sigils? It's an incredibly easy game if you pay attention and actually dodge and constantly push forward. For all of his "I'm an OG doom player" bullshit, he doesn't know how to play the modern equivalent.

Because he plays like a retard. He only uses half the mechanics the game has to offer because the the stuff he doesn't use requires thinking and timing, two things he can't do. The room with explosive barrels is actual evidence of that. The other part is he has no, literally zero, situational awareness in games. He keeps claiming enemies are attacking him for nowhere but they just walk around and usually end up out of his line of sight where in his mind they cease to exist when in reality they don't.

I do however love his "I'm not begging" cope by stating all he does is occasionally ask people to donate if they're enjoying the stream once in awhile, it's not bad at all. Despite repeatedly telling people to donate now, he's serious guys, lets get super chats, subs, and tips.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

He might as well just do DSP TRIES IT every week anyway if he's just going to fake the tips. Same with how he just wants to do a marathon every month anyway.

The whole system is fuckin' stupid and just made him look like an even more insane begger.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I also want to know what she said to get banned. Phil does 99% of the banning nowadays cuz his mods are never around, so I want to know why he finally got fed up with her larping and struck her down.

 

[BlastMonk]

I'm just wondering how phil could be any more insane. How can he get worse than he already is, he cannot comprehend being shot by enemies off screen, and has several times during Doom walked around living enemies and then acted confused why he was taking damage or died. He's not notcing big bright orange attacks coming at him on screen half time. He begs more often than he gives commentary, he's entitled and selfish as always. But can he change to be worse or is this it until he dies from a heart attack from all the shit food he eats and the heavy drinking?

 

[Pargon]

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“darksidefilthmail.com”

 

[Telemeter]

Hate Army bros, I don’t feel so good………

lol he’s getting a loooooot of attention from people with a looooooooooooooot more eyes on them

It's not really a problem, he's just going to pre-stream them then try to extract money from their relationship however he thinks its possible.

Also, it's impossible for any adult human being to sit down and talk to DSP for more than an hour and not become increasingly frustrated and insulted at how much he's obviously lying to their faces.

DSP just can't help himself, and he is a terrible liar. He's the exception that proves that 10,000 hours to achieve mastery rule when it comes to lying.

 

[Pargon]

It's not really a problem, he's just going to pre-stream them then try to extract money from their relationship however he thinks its possible.

Also, it's impossible for any adult human being to sit down and talk to DSP for more than an hour and not become increasingly frustrated and insulted at how much he's obviously lying to their faces.

DSP just can't help himself, and he is a terrible liar. He's the exception that proves that 10,000 hours to achieve mastery rule when it comes to lying.

Well that brings it round to one of the conundrums over this idiot, doesn’t it?

Is Phil bad at lying because (Jesus fuck insert literally any reason here), OR

Is Phil good at lying because he consistently achieves his goal for doing so, which is “preserve homeostasis in as many ways and for as long as possible”?

 

[KanyeHH]

Just made an account to see if anyone knows what’s going on. Last night in Raw Phil’s chat, someone said Raw sends Pigroach money? Any chance that’s actually true, or was the guy just making up shit? Raw got asked about it a few times but didn’t say anything.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

is this it until he dies from a heart attack from all the shit food he eats and the heavy drinking?

That would be a good stream.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Imagine getting this face when he tells you that he won't tell you a boring-ass story unless you cough up $150.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Imagine getting this face when he tells you that he won't tell you a boring-ass story unless you cough up $150.
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That's the face he makes when he finally gets $150 and immediately spends it on WWE.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Imagine getting this face when he tells you that he won't tell you a boring-ass story unless you cough up $150.
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Look at that smug pig satisfaction. I guess if I ruled the disabled like the faggots they are, maybe I'd be a bit more cocky myself.
I wonder if all the attention Phil is getting from other streamers will land him some new super-whale like Pargon hinted at earlier? With pigroach luck, probably.

 

[BlastMonk]

Cops in the game he's playing gave him a $220 speeding ticket. Even in games they know he's a 220

 

[Telemeter]

Well that brings it round to one of the conundrums over this idiot, doesn’t it?

Is Phil bad at lying because (Jesus fuck insert literally any reason here), OR

Is Phil good at lying because he consistently achieves his goal for doing so, which is “preserve homeostasis in as many ways and for as long as possible”?

Its not a conundrum.

Phil is terrible at lying.

His money mainly comes from OIC who gives him money to PWN the detractors.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I have not watched any of DSP's truck simulator playthrough but I can tell you without even watching it's the literal worst thing Phil could play. Truck simulator has no real gameplay in the traditional sense of the word. You are in a truck driving down highways and nothing else happens. It's far more of a simulation then a video game if you get what I'm saying. There's no battles, bossfights or cutscenes. There is literally nothing for Phil to read or commentate about so he's either just going to be silent or do another version of his podcast which is already horrifically long.