Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

Nick...

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

All of that is to say Nick, the smartest man in every room (or at least, someone who believes he is), failed at the starting line and couldn't hack it studying something filled with people who he effectively treats as holes for his non-practicing penis to insert into. What a fucking embarrassment.

To be fair Nick is mostly right with this. Women are great in labs because all they have to do is read checklists and follow the (mostly male) professors instructions.

What's really retarded is demeaning them to their face. If you know what youre doing in the lab its incredibly easy to take charge, delegate tasks, and create a good impression.

 

[AltisticRight]

Remember, this is what the exterior of his house looked like:

Note the overgrown trees, dead wreath, and pile of junk in the driveway.

This is what it used to look like before being Nick Rugieta'd.

Sure, there's seasonal differences but you can still see the sad state of his estate. Skelly's favourite gardner clearly died of pancreatic cancer.

A force more destructive than the weapons of mass destruction and the worst wars of mankind...

 

[Stiffy]

I'm now convinced more than ever that Coomalot did butt sex stuff with Nick too.
I think this is the real reason Drexel went no contact. He doesn't like faggots.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick...
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You'd better know something

 

[AltisticRight]

You'd better know something

I don't. Just call it a reference to the next MATI, I guess. I assume an announcement would be made or an announcement of an announcement. I am not in contact with anyone off-site (unless it's to verify someone so they get the tick), not on Discord and I don't talk to users outside of this "platform" so I am rarely privy to anything.
If it's nothing, then yeah, I'd be pretty annoyed.

 

[northstar747]

Do they not force you to take calculus in most schools? I may be belying my own science degree, but I thought that everyone took at least one course of calculus.

It depends on your degree

There are many math classes that will say "calculus" or "statistics" but they will ad a word like "for business" my own experience is that once I had "college" level algebra "two semester" one semester of trig and finally one semester of "precalculas" which was just last two years combined.

I dont like to beat people up on their degree nick was able to do the work of a 3 rd teir law school and was able to pass the, I have no doubt that he wanted to apply himself to that study for 2 reasons

he would be paid to go to school thus being a welfare nigger, also he wanted to know how to break his trust and get his money.

I would say nick own ego gets in his way.

Take the quartering's infinite mony glitch. make 3- 4 "hot take" videos a day where you read an article spouting bullshit.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Nick...
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THAT DAMN (JOSH) MOON!!

 

[Lemondale]

how stinky will be nicks house when da body cams out?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Imagine being someone who subscribed to him three, four years ago and this thumbnail comes on your screen as something recommended.

If I lived under a rock and this was the first I had seen of him in 4 years. I would suspect that he had cancer.

You all think Null is going to do it THIS friday? He is one week away from the funniest day to do it.
I think Null is gonna let the faggot stew and suffer.

 

[Sneed Force One]

how stinky will be nicks house when da body cams out?

The smell of rotten food and old clothing will be detectable through the screen.

The moneyshot I'm looking for is drugs on the floor or a communal area where it can easily be found by children. Explain away your kid's drug exposure from that one, Nick.

 

[daffodils]

What Nick's doing during those long silences (that's in Pretty Antisocial chat, 1h21m into his own show minus however much he was late)


Stallyn again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cThgQ2bb1Zo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60KISvBupsI

 

[Oxyjen]

It always flummoxes them because they can’t do additions/subtractions without a calculator

That’s arithmetic, not math. I struggle to add and subtract numbers in my head too, always have, yet I managed a degree with algebra and calculus because calculators exist and real math has next to nothing to do with numbers anyway.

 

[Flora Fox]

A lot of classic copes here. He's also mad people are using his child neglect as a "bludgeon" to be mean.

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxs-x9SDgqSYRachIPoMcRZaqX6iur1Sxq?si=mgAy2OlEzR50fNMC

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Well, I don't know -or want to know- what's going to happen on MATI, but I'm for sure heckin' excited! Will it be the bodycam? Don't know.

I made my own little bumper to add to whatever it may be.

Bear with me here because I'm new to all this fancy editing stuff. There are way more talented Kiwi Farmers like Third World Aristocrat for example.

Anyways, when I do eventually get to see the body cam footage, I'm splicing this at the beginning. Thought I'd share it. I have copies of the original Kiwi Farms Doom map with and without the music and title.

FYI My advanced years of existence allows me to savor a long intro. Kids these days with their tickety-tok attention span would've already watched like twenty videos by the time my intro was finished.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

If I lived under a rock and this was the first I had seen of him in 4 years. I would suspect that he had cancer.

You all think Null is going to do it THIS friday? He is one week away from the funniest day to do it.
I think Null is gonna let the faggot stew and suffer.

>release this friday
>Nick falls off the wagon
>arrested again on the anniversary
Unlikely but would be kino

 

[KriegsZensur]

No. Rewind the tape further.

Don't do drugs. Don't do degenerate things like swinging.

There you go. Much simpler. Obviates absolutely everything else.

It’s like the three rules, but adapted.

1) Don’t do crime drugs
2) If you are gonna do crime drugs, don’t film it be near cameras
3) If you’re gonna do crime drugs and be near cameras, don’t post it to the internet have those cameras be livestreaming to the Internet.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Guess what, Nick? Any parent who brings large quantities of narcotics into a home with five children, and whose child later tests positive for cocaine, deserves to have those facts used to bludgeon him. You’re fucking lucky the pummeling has so far remained online. But soon I’m sure you’ll mouth off to the wrong guy and get your teeth knocked down your cocksucking throat. A girl can dream, anyway.

Those of you who can somehow stand to watch his streams: Please let us know if people send him Supertips asking him how the fuck he graduated law school without learning about Sacco and Vanzetti. I can’t imagine I’m the only one who was floored by that.

Finally, does this faggot shave his lower shins and ankles?!



From this nasty-ass pic:

 

[Sneed Force One]

Finally, does this faggot shave his lower shins and ankles?!

Might just be weird hair growing, TMI but mine does it kind of split vertically, inside leg is bare, outside leg I look like a gorilla.

 

[The sticky sock]

how stinky will be nicks house when da body cams out?

I've tested this before over a n=300 sample but you cannot smell through your screen.
What I'm wondering is how many times we will see officers of the law smear their coked up hands through Nick's daughter hair.