Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick is once again late to his stream.

Currently 15 min. Will he show up today, or is he too high and his nose too red?


My bet is the keeeeeeeeedz will be the convenient excuse again.

 

[Melty Butter]

What Nick's doing during those long silences (that's in Pretty Antisocial chat, 1h21m into his own show minus however much he was late)

Unfuckingbelievable. So, in addition to tweeting 25x, he was in PrettyMenopausal's chat while streaming?

(I don't know why I'm surprised and a little outraged. I'm happy to take the notes on Nick as he streams; I'd be watching the trial anyway. But JFC, he really doesn't give a single fuck about his audience, does he?)

Meanwhile, he's currently 15 minutes late for his stream today.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Nick is late once again. Kurt is live and waiting for testimony.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Anyone who has seen what the Financial System has done to Null and still relies on their cards as their primary way to purchase things while in person is utterly insane.

Not to mention that time every windows computer in the country was bricked because of a faulty update so payment systems were down. It may be the devil, I may be in a database because of buying a USP for 1% cashback (and then immediately paying it off) but huge shout out to all the people who can’t understand credit payment systems to make it possible!

 

[daffodils]

Live now

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

I work until six today. Would be amazing to watch the footage while relaxing after being on my feet all day.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

Live now
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How much worse can he look at this rate?

 

[Nate Higgers]

Remember, this is what the exterior of his house looked like:
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Note the overgrown trees, dead wreath, and pile of junk in the driveway.

This is what it used to look like before being Nick Rugieta'd.
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Sure, there's seasonal differences but you can still see the sad state of his estate. Skelly's favourite gardner clearly died of pancreatic cancer.

A force more destructive than the weapons of mass destruction and the worst wars of mankind...
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The modern day Dickensian Bleak House. Only rather than a long running legal case about wills, it’s a long running case about a coke addict refusing to apologize for calling someone a pedophile.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Thirty-five minutes late with an audience consisting of 272... people.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Is it even possible to follow this trial by just watching Nick? I know there are tons of other people following this trial who actually understand everything that's happening and know the case through and through. Why would anyone watch his trial coverage over anyone else's? Nick is the shittiest version in a crowded market.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Will the social media expert explain how Meme Copium is racking up more views than the pope of lawtube?

 

[not william stenchever]

That’s arithmetic, not math. I struggle to add and subtract numbers in my head too, always have, yet I managed a degree with algebra and calculus because calculators exist and real math has next to nothing to do with numbers anyway.

Now calculate the volume of an average coke bullet so that we can figure the hypothetical mass of cocaine that Nick left in Aaron's couch for the kids to find.

Discount the mass by at least 90% because his nose is a greedy motherfucker.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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Will the social media expert explain how Meme Copium is racking up more views than the pope of lawtube?

Captured live, seconds ago for comparison.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Captured live, seconds ago for comparison.

Josh and Andrew toasting with alcoholic beverages: "The best thing about this is, Nick Rekieta can't have one." (If someone wants to clip it, its at about 23 minutes in the live stream)

Rubbing it in.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

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Will the social media expert explain how Meme Copium is racking up more views than the pope of lawtube?

Consistent streaming with good guests about a subject the subscribers want to see and no whippets or degenerate sex talk?

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Clip from a stream as a separate video. This is the thumbnail. Nice shirt

At the very least, he could make Home Alone faces. He needs to try... oh wait, what am I saying? It's Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

I bot hate and love AI nick. I hate it cause its niggardly ugly slop from a cokehead trying to make himself look good for a thumbnail.
I love it because despite his attempts it just looks dead inside and like a skinwalker much like Nick and somehow it still looks better than Nick.

I wonder why he picked a thumbnail that looks constipated and pissed off.

(I mean the thumbnail for the AI voice, not the creepy, weird AI Nicks he generates for the videos.)

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I carry cash as an emergency but the ease and reward points are too good to pass up!

That is all data tracking. Be aware.

I found organic chem an easier class than calculus simply because it was easier to visualize and memorize. But this is Nick. He’d have been filtered by the basic chem classes because those classes established you can follow instruction, be patient, and work at a decent rate. And I don’t know about his college but all my labs were early in the morning.

Organic Chemistry is not my kind of autism, and sitting in on one revision for the classes was enough to confirm that for me. The anatomy classes I sat in on had similar level of memorisation, but it clicked better.

You are correct, though, about Nick and the attention to detail--he could not do that. He reminds me of the person in study groups who would be constantly talking, distracting people, and 'taking breaks' without actually trying to study. They were almost all gone by end of first year, or early second.

Not to mention that time every windows computer in the country was bricked because of a faulty update so payment systems were down. It may be the devil, I may be in a database because of buying a USP for 1% cashback (and then immediately paying it off) but huge shout out to all the people who can’t understand credit payment systems to make it possible!

You just don't know how to leverage debt because of your myopia of poverty!

 

[porkWellington]

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Clip from a stream as a separate video. This is the thumbnail. Nice shirt.

I hate this trend of censoring uh-oh words (in general but specifically) in video titles. I know why but it looks childish. Just say "Birthright Citizenship is stupid", "dumb", or "idiotic", or put the video on another platform where you can title it "Bullshit" properly.

 

[Sneed Force One]

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Will the social media expert explain how Meme Copium is racking up more views than the pope of lawtube?

But Nick told us LawTube is boring, dead and doesn't have numbers?!?!
Oh wait Nick...that's you?...your projecting!
SAD!