Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Eventide]

…also, if the door was closed, and he was on the outside, then he’d have to have either kicked the door in, or ripped it through the fucking doorframe, which I’m not sure is humanly possible bearhanded without a number of substances in large amounts being involved.

eta: im not fixing that typo, i want some ridiculous joe mad art of werebear daniel doing Goofy Time

If Casa le Cuck was built cheaply/like shit (as many late 90's/early 2000's housing bubble-era subdevelopment homes often are) that wouldn't be a feat of strength too outside of Daniel's abilities.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

You know if he signs away parental rights, Becky, he won't owe child support. At least in a situation like this where you're openly begging him to do so.

We call that the Tomlinson Gambit.

 

[Pargon]

If Casa le Cuck was built cheaply/like shit (as many late 90's/early 2000's housing bubble-era subdevelopment homes often are) that wouldn't be a feat of strength too outside of Daniel's abilities.

That bodes real well with the copious drugs, frustrated (sexual and otherwise) polycule, small child, and apparent walking infanticide-suicide case.

 

[Trombonista]

Sorry if off topic but, Did this cry baby retard Troon flip his dick inside out yet? I would love to see him grapple with his will to live after getting a rot pocket installed. Being born was sooo bad, yeah? How about a little neccy weccy, then, a touch of the 'crosis to sort you out.

Haha... Beck-rosis. Daniel is suffering from beckrosis and he needs to have the wound cauterized.

I doubt he's had SRS, and doubt he ever will.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So he hates kids because he never wanted to be born?

Geez, sorry you were born unwillingly and that your experiences here have made you so angry. There are a lot of people all over this world who experience the same thing.

There are other ways to deal with it. Therapy. Actually killing yourself if that’s what you want. I’d advise therapy first but I believe in the right to choose.

I guess being an edgy misanthrope who wants the world to burn because of the injustice of their birth is a choice.

It’s just the Zinnia Jones approach. “I’ve done nothing with my life and now I’m miserable, this is everyone else’s fault but mine.” No, dude, you’re not sick or disabled, you’re not homeless, you live with a bunch of people who are far more tolerant of your bullshit than most would be. The only thing stopping him from improving his life is his own laziness.

He threw open the locked door, huh. What, did he rip it off its hinges? Becky is so bad at lying she can't even keep track of the lies she told in the same sentence.

Or possibly she read our posts about changing the locks and thought, “That’s a good idea, but can I come up with a version that doesn’t make me look like a gullible doofus?”

We call that the Tomlinson Gambit.

“No child… support.”

 

[unexpected onions]

Sorry if off topic but, Did this cry baby retard Troon flip his dick inside out yet? I would love to see him grapple with his will to live after getting a rot pocket installed. Being born was sooo bad, yeah? How about a little neccy weccy, then, a touch of the 'crosis to sort you out.

No but he claims to be intersex, just like every other troon

Interesting question.

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He has a shifting intersex identity, typically claiming PAIS.
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He also claims he was subjected to "FGM" or "IGM" as a child, but also says he has a penis and testes, plural.

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[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

That man is a creep. So not only does he hate women & children, he blames Hannah for getting him sick and called her a “fucking kid”. He believes kids should have autonomy & less protections.

He hates women - like Becky. He hates those give birth - like Becky. He hates children like Hannah.

In what world is this person okay to have around, at all?

He’s a woman hating, child hating, unrelated man.

And they let him live in their home?

Also, I bet Daniel just used the lock pick thing and poked the door handle open to access the room to grab something. If he so violently opened the door, the post would’ve been worded more precisely.

Anyway, Jackson’ & Daniel’s parents are probably ECSTATIC to see the split. Who wants to see their son sharing his wife?

It’s embarrassing. They opted for time share pussy. For lack of better phrasing

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Its a new day so we get new Daniel complaints. This time it's absolutely EGREGIOUS that Daniel, likely accidentally, washed Hah-nuh's EXPENSIVE HANDMADE GERMAN LEATHER SHOES. Becky is so fucking precious; only handmade leather items and the most expensive wood blocks, etc, for the child she totally ignores. Also, she's claimed before that Daniel never does anything around the house, so. . .



I sure hope their pool gate is actually locked and secure.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Its a new day so we get new Daniel complaints. This time it's absolutely EGREGIOUS that Daniel, likely accidentally, washed Hah-nuh's EXPENSIVE HANDMADE GERMAN LEATHER SHOES. Becky is so fucking precious; only handmade leather items and the most expensive wood blocks, etc, for the child she totally ignores. Also, she's claimed before that Daniel never does anything around the house, so. . .

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I sure hope their pool gate is actually locked and secure.

"Daniel let Hannah break my bong. Am I not allowed to have anything?"

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

They opted for time share pussy

And not even for a woman who you could kinda squint and understand. Like an aella type who might be gross and insufferable but is at least conventionally attractive.

Its a new day so we get new Daniel complaints. This time it's absolutely EGREGIOUS that Daniel, likely accidentally, washed Hah-nuh's EXPENSIVE HANDMADE GERMAN LEATHER SHOES. Becky is so fucking precious; only handmade leather items and the most expensive wood blocks, etc, for the child she totally ignores. Also, she's claimed before that Daniel never does anything around the house, so. . .

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I sure hope their pool gate is actually locked and secure.

”I neglected my daughter so hard that I didn’t notice her crawling the fuck outside towards the pool, teehee mommy needs wine” ugh.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

She's spamming Hah-nuh's face all over bluesky this AM, prob because Daniel hates that. Also, asspats.

Here she pretends she's a working Mom whose life isn't just endless PTO.


Shrek/Minecraft baby censored by me because I might be an evil KiwiFarmer but even I know it's fucked up to post a blurry-eyed, barely awake, grumpy person to the Internet, regardless of her inability to tell you to stop.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

She was literally talking yesterday about Hannah going up and down the steps on a slide with a little boy. She talked MONTHS ago about Hannah being "a climber." Now she is leaving doors open because "Hannah can't go down a step"?

She's trying to kill this kid and make it look like an accident.

Incredibly fucked up.

 

[squidward tentacles]

She was literally talking yesterday about Hannah going up and down the steps on a slide with a little boy. She talked MONTHS ago about Hannah being "a climber." Now she is leaving doors open because "Hannah can't go down a step"?

She's trying to kill this kid and make it look like an accident.

Incredibly fucked up.

So, I know in some states (South Carolina for sure, but there are definitely others), that if a child dies by accident under your care, you can be charged with manslaughter and face jail time. With the plethora of tweets showing what an unsafe house this is for a baby, and that the adults clearly know she gets into things and pulls stuff off shelves etc, would that be a closed book sort of situation wrt criminal charges?

 

[unexpected onions]

How does this even make sense when Daniel is living with them?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Yeah, you can sure tell how much Becky focuses on her child, the one she can't keep track of whether she can get up/down stairs yet and who had a "first word" at least seven times.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

So, I know in some states (South Carolina for sure, but there are definitely others), that if a child dies by accident under your care, you can be charged with manslaughter and face jail time. With the plethora of tweets showing what an unsafe house this is for a baby, and that the adults clearly know she gets into things and pulls stuff off shelves etc, would that be a closed book sort of situation wrt criminal charges?

Pretty much all states allow for some sort of manslaughter and/or negligent homicide charges when a child dies under someone's supervision depending on the attendant circumstances (how forseeable serious bodily injury or death was, how derelict the person watching them was etc.). It's pretty much never a closed book situation though in terms of some sort of bright line rules, it usually involves a pained analysis of the circumstances in really granular detail to see if there was negligence, whether the negligence rose to the level of criminal negligence etc.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

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How does this even make sense when Daniel is living with them?

It all makes a lot more sense when you realize the child she's talking about focusing on is Samm.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I'm guessing there will be more of these "Hannah almost dies" incidents in the future of the household for the simple reason that Becky sees this game of chicken as a way to ensure someone stays and watches out for the kid, since they know she's not capable of it.

 

[salt]

My guess is Daniel is saying he’s going to stop paying the entire mortgage by himself because Jackson got a new job, and that’s the same thing as being a deadbeat dad in BeckyWorld.

 

[spam crab]

Yeah translating from Beckyspeak I guess child support = the entire mortgage. So I'm guessing Daniel's making moves to put the house up for sale? Maybe him barging into her 'locked room' was to tell her to please put the dildos away before the photographers come in lol.

Mind you there'd probably be a lot more reeeing on Becky's account and milking for sympathy if things were that far along but the idea of Becky and Cuckson downgrading to a townhouse or something with the rest of the household is both very funny and very horrifying.