Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Watching Rekieta]

So did Nick pay his property taxes or did he leverage the 4% penalty fee in a brilliant investment scheme?

$4164.00 was due today!! Late Fee + Foreclosure 2.0 watch starts now!

https://tax.cptmn.us/PTaxPortal/#/parcelNav/Kandiyohi/&name%3Dlord*/27-805-0010/T

$166.56 "leveraging penalty" applied!

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick's new streaming partner. Trump grifter who's only been on Youtube for a year. Weird pattern where he pulls absolutely garbage numbers for his subscriber count but once in a while he goes viral and gets hundreds of thousands of views.

https://www.youtube.com/@DaveTheLawyer

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I give it a maximum of 3 streaming days before another timely "case to cover" excuse for Dave the Lawyer to slip away.
Likely less.

 

[Captain Manning]

On that note, Josh has indicated in the past that if he got it, he would censor out the children's faces. He said that when he was trying to convince to consent to the release of the bodycam footage. I imagine that probably takes some time and energy to do this. Disappointing that we're not getting it immediately, but it seems likely that we WILL be getting it soon-ish.

I will say this:

If it were anybody other than Null doing this, it would be at about this point I would start contemplating whether this whole thing were just a gay op meant to agitate Rekieta.

However, because it IS Null doing it, and I know he doesn't do gay ops, I am confident he's gonna push this until he either gets the bodycam footage, or simply can't push it anymore.

Put another way, I remain hopeful as long as Null is in charge of the effort. Wrangling with the government is always a pain in the ass.

 

[Vibralldo]

I will say this:

If it were anybody other than Null doing this, it would be at about this point I would start contemplating whether this whole thing were just a gay op meant to agitate Rekieta.

However, because it IS Null doing it, and I know he doesn't do gay ops, I am confident he's gonna push this until he either gets the bodycam footage, or simply can't push it anymore.

Put another way, I remain hopeful as long as Null is in charge of the effort. Wrangling with the government is always a pain in the ass.

Null lying would benefit no one but Nick

 

[Captain Manning]

By the by...

The Russel Greer shit is getting really funny. Greer had asked for his May 6th hearing to be rescheduled because of a very super duper important meeting that couldn't be rescheduled (denied). Come to find out that meeting was going to be a presentation to a governmental body to zone more land for brothels that he could go visit. Hardin has the proof of this and is asking for sanctions. The filing dropped today.

Why do I mention this here?

It's because the thought occured to me that in some magical alternate timeline that now has no chance of ever existing, Josh and Nick could be on a livestream laughing heartily about this. A lot of people found Nick's "Greerstreams" fun back in the day. Instead, modern day Nick actually hopes shitlips wins against Null and the Farms.

Ah, well.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

God’s timing is always perfect. I can think of so many situations where a frustrating delay later proved to help make the eventual result much more satisfying.

That said maybe whoever sent @Potentially Criminal photos of the Rekieta squalor would authorize their release? Probably not but allow me my hopes and dreams.

 

[Oxyjen]

I feel like he is trying to imply that he still has many fans but in his delusion accurately displays that his number of fans is down to about one (much like his reduced number of houses)

The ceiling fan is a bit of an in-joke with the Karen Read trial. Every time there is a side bar or a break, the camera operator points it at the courtroom ceiling fan. Perhaps to avoid lip reading or something. But the fan has become its own character in the case almost.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Live now
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This guy ain’t sleeping at all… Modafinil will keep you up a long time like drinking too much coffee. It doesn’t dump dopamine into the pleasure centers the same way as Adderall, but it will keep you awake.

 

[Soapmore]

Buddy, THIS IS THE THUMBNAIL that Youtube's giving me when I search 'Rekeita'. Dude is a wreck.

[EDIT to add question]

Imagine you never knew who Nick was. Would you hire this man? For anything?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

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Buddy, THIS IS THE THUMBNAIL that Youtube's giving me when I search 'Rekeita'. Dude is a wreck.

This is not even his final form. When the nose reaches critical mass, a crack pipe will hatch.

 

[Oxyjen]

He did say, however, he's gonna provide a timeline next week concerning it. Or in his words "a real body cam update."

I would guess it’s still not a done deal that we’ll actually get it. It’s a “probably”.

Next week there will be a decision. If it’s good news there will be a timeline attached for whatever redaction etc has to happen. Then we can start the real wait.

 

[3MMA]

I'm so fucking over this "art work" he has on his wall. He must be strangled, shot, drawn and quartered in whatever order is deemed required by the masses. It's so bad it makes Thomas Kinkade look good.
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Nick spends a huge amount of energy trying to “piss off his haters” by performing inconsequential actions that he imagines makes others angry. Hyperbole completely escapes him. It’s why when Nick saw this thread making fun of his Hot Topic belt, he bought more belts. Balldo is desperate for attention & imagines his every move as a win.
He probably can’t afford another shitty 1000 KNU Joker painting just yet, but it’s absolutely certain that what he can afford will be spent in a misguided attempt to “own the haters.”

 

[Melty Butter]

Karen Read Stream Day 17 - Rekieta Notables

This is the thumbnail that comes up for me.

Just realized that this is his description for any normie wanting to watch the trial. As if Supertips will inspire views...

TLDR: I'm out of adjectives to describe how bad it's going. Rough morning for the nose, and it was only the morning. Court was dismissed at midday. DaveTheLawyer's appearance was fine, but Nick stepped in it badly. Messy mess.

• Top YT Live Viewership (approx): 1600 (lowest ever)
• Supertips (approx): 21
• Tweets During Stream (approx): 42, and, no, I'm not joking.
• Breaks/Interruptions: None that I noticed.

Spoiler: Notes Chronologically

Morning
Some selected pics. Note the bright red nose, and his cough continues.


- 35 minutes late; no thumbnail; 238 waiting.

- Subscribers Only was off during his lateness. A choice chat:


- Took his meds at 8:52 central in view of everyone. Also, who downs pills from their palm?


- Giggled at a lab tech who was describing her work protocols because she said that she 'cleans her bench', plus all the awkward trans jokes:


- Complained that his “kids are stealing my chargers!”

- Inexplicably broke into song 2x.

- Exclaimed with frustration: “Someone hit me with a Lexus! God! This is so boring!” (Hey, Rackets, it's your JOB to make it less boring.)

- Showed the tweet from Kurt and reveled in this response:



The new guy, DaveTheLawyer, a dead ringer for Matthew McConaughey, joined.

- Bizarrely, he had his daughter on screen for at least 5 min:


- Dave said his channel is doing "center right" commentary over C-SPAN (I could see that working, actually).

- Mostly one-take political talk about the administrative state, Hunter's laptop, and Trump possibly making Middle East peace.

- Nick's broken brain kept going sideways, considering Dave is a mainstream commentator:

• All politicians should be shot after they serve their term
• Even people who blow up buildings get bored with their jobs
• Republicans should stop backing cops because everyone should be able to do anything they wish within their homes
• He believes there will be a revolution/civil war in the US but he's scared for his kids

- He mentioned that he had an ethics complaint for calling a judge retarded. Did we know this? I assume it's the Fischer remarks.

- He played this Supertip while Dave was on, about Kurt and teenage girls...

... and then asked Dave how he would get a teenage girl to come to his house. (WHAT?)

- Relived the Maddox lolsuit for Dave's enjoyment.
......

Dave left

- Toast to Khaleesi, a dog who died. It's his first toast (with Dr. Pepper) since his comeback.

- Said slavery would be cool because you can get people to do dishes, and if they don't, you can yell at them and they won’t complain about it. (He was responding to a chat that said Jefferson only wanted to fuck his property)

- He intentionally ruffled his hair and said, "I like looking more and more disheveled as we go". (Pretty sure he's trying to troll us, but it's not particularly effective.)

- He plans to do a nighttime stream this weekend.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I would guess it’s still not a done deal that we’ll actually get it. It’s a “probably”.

Next week there will be a decision. If it’s good news there will be a timeline attached for whatever redaction etc has to happen. Then we can start the real wait.

I'm going to guess that Null needed a runner to go out to Spicer to deliver a check.

 

[RotPockets]

I'm so fucking over this "art work" he has on his wall. He must be strangled, shot, drawn and quartered in whatever order is deemed required by the masses. It's so bad it makes Thomas Kinkade look good.
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He probably can’t afford another shitty 1000 KNU Joker painting just yet, but it’s absolutely certain that what he can afford will be spent in a misguided attempt to “own the haters.”

Imagine paying upwards of $80k for a Joker 2 painting.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Well I am glad I know something more. B/c I am seriously considering using my PTO to stay home and watch the bodycam. Assuming I work that day.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

A drug addict with a constant red nose and no cold or allergies isn’t suspicious at all! I’m sure Nick isn’t just straight up snorting his Adderall, right?

Imagine paying upwards of $80k for a Joker 2 painting.

Imagine spending several thousands of dollars for camera and gear that ends up making your show look like you shot it with a potato because you’re too much of a moron fuckup to set your shit up right. This motherfucker is REAL dumb.

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick spends a huge amount of energy trying to “piss off his haters” by performing inconsequential actions that he imagines makes others angry.

Even Kayla could fall into that. This creepy little dweeb bagged a cheerleader to own the haters.

Dave said his channel is doing "center right" commentary over C-SPAN (I could see that working, actually).

So Tim pool but appealing to women. That will make tons of money and i can see why he gets views. How he got linked to nick puzzles me.

 

[Sloppa]

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

@Null

For the love of god, please watermark the footage with a kiwifarms logo so faggots cant leech off it without giving credit where credit is due.