Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Studley Roger]

Man fuck the feds, juat because Austin is black and paid they wanna keep a young nigga down. Fuck the Commonwealth of Virginia for real.

 

[Blackstar]

 

[troonshine]

@Null you RAT. why wont you lift a finger and send in Hardin for our boy?

 

[Free Dick Pills]

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50 minutes later:


it's gone

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

50 minutes later:
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it's gone

Still has $46 in USDT he can gamble!
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[myhairisonfire]

50 minutes later:
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it's gone

Going to be an interesting dry period between him spending every last penny and the eventual arrest.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

The crack? Medicinal.
The weed? Medicinal.
The gamba? Medicinal.

This is yet another example of big pharma not wanting us to be well. Bossmanjack is a martyr for healthy living, I will not rest until I see my boy FREE and CRACKED.

SLIGHT correction. He gambles for entertainment only.

 

[Epikusername4]

godspeed bossman godspeed

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I wonder what Ratparents rakeback is from rehab.com. They have to be at platinum player status by this point.

 

[Null]

@Null you RAT. why wont you lift a finger and send in Hardin for our boy?

He doesn't want to deal with Bossman

 

[Shokaract#2]

He doesn't want to deal with Bossman

What a rat. I bet Bossman fucked his mom, that's why he's afraid to represent him.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

He doesn't want to deal with Bossman

Hardin more like bossman has a hard on for Hardin's mom. Oh Mrs Hardin!

 

[The Wokest]

He doesn't want to deal with Bossman

tell him Bossman's lower face is paralyzed!
Hardin seems to have a thing for people like that.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

He doesn't want to deal with Bossman

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Can someone please make a time-lapse of Austin faces from before he started rehab, the rehab streams, to today?

I wanna watch this dumbass go from crack gollum to clean and sober looking back to crackhead like a light switch being flipped.

All time cow arc. I wonder if he already knew it was coming and that's why he stopped hiding the weed use off stream.

 

[2ndBest]

The star that burns half as long burns twice brighter. It's so over

 

[W00K #17]

Rekeita will win Lolcow of the Year again simply for being Rekeita at this point. Maybe last year's win I could understand, but how he clinched 2023 I'll never understand, considering it was basically a year of nothing but late/missed streams, then coming back and going "What's wrong little kiwifags? I don't feel so good, kiwifags."

Amazingly boring year for him and somehow he still won over the GOAT.

Depending on how Tomlinson's lolsuit shakes out and if ends before the year is over, he could be in the running.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

My spicy take is.

BossManJack is nigger brained and needs to go fix this stat. I hoped rehab would have fixed it, but he’s too nigger brained to function in white society.

He does the classic nigger tropes.

• Listens to jungle beats
• Crime at a young age
• Low impulse control
• Beats up his own dad due to his low impulse control “SHHHHHEEEEEEETTT”.
• Gets a sweet heart deal that literally only asks you not to do any drugs.
• Due to low impulse control, spends all his winnings on crack and weed.
• Gets caught because the dumb Nigger just puts it on the Internet. “SHHHHEEEEEETTT”.

I don’t like prison because that will only nigga-fy him more. I wish he had a strong role model in his dad, but his dad just melts into the couch. Might as well be an absentee father at this point.

 

[Troonos]

My spicy take is.

BossManJack is nigger brained and needs to go fix this stat. I hoped rehab would have fixed it, but he’s too nigger brained to function in white society.

He does the classic nigger tropes.

• Listens to jungle beats
• Crime at a young age
• Low impulse control
• Beats up his own dad due to his low impulse control “SHHHHHEEEEEEETTT”.
• Gets a sweet heart deal that literally only asks you not to do any drugs.
• Due to low impulse control, spends all his winnings on crack and weed.
• Gets caught because the dumb Nigger just puts it on the Internet. “SHHHHEEEEEETTT”.

I don’t like prison because that will only nigga-fy him more. I wish he had a strong role model in his dad, but his dad just melts into the couch. Might as well be an absentee father at this point.

You forgot "repeats the same retarded monkey phrase over and over when he's excited or angry".

 

[YarrBlueballs]

You forgot "repeats the same retarded monkey phrase over and over when he's excited or angry".

Dude no, no dude, fuck dude, dude fuck, fuck dude!