Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

But how can this be? As Nick said, what he was doing was clearly perfectly legal "parody". As well, what about the secret powerful international company behind supertip which is ABSOLUTELY not Melton and their army of super-lawyers who were going to defend their legal rights?

Anybody that believed that should slap themselves in the face.

That was a lame attempt to warn off people from sending more C&Ds.

Fatty Patty is still running the show, and he is gonna fold every single time.

 

[Niggernerd]

He already said he's going to do it, got some in contact with some lawyers.

Melton has been using Aaron's voice for so long, wonder how his relationship with Nick will look like if he loses the voice because of him.

Hopefully starts taking digs at rackets.

 

[AnOminous]

I swear Nick is shaping his audience, whether in locals or youtube, into the same sort of degenerate he is.

"I'LL TURN YOU INTO ME, I'LL TURN YOU INTO ME, CAUSE I'M A LIAR A LIAR A LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR!"

In April Apeless Aaron who ate my goo was still about to become neighbour of me and my wife who he fucked and our children that proves that he is as bad I say he is.

Meanwhile it was Nick who forced April, like the domestic abuser he is, like he abused his children, to make those fake goo tweets.

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN! SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN! SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN! They're saying I abused my children!

Fun fact. He was abusing his children. Probably still is, too.

 

[Strix454]

But not so fast, toe-man.
Nick has apparently taken deep umbrage with Aaron's account of events.

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This is all very interesting because there is lots of new/interesting/inconsistent context in the message:

- The text makes it sound like Aaron is going to sell his current home, buy Nick's second home temporarily (note the wording "for now") for April to live in ("the stress of [her] buying one right now"). Everything about buying the house sounds as if Aaron and April are separated.
- The wording "house situation" seems to imply that something to do with april has created a regrettable for Nick that needs to be quickly resolved. (NIck was of course already likely in foreclosure on the other house)

As would be expected, the message would point in the direction of NONE of these people telling the truth or the full truth about anything going on.
This message isn't Aaron saying at that time "I want to buy your wonderful house and move in". Its seems to be saying I want to buy the house temporarily to solve a problem I've created for Nick.

I also don't quite get how this is absolute proof that nothing was said about the house at any other time.

 

[RotPockets]

He was abusing his children. Probably still is, too.

Nick used to abuse his kids, he still does, but he used to too.

 

[Niggernerd]

In the most recent Stallyn19 clip, Aaron recounts a text that Nick shared of him saying that he would look at Nick's second house with the possibility of buying it. Aaron claims that, at the time when he was still interested in buying the house, "snow was still on the ground," and "it was, like, February."

Full segment starts at 3:10: https://youtu.be/iC2PuoOjP5A?t=190
Specific clip starts at 3:45: https://youtu.be/iC2PuoOjP5A?t=225


But not so fast, toe-man.
Nick has apparently taken deep umbrage with Aaron's account of events.
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It was EARLY APRIL! Not FEBRUARY, Aaron!
And although there was precipitation on that day, the low was above freezing, so it couldn't have been snow! And it hadn't snowed earlier in the week, either! Hah! Checkmate!
How dare you get that wrong! How dare you try to use vague weather conditions to give an approximate description of the time of year in a cold shithole like Minnesota!


This is Nick's life now. Subtweeting Aaron over Stallyn19 clips. Being a pedantic retard and missing the forest for the trees every single time, but thinking that he's scored yet another frickin' epic own.

Remember when he used to do shit? Remember when he used to be a lawyer?
Embarrassing.

Nick sounds mad the days weren't as memorable to Aaron as it was for him

 

[Watching Rekieta]

The minus there is lots of normies will simply disregard it if it comes from the "Nazi" website.

We also know that watermarks change the stream in a fundamental way. Watermarks add things like cocaine into the video.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

to make those fake goo tweets.

In my mind they were real.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Whippet = a racing dog that is smaller than a typical greyhound


Whippit = Nitrous tank

You must whippet real good huh

Null just announced on stream no bodycam footage this week or next. He will stream and publish it as soon as he gets it.

If this thing ever happens I hope releases a trailer for it first, because that would be lol.

Or, you're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of cope and sneed but of dilate. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of an impotent skelly bisexual's imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Balldo Zone!

Hello friends, it's me, . And I'm enjoying the fresh, mild, All-American taste of Chesterfields. Why? Because I'm not a fucking faggot, you niggers. Meet Nicholas Rekieta. Age: about forty-five. Occupation: alcoholic drug addict. Marital status: tenuous. Sexual potency: "honey you're pushing string " But Nick has a secret. A secret obsession with the best dick he ever had and it's driving him crazy. The Toe that got away. The sparkling Edward to his that Bitch Face chick who looks like a dyke now. But Nick doesn't know his life and asshole are about to be turned again... here, in the Balldo Zone.

(Season 4, Ep 12 "There's Kayla On The Wing")

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

But how can this be? As Nick said, what he was doing was clearly perfectly legal "parody". As well, what about the secret powerful international company behind supertip which is ABSOLUTELY not Melton and their army of super-lawyers who were going to defend their legal rights?

He cant even blame drugs for that. Matt Stone and Trey Parker managed to predict what would happen and protect themselves in nearly the same circumstances while also high. You know if Nick was actually as smart as he thought, hed throw in one of these before the show.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

The text makes it sound like Aaron is going to sell his current home, buy Nick's second home temporarily (note the wording "for now") for April to live in ("the stress of [her] buying one right now"). Everything about buying the house sounds as if Aaron and April are separated.

It sounds, like everything else about this aspect of the situation, as though Aaron was so desperate for a fairly brief period of time to get April back and repair their marriage that he was about willing to do anything. Same with his letter shown with the ring.

Correction: I agree it does sound like he's being a simp for someone already gone. Aaron WTF, you thought about selling your house and buying Nick's so April could live there? And you & your kids would live where, exactly?

This (either of the above) would be consistent with Aaron being a poorly adjusted romantic sap (the "love" for a pilled-out dimwitted married woman being another indicator). He groveled and was willing to put aside any dignity to try to get what he had lost [or, in my second read, to "make up" for whatever he was or was gaslighted into believing he was responsible for]. Even to keep going back to his wife's lover, Nick the Malignant, for help/ advice/ mercy.

$10 says Nick also told or suggested to Aaron that not buying the house would really fuck up his plans/ money/ life, that Nick had relied on the expectation, and also that not buying it was cruel and would leave April homeless or some nonsense.

The only silver lining is that at some point he apparently woke tf up and their divorce was quick (also fast bc April lost her mind over Nick and didn't bother to try to fight over material things (too much) bc she wanted out & to become Wife #2).

Aaron. Babe. Pal. If you haven't yet figured out how not to lose your fucking mind in a relationship and not to abase yourself to a total manipulative dick (npi), take a step back and get yourself together. If you're only semi-solid bc of who you're with, a) you're at their mercy, and b) it's all flimsy and fake. Caveat emptor. Don't be so damn needy. And also if you don't have yourself under control enough not to get at all physical under stress, then don't impose yourself on anyone.

 

[CompaqOperator]

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Buddy, THIS IS THE THUMBNAIL that Youtube's giving me when I search 'Rekeita'. Dude is a wreck.

[EDIT to add question]

Imagine you never knew who Nick was. Would you hire this man? For anything?

He looks worse ever. Unshowered, hair disheveled, greasy. Very disrespectful

 

[AnOminous]

Aaron. Babe. Pal. If you haven't yet figured out how not to lose your fucking mind in a relationship and not to abase yourself to a total manipulative dick (npi), take a step back and get yourself together. If you're only semi-solid bc of who you're with, a) you're at their mercy, and b) it's all flimsy and fake. Caveat emptor. Don't be so damn needy. And also if you don't have yourself under control enough not to get at all physical under stress, then don't impose yourself on anyone.

You're still trying to give good advice to these weird, dumb men? Such charming naïveté. You're supposed to laugh at them as they fail.

He looks worse ever. Unshowered, hair disheveled, greasy. Very disrespectful

He literally looks homeless. I bet he smells, too. You can practically see the stench lines rising over him.

"Millionaire," everybody. Fucking Howard Hughes probably looked better when his toenails were inches long and curling like curly fries.

 

[Soapmore]

This is not even his final form. When the nose reaches critical mass, a crack pipe will hatch.
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We almost saw his final form. He was within a hair's breadth, and he would have pulled it off if...

 

[Kheapathic]

"Millionaire," everybody. Fucking Howard Hughes probably looked better when his toenails were inches long and curling like curly fries.

People may not want to admit it, but once upon a time, DSP was a Millionaire too; and much like Phil, I doubt he ever had a full seven-digit number in his accounts. They don't know how to behave and spend it on frivilous things, make a number of idiotic decisions, and for some reason it's everyone else's fault.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

- He mentioned that he had an ethics complaint for calling a judge retarded. Did we know this? I assume it's the Fischer remarks.

Clip: Nick specifies that the judge he was complaining about was female, so I think you're right.

Nick says he was asked "Can you explain why you said she's retarded? That's a diagnosis of a condition." Assuming he was actually asked to respond to the complaint, that means the complaint was judged to be worthy of investigation, in which case Nick is asked to provide a response.

Otherwise he would simply receive a notice with a "determination that discipline is not warranted, without investigation" in which case he wouldn't be required to respond.

Here is the clip from the cokestream where he's complaining for context. This is the only statement I can think of where he would have received an ethics complaint over this issue.

 

[LiquidKid]

No more Sean's AI voice. Reaction: laughter (seethe).

There is no change in hell this man is sober. He can’t even pretend he’s sober in this clip

 

[RaptInPlastic]

There is no change in hell this man is sober. He can’t even pretend he’s sober in this clip

Meanwhile he's getting asspats on twitter for being "30 days sober"
This faggot has stopped pretending to be a lawyer long enough to pretend to be in recovery.

 

[Vibralldo]

In the most recent Stallyn19 clip, Aaron recounts a text that Nick shared of him saying that he would look at Nick's second house with the possibility of buying it. Aaron claims that, at the time when he was still interested in buying the house, "snow was still on the ground," and "it was, like, February."

Full segment starts at 3:10: https://youtu.be/iC2PuoOjP5A?t=190
Specific clip starts at 3:45: https://youtu.be/iC2PuoOjP5A?t=225


But not so fast, toe-man.
Nick has apparently taken deep umbrage with Aaron's account of events.
View attachment 7372102 ( link )
It was EARLY APRIL! Not FEBRUARY, Aaron!
And although there was precipitation on that day, the low was above freezing, so it couldn't have been snow! And it hadn't snowed earlier in the week, either! Hah! Checkmate!
How dare you get that wrong! How dare you try to use vague weather conditions to give an approximate description of the time of year in a cold shithole like Minnesota!


This is Nick's life now. Subtweeting Aaron over Stallyn19 clips. Being a pedantic retard and missing the forest for the trees every single time, but thinking that he's scored yet another frickin' epic own.

Remember when he used to do shit? Remember when he used to be a lawyer?
Embarrassing.

Lol nick literally is watching melton through picture in picture

What a ballwasher

 

[Mr. Manchester]

You know, I could make a joke about diagnosing someone as being retarded (being an expert tard-spotter, myself) but the joke is a little too easy to make. Nick sounds like he's been huffing the gas again in that clip though.

I guess I'll just settle for calling him a BIG FUCKING FAGGOT.