Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The minus there is lots of normies will simply disregard it if it comes from the "Nazi" website.

Normies have been and always will be cattle nigger at the end of the day.
I would rather a hundred grifters suffah the kiwi mark than care what a million normies - that will forget about it the second it is out of their field of vision - think.

 

[KriegsZensur]

This is the moron who’s huffing nitrous multiple times an hour for a 30 second buzz and permanent brain cell loss. He’s not known for making logical decisions.

Yeah, but chronic nitrous use can also lead to a red nose.

Burst capillaries from straining, combined with the other drug use (read medical amphetamines alone) may trigger or worsen rosacea in genetically predisposed people.
His Adderall basically makes blood vessels be under higher pressure.
Combine that with degenerate/chronic nitrous usage: Nicky the Rednose Lolcow.

It’s not that unreasonable.
Still not good, by the way. Not saying anything this dumbass is doing is wise or good, drug wise.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Not to disrupt the "Nitrous Nick" train, but the claims that he is leaving multiple times every hour is not factual for today's stream and yesterday's stream.
Just wanted to point that out so those who did not watch the stream don't assume facts not in evidence.

He was VERY bad for the first few streams. But now he just looks like shit and is more tired every day, because he needs to finish streaming before he can get his high and then hangs out in stream chats until 3am.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Imagine you never knew who Nick was. Would you hire this man? For anything?

He would be a great contestant for 'Bum Fights'. It would be his most profitable venture in the last year.

 

[Lonely khan]

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Buy a fucking iron you complete disaster.

Put another way, I remain hopeful as long as Null is in charge of the effort. Wrangling with the government is always a pain in the ass.

Josh wouldn't have started asking ralph to pay up if he wasn't sure about the end result. He'd be gifting Ws to Ralph and Nick.

Spoiler: A rant

I'm aware of bodycam footage that's taken half a decade to get released, so if it comes before the end of the year I'd call think it was almost expediant. There are kids involved so fuck yeah censor that shit. I have no interest in ever seeing his kids, I wish them the best in their efforts to distance themselves from their father's atrocity of an online history. I want to play bodycam bingo and see how many "I'm white trash and I'm in trouble" interactions Nick and April had with the police. I want to see if Nick called the dog a service dog and complained that his cuffs are too tight. I want to see if April yells "just let me talk to my Dad", i want know who tried kicking the windows in the cop car. I really don't need to see how much of a disaster the house is because I read the report ...

WE ALL READ THE REPORT

And the report said the house was a fucking disaster and the kitchen was a laboratory for new forms of filth. I believe that since the cops, recording with a body am, wrote that on a report. That would be enough for me ... if not for someone saying the report was full of lies, the cops lied, the cops framed him, the judge had it out for him and the unsubtle insinuation that the cops planted the drugs. Now I'd like to confirm who is lying.

No one here has ever needed to know shit about their kids outside of "the state is making sure the cokeheads feed and cloth them this time".

I wonder if Nick was contrite at first and said "look guys I fucked up and I put my family in danger and what is on that bodycam footage is a further embarrassment to my children. Please don't request the footage for their sake". I think that most people would have lost interest in it. I'm not sure people would put thousands of dollars into obtaining it, and when it did eventually leak people might have said "it wasn't as bad as I imagined, it's bad, but whatever he already admitted to it".

But no, now it has to come out and it's going to be alogged harder that Chris Chan's giving himself a neghole on the boulder stream set amongst the Chaz autonomous zone where sargon is running for warlord. It's gonna be a necessary bloodbath since Nick has assured us we couldn't believe the Spicer police.

The only concern Nick has for his kids is how he can weild them as a cudgel against his further embarrassment. And with his his meth mouth of a brain he's been able to no only make his embarrassment worse and more enduring, but also dump more on his kids. Could have been easy, nick could have just admitted to his fuck up But no no, You had to be the big man

 

[KriegsZensur]

Not to disrupt the "Nitrous Nick" train, but the claims that he is leaving multiple times every hour is not factual for today's stream and yesterday's stream.
Just wanted to point that out so those who did not watch the stream don't assume facts not in evidence.

He was VERY bad for the first few streams. But now he just looks like shit and is more tired every day, because he needs to finish streaming before he can get his high and then hangs out in stream chats until 3am.

Not trying to run a train. But, just to be clear then.

I kinda go out of my way to not be definitive in my opinions.

Just have more than a decade experience with amphetamine based medication.
My whole point was to say I don’t think he’s snorting his prescription. It doesn’t make sense. Wanted to be definitive on that one, so I made sure I back it up clearly.

Anything more I said was just entertaining speculation.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Here's the full thumbnail. It should probably be converted to the Disco Elysium art style because he's seriously starting to look even WORSE than Harry Du Bois.

 

[Sloppa]

FWIW, pretty sure Nick said he was prescribed instant release, not extended.

If he said that, he is 100% snorting it. He Doctor shopped and found a G.P with plastic morals. It's clever enough I suppose, as long as he indulges in the evening, his levels will be in the normal range when he wakes up the next morning he's driving his children to band-debating-society-prom-boyscout-dress-rehearsal-practice after an all night amphetamine binge.

Still a bit grossed out he could get the fast acting version tbh. The ingredients of slow release drugs are designed to make the drug easy to eat, but unpleasant to snort. . .even a cowboy of a Doctor would be hesitant to give a cokehead fast acting, one wonders if Balldo Boy is pulling his old trick of interfering with family member's prescriptions? Giving his daughter the slow acting pill and snorting her prescribed fast acting dose? It would explain the redness in his nose, as he burned through 30 days worth of medicine in a week, so he starts to grind and snort the slow acting pills too.

 

[Lonely khan]

Y'know what's particularly disappointing? I expected a better game from Rekieta with his comeback.

A good Internet fight with a worthy opponent is always entertaining. (Sidenote: I think PPP feels the same. At some point, it's all rather depressing.)

He had an entire year to get his shit together.

Out of sheer pride and ODD, I genuinely thought he'd come back swinging, pulled together, well-researched, and prepared to recapture some clicks and views. He did have a unique voice within LawTube.

Nope. He's up until 4:30 AM, probably doing whippets on stream, hardly ever forming cohesive thoughts, and barely giving a single fuck about anything except AARON (of all things).

I know others have watched the descent of other lolcows and aren't surprised. Admittedly, I am.

Trying would risk putting a lot of effort and still being made fun of and failing. Phoning it in let's him keep his ego intact.

>Ha I made 700 bucks from people shitting on me, imagined if I tried

He's lazy and has the emotional range of a BPD 15 year old girl. He was never gonna try.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Not trying to run a train. But, just to be clear then.

I was not calling you out specifically.

He did leave the stream suspiciously often during the first days, but it has since reduced.
I just saw the claim that he was leaving often to "do drugs" mention repeatedly over the last pages and its simply not accurate currently.

Nick has been reading this thread, so he knows that people picked up him leaving so often.
His PO 100% watched the Coke stream and Nick disappearing off-screen like when he was doing coke is not a good look at all.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

Y'know what's particularly disappointing? I expected a better game from Rekieta with his comeback.

Yeah same, I thought he’d at least work his ass off for one, maybe two streams and make a proper comeback until he got bored. Instead his entire persona is about Aaron’s cum on his back.

 

[Niggernerd]

Here's the full thumbnail. It should probably be converted to the Disco Elysium art style because he's seriously starting to look even WORSE than Harry Du Bois.
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Normies and boomers manage to do better by just buying consumer grade equipment at a reasonable price that automatically does all that shit for you. Professional grade shit is meant to be used by professionals, not brain damaged cokehead morons with no clue what they're doing.

Bro what the fuck is wrong with him? He looks so disheveled more than usual

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

No more Sean's AI voice. Reaction: laughter (seethe).

 

[Niggernerd]

No more Sean's AI voice. Reaction: laughter (seethe).

Keep seething nick. Kiwifarms was the best place like ever until they started making fun of you. Nicky.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Where's the compilation of the supertips making fun of Kurt btw? He said he's going to prepare one as a punishment for Kurt for taking his toy away.

 

[Sloppa]

Trying would risk putting a lot of effort and still being made fun of an failing. Phoning it in let's him keep his ego intact.

>Ha I made 700 bucks from people shitting on me, imagined if I tried

He's lazy and has the emotional range of a BPD 15 year old girl. He was never gonna try.

No, if he let his ego take a beating, gave an earnest apology, had all of his LawTube window-lickers do a stream where they rizzed him up for 3 hours, it would have been water under the bridge 2,000 pages back, in a year Rekieta's Thread would be buried 3+ pages deep behind Sargon Of Akkad. All that would be required would be for Rekieta to do coke, cock and cuckoldry 3 days a week instead of 7.

It's a perfect confluence of Lolcow DNA: Trust Fund, Liar, Self Hating Nerd, Cuckold, Fake Tough Guy, Zero Self Awareness, Terrible Father but preaches about Fatherhood, Closeted Homosexuality, Dreadful Cook/Proud Chef, Arrogance, White Trash Aesthetics, Pig Ignorance, etc.

 

[LiquidKid]

Reward schemes are almost never worth it. Oh, and read the fine print - a fairly standard clause in rewards schemes is you agreeing to let your bank gather data on your spending habits to sell to marketers. It's one of the reasons I ditched my credit card rewards scheme - that, and my monthly fee is cheaper without it. I was, in effect, paying extra money for the "privilege" of getting spied on by my bank. Fuck that noise.

I use adblocks and sponsor blocks on all devices, I only see an ad if I want to, AND my credit cards reward points pay off the annual fee in a single month. So I easily get $600 a year in cash back, which I always cash in for real money.

 

[Vibralldo]

No more Sean's AI voice. Reaction: laughter (seethe).

He's "sober" and he's still barely more coherent than when he was blasted on coke

 

[Sneed Force One]

It should probably be converted to the Disco Elysium art style because he's seriously starting to look even WORSE than Harry Du Bois.

Because Disco Elysium is one of my favourite games, you set off my autism. Enjoy.

 

[Captain Manning]

No more Sean's AI voice. Reaction: laughter (seethe).

God, you can hear the seethe and hate in his voice.

"The brave and courageous bowling ball of... litigation... I guess..."

Translation: Actual fucking lawyer who has a day job as one, and applies the law correctly in protection of his name and likeness right.