Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[StinkySnack]

To fully appreciate Bamboon, you must take in the Saylor Twift Saga. Kayli, who used to work with Russ at a grocery store and was a frequent commentator on his Facebook page mock suggested the alias “Saylor Twift.” It got likes, almost a dozen, and Russ flipped. Then he called himself a Bamboon.

Man, I miss this sort of insanity. The lolsuit thread is great for what it is, but nothing compares to the surreal bat-shit content of this thread in it's heyday.

 

[DavidS877]

Man, I miss this sort of insanity. The lolsuit thread is great for what it is, but nothing compares to the surreal bat-shit content of this thread in it's heyday.

Make Russell Greer Great Again.

 

[StinkySnack]

Make Russell Greer Great Again.

"MRGGA" sounds like some unintelligible shit Russell would say.

 

[AnOminous]

would you tip russhole with his fucked up face if he was your doordasher?

I'd refuse to tip him and on top of that, I'd call Doordash and say my food had drool all over it and bites from it and why did you send a ratfaced gimp instead of a human? I'd demand a refund just for having to LOOK at Ratface.

 

[Stinkyboy]

id refuse to accept the food for sanitary reasons and file a complaint

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Bing female and having Russ deliver your food must be a nightmare. Wonder how many women he’s tried to harass? All the addresses he now has, and presumably phone numbers. Horror film stuff (as if opening the door and seeing that wasn’t bad enough).

 

[CheesyBoy]

Bing female and having Russ deliver your food must be a nightmare. Wonder how many women he’s tried to harass? All the addresses he now has, and presumably phone numbers. Horror film stuff (as if opening the door and seeing that wasn’t bad enough).

"Here's your chicken sandwich. Have you ever considered being a prostitute?"

 

[break these cuffs]

Bing female and having Russ deliver your food must be a nightmare. Wonder how many women he’s tried to harass? All the addresses he now has, and presumably phone numbers. Horror film stuff (as if opening the door and seeing that wasn’t bad enough).

I assume all of those women will request no contact deliveries for the rest of their livse.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"Sorry, Mr. Greer, but we're out of jalapenos. Can you call the customer and see what they'd like as a substitute?"

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Do you think he texts his delivery customers looking for dates like he did back when he used Lyft or whatever it was. Uber? I dunno.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Do you think he texts his delivery customers looking for dates like he did back when he used Lyft or whatever it was. Uber? I dunno.

I’d say it’s absolutely guaranteed.

 

[Cousin-Larry]

Do you think he texts his delivery customers looking for dates like he did back when he used Lyft or whatever it was. Uber? I dunno.

Without question.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Sorry but not sorry, this powerpoint may be Greer's best work yet.

Crosstolen from the lolsuit thread

fuck you not spoilering this shit is kino














yes, thank you!

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Sorry but not sorry, this powerpoint may be Greer's best work yet.

Crosstolen from the lolsuit thread

fuck you not spoilering this shit is kino

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yes, thank you!

Opening in less than a month!

Is this like the ‘judge, I need an emergency hold on that asshole’s license in case he builds an entirely new brothel within two weeks’?

He knows nothing about the licensing process, for a start. Who’s parcelling off the bit of the motel? Where’s the money coming from to fit out these rooms? Who’s working there, and who’s managing it? Who’s paying for the water and power, who’s designing the website, who’s answering the phones and doing social media? Who’s providing security? Russ just assumes he can pay someone else to do all that, and he can walk in and tell the working girls what to do.

I hope they laughed him out of his ‘oddly’ yet conveniently (or not) scheduled meeting.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Is this like the ‘judge, I need an emergency hold on that asshole’s license in case he builds an entirely new brothel within two weeks’?

I really think he has no idea at all.

Some percentage of people look at what food costs at a supermarket, and what it costs at a restaurant, realize they can cook as well or better, and say "I could do that!"

But 90% of them realize there IS a bit more than just inviting people into your living room to eat breakfast with you.

Russ lacks the ability to realize that. He sees dirty motel room, dirty whore, dirty bed. That's, in his mind, all you need to run a successful brothel! And he's seen beds for sale at Walmart, and whores on Instagram, so all he needs is the motel.

He generously gives himself 15-30 extra days for minor things like testing out the whores, and bam - complete project!

He may also have put June so he .... no, I'll wait before I reveal that.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I really think he has no idea at all.

Some percentage of people look at what food costs at a supermarket, and what it costs at a restaurant, realize they can cook as well or better, and say "I could do that!"

But 90% of them realize there IS a bit more than just inviting people into your living room to eat breakfast with you.

Russ lacks the ability to realize that. He sees dirty motel room, dirty whore, dirty bed. That's, in his mind, all you need to run a successful brothel! And he's seen beds for sale at Walmart, and whores on Instagram, so all he needs is the motel.

He generously gives himself 15-30 extra days for minor things like testing out the whores, and bam - complete project!

He may also have put June so he .... no, I'll wait before I reveal that.

I can't wait to take his brothel train system to Winnemucca while reading his articles he wrote in his Nevada brothel advocate magazine, he personally rates the whores he stables.

 

[ButWhyTho]

Do you think he texts his delivery customers looking for dates like he did back when he used Lyft or whatever it was. Uber? I dunno.

As someone who's been a door dash driver, you only have access to text/call a customer while assigned to their delivery and for a short time afterwards. It's also never their actual number and your actual number that are used. It's routed through door dash's servers. I'm pretty sure every ride share/food delivery app does it the same way. So if he was harassing customers via the apps then the jeets would've yeeted his ass pretty much immediately

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

As someone who's been a door dash driver, you only have access to text/call a customer while assigned to their delivery and for a short time afterwards. It's also never their actual number and your actual number that are used. It's routed through door dash's servers. I'm pretty sure every ride share/food delivery app does it the same way. So if he was harassing customers via the apps then the jeets would've yeeted his ass pretty much immediately

He got banned off a ride app for using it to flirt, so we are both correct.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He got banned off a ride app for using it to flirt, so we are both correct.

greer got more game than a major league stadium

try to find a medium of communication that he doesn't use to flirt

maybe court filings, but I think he's even tried that there ...

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@Ted's Cabin made a touching tribute video to our prose person.

 

[Stinkyboy]

i think what makes me laugh at shitlips more than anything else is he can make deliveries for those shitty sites, but since he has no address, he cant get any