Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pelican Bones]

Don't have a clip, but he also said it on Twitter.
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"Sober Sprang, Christ is Kang!" - The Rekietamale

 

[Fapcop]

No, they literally don't. Are you delusional? Liberal tard majors get to get away with a math class that is basically remedial math in high school.

Not just calculus, basic math too it seems. One of my pet peeves is that young people today CANT DO MATH WORTH SHIT.

Even really simple shit like 80-63.

Whenever I’m in the store and get change, the young cashiers always get super cautious and confused if you force them to do math.

Like suppose you have to pay 17.72 and you give them 18$ and 3 cents so they can give you a quarter back in change? It always flummoxes them because they can’t do additions/subtractions without a calculator.

 

[alan thicke]

Like suppose you have to pay 17.72 and you give them 18$ and 3 cents so they can give you a quarter back in change?

maybe they’re confused about why you want a quarter when you’ve inexplicably given them an amount that results in your change being thirty-one cents

 

[Fapcop]

"the healthy options is that I don't like this person, I should just walk away" did Nick walk away from Jack Murphy, Tonkasaw, Eric July, Maddox, Ron Toye, Montegraph

How’s the whole “walking away” working out re Kurt and Aaron?

The more you watch Nick, the more you realize what a bitch basic Narc he is. He thinks he’s a slick master manipulator but nah…. It’s just the ol’ “I didn’t do anything wrong, and if I did, it’s not MY fault…”

 

[August Levasseur]

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Everyone already thinks you're gay but this just confirms that you are a faggot.

Men like them spend their professional lives 5 inches away from a phallic object and you expect them not to do that to it?

 

[Fapcop]

maybe they’re confused about why you want a quarter when you’ve inexplicably given them an amount that results in your change being thirty-one cents

LMAO!

Sorry, early in the morning! 17.78 is the amount! Not 17.72.

You know what I mean though right? If you hand them 50$ to pay for groceries, and then ask for specific change afterwards, they get super confused and start pulling out calculators and shit, even for simple addition and subtraction.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick isn't the smartest man in any room other than a room he's in alone

I would argue that the ceiling cats are smarter than Nick at this stage.

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

I would argue that the ceiling cats are smarter than Nick at this stage.

They probably always were.

 

[thebigdream]

Men like them spend their professional lives 5 inches away from a phallic object and you expect them not to do that to it?

Even forgetting the obvious homo-faggery at play here, they clearly think that fellating a microphone is the peak of humour. Haha, thing look like penis! Me sucky sucky! *audience claps, confetti falls from the ceiling* These are people who think they qualify as comedians to some degree, and they can't get past things that literal children find funny. It's no surprise that they're both clear cases of arrested development.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Sorry to anyone who saw my post with the Super Tips—I just realized my code logging them still needs some fixing.
C’est la vie. I might post the last 2-3 streams tomorrow.

 

[AnOminous]

Even forgetting the obvious homo-faggery at play here, they clearly think that fellating a microphone is the peak of humour. Haha, thing look like penis! Me sucky sucky! *audience claps, confetti falls from the ceiling* These are people who think they qualify as comedians to some degree, and they can't get past things that literal children find funny. It's no surprise that they're both clear cases of arrested development.

It's never a really good joke, the whole "ha ha look what a cocksucking homosexual I am because look I'm so totally heterosexual that it's funny no homo no homo right?" thing.

But it's way less funny when you're Nick, and you obviously actually are a cocksucking homosexual. Okay, so you're just saying a fact, like when Pedomelt says "ha ha I want to fuck kids how hilarious," no it isn't, just admitting you're a pedophile is not funny.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

I would argue that the ceiling cats are smarter than Nick at this stage.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

December 2022 through March 2023 were his best season. The desperate cope and delusion is unparalleled, rivaled only by the following year’s Mandy season. He really seems to turn things up around the end of the year for some reason.

Mandy season teaser: Sept 2022

Oh yes. 100%. The kitchen and hot tub copestream era was peak Rekieta even if it was very dry humor based around his unhinged coping and seething. What makes them great is they are just after his Rumble deal started and close enough to when he was actually a successful streamer that his delusion was strong enough that he was able to convince himself that he wasn't just a still-successful streamer (he wasn't) but an actual celebrity.

It's worth noting that all of those streams happened late at night after his night streams. Based on what Nick and Camelot have said about the length and extent of Nick's drug abuse, it's very possible he was off his head on coke during these streams.

Maybe this is him finally realizing what he did but also not realizing he is doing it again with supertips. Here is a breakdown of Nick genius plan:

1. attack his core fanbase and directly tell them to fuck off
2. tell the remaining people not to send in superchats or rumble rants and instead join his locals
3. signal that the monthly sub to locals was more than enough thus discouraging anything above the sub
4. ignore the stream chats for locals thus killing off the banter he needed to make a good show
5. create a core a-log class that will now forever fuck with the chat hindering efforts to rebuild chat
6. abandon locals making those who invested feel like he burnt them

There used to be multiple twitter accounts just to do updates about nicks' streams. All of that free work his fans did is all gone now and he has no interest in actually paying someone or doing the work.

This is what being a social media expert looks like.

He's also been losing them each time he streams, so that could make sense too. Someone sees this retard skeleton streaming, remembers who he was, checks in to see a retard crying about someone's goo, takes the extra step to unsubscribe and leave in utter disgust.

Imagine being someone who subscribed to him three, four years ago and this thumbnail comes on your screen as something recommended.

 

[Melty Butter]

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Assuming that you're right, and I'm not at all sure you are, that leaves the question of why TOMORROW? Why not wait a week for the May 23 arrest anniversary?

... Unless it's to get the scoop on EWU (big company) and the 400-ish people who also applied for the bodycam,

I went back to May 16, 2024 ITT in case Null wants a dramatic effect tomorrow.

Not much was happening on May 16, 2024, except this, which includes the clip of Aaron revealing that he served divorce papers.

Aaron admits on the latest steel toe that he served the divorce papers on April. "Trying to keep this habit of not mentioning anyone else"

"Anyone else" is Nick.

It will be so funny if April signed off on the bodycam with this in the lore.

 

[Balldo]

Like suppose you have to pay 17.72 and you give them 18$ and 3 cents so they can give you a quarter back in change?

LOL, a retard AND a pathetic simp. A combo as old as time...

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Not just calculus, basic math too it seems. One of my pet peeves is that young people today CANT DO MATH WORTH SHIT.

Even really simple shit like 80-63.

Whenever I’m in the store and get change, the young cashiers always get super cautious and confused if you force them to do math.

Like suppose you have to pay 17.72 and you give them 18$ and 3 cents so they can give you a quarter back in change? It always flummoxes them because they can’t do additions/subtractions without a calculator.

Just give them 18 Dollars and take your 28 cents in change and fucking put it in a jar.

Stop holding the god damn line up so you get a quarter.

Edit : What the fuck is your retard math here, if the total is 17.72 and you give 18.03 you get .31 back..PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON SHIT TAKES SO LONG IN THE STORE.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

So did Nick pay his property taxes or did he leverage the 4% penalty fee in a brilliant investment scheme?

$4164.00 was due today!! Late Fee + Foreclosure 2.0 watch starts now!

https://tax.cptmn.us/PTaxPortal/#/parcelNav/Kandiyohi/&name%3Dlord*/27-805-0010/T

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

I’m afraid to get my hopes up! But gawd I want it to be the bodycam so bad. Just b/c of how Nick will be reeeing for days!

 

[Balldo]

Stop holding the god damn line up so you get a quarter.

Simpin' ain't easy. He really needs that quarter.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

It seems like a moot point now but he never did get around to doing those engraved Locals gifts, did he.