Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

It's probably been said to death by now, but pooners truly just run the world. In my colleges in both the US and UK I've encountered them and even when they're extremely stubborn, socially progressive or annoying they will earn the adoration of everyone else and be treated as any other gay man (even if one is dating a girl). One I know is a die hard Methodist and Green party campaigner, who I've posted the Instagram story of before and may do so when more lols come up
I'd be lying if I said it doesn't make me somewhat jealous
 
Bandana to cover balding? Check. Balding greasy hair? Check. Horribly mismatched leggings/gym shorts (?) combo? Check. Gaudy striped socks? Check. Vaguely kinky rubber hooker boots? Check. Slight autogynesmile? Check! Ding Ding Ding! We have a weiner!
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I saw a troon working behind the cash register when I was getting food yesterday. Looked like a skeletal ugly nerd dude with a long ponytail, but his nametag said "Alli". I had to do a doubletake because I was thinking "Is this just a really ugly woman?", but it was 100% a troon. No boobs whatsoever.

I guess I'm glad all he's doing is working the register and not touching any of the food.
 
I don’t understand troons and the greasy hair thing. When I was a young metalhead with long hair it was always clean. Washed it every day so I didn’t look like I was homeless.

Now I’m a short haired old man I wash it twice a day most days (shower after the gym before work and a bath or shower before bed.)

It’s not a hard thing to do?
 
I don’t understand troons and the greasy hair thing. When I was a young metalhead with long hair it was always clean. Washed it every day so I didn’t look like I was homeless.

Now I’m a short haired old man I wash it twice a day most days (shower after the gym before work and a bath or shower before bed.)

It’s not a hard thing to do?
Most troons are autists, and many autists have sensory issues with water and avoid it.
 
Saw one a few weeks ago at a bar. It was hilarious how stereotypical the experience was. This skinny-fat behemoth of a man, almost 200cm I'm sure, wearing a hoodie, a miniscule skirt that barely showed under the hoodie (exposing the creatures recently shaved legs but obviously hairy legs), sneakers with long socks almost reaching the knees. Long hair despite the obviously masculine face and the voice was what you'd expect stereotypically from a man that tall. Having to laugh while pretending it was not at it was quite challenging.
 
I'm not even upset it's just wild to see such a mismatch in physical appearance and personality. I guess it's not too surprising because their group seems to be of the genre who's not too concerned about passing or body modifcation and who just like to play around with pronouns and aesthetics on the internet.
They sound more like le quirky drama club circus-adjacent types (Amanda Palmer/Molly Crabapple early adopters of internet artist stuff) than proper troons.
I really wish I could've gotten you a front shot. This old Asian guy did a fucking pirouette while waiting for his sushi.

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Silver lining his cock's too small for everyone to see the boner he had while doing it.
 
Was at the local tabletop store this weekend. Encountered one I didn't clock until I heard it speak. It had a mask on.
 
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Started a new job and not sure if my coworker is a pooner or a lesbian. Definitely female, has one of those names that are traditionally masculine but could also potentially be unisex. Short hair with a low voice. Doesn't talk about troonshit or politics in general. She actually seems pretty professional and helpful so far, and is able to take a joke from the others who aren't exactly politically correct.

I've known another pooner like that though who's weirdly based despite being a literal tranny so it could still be a possibility. I hate that troons have made such a clown show of themselves that I've grown to be wary of anyone who seems to be gender non-conforming until I know they're not a troon, or at least not an "activist" troon. I literally didn't used to think like that before. They really do shoot themselves in the foot.
 
Started a new job and not sure if my coworker is a pooner or a lesbian. Definitely female, has one of those names that are traditionally masculine but could also potentially be unisex. Short hair with a low voice. Doesn't talk about troonshit or politics in general. She actually seems pretty professional and helpful so far, and is able to take a joke from the others who aren't exactly politically correct.

I've known another pooner like that though who's weirdly based despite being a literal tranny so it could still be a possibility. I hate that troons have made such a clown show of themselves that I've grown to be wary of anyone who seems to be gender non-conforming until I know they're not a troon, or at least not an "activist" troon. I literally didn't used to think like that before. They really do shoot themselves in the foot.
I have found that a lot of pooners will try to be very carefree and non-politically correct to try to fit into the masculine world. They're no better than MtF tbh.

I was walking round the lakes yesterday afternoon and saw a paki tranny. A (clearly) man in a hijab, and my mind couldn't comprehend it.
 
Was it a male or a female it? Yknow, if you could even tell since they pass so well.
Male. Looked like a fat black chick until it spoke.

I've also seen one in this place who was a dead ringer for Chris. Alas, I still patronize the store from time to time because I need my fix of 40k plastic cocaine.
 
Recently at my crap wagie job, I saw this really tall, skinny looking figure in women's clothing (similar to Slenderman) standing with his young son (I have never seen a real woman that tall). While he was waiting in line I could hear him talk to his son (in a very normal man voice). But when serving him, his voice was really quiet, almost like whispering but amidst all the loud background noise, I was somehow able to make out what he was saying.

I wonder if this is because of the fact I am a woman or because he may not be confident with his abilities to sound feminine.
 
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I saw... something. There was this receptionist at a local clinic. He was a tall guy with a slim, fit build, though obviously of masculine proportions. Platinum blonde hair, trimmed immaculately. His clothing was pretty androgynous but not overtly feminine. This is where it gets weird. He'd obviously had his facial hair laser removed, was wearing light makeup and all the jewelery he wore on his hands/wrists was certainly made for women and his nails were well-manicured. Also, he had boobs. Clearly this guy was going in a few different directions, and HRT was involved. Likely considered himself non-binary, in fact I'd put money on it (as an ex NB myself).

Unsettling as his appearance was, I felt deeply sorry for this individual. What sort of fucked-up worldview was this guy fed to lead him to this point? That destroying your body with hormones and medical procedures to produce some weird gender-chimera is something that will lead you to lasting wellness and happiness? Do people like this have any grasp on who they really are besides their self-proclaimed "gender identity"? The people who promote this shit as normal and healthy deserve a special place in hell. I sincerely hope this young man recovers before it's too late
 
I’ve noticed that used bookstores are a great place to watch weirdos do their thing, and every now and then I spot a troon, but the other day I saw two troons, dare I say, transbians in a t4t “relationship”. I was very excited to enjoy this entertaining feast.

I noticed the tall one as I was driving in. He was walking directly in front of me, but facing away, and holding a pile of books he intended to sell/trade for vidya. I knew right away he was a man, and I suspected troon from the rolled-cuff faded-red jean shorts and long hair, although none of it was feminine. I was on the lookout for a tranny as soon as I walked in, but I didn’t see him and I went back through to where I wanted to go, and started looking at the books I like.

The layout of this store is such that books on Christianity and childcare are right next to the used video game racks. I’m in the Christian book section when I see a second troon, shorter than the first, wearing barrel-leg jeans and a t-shirt with some kind of cartoon/anime thing on it, a hat with an obscene message about “butt stuff” and he also had a purse in the shape of a video game controller (I’m not sure which one). His hair was long and limp and tangled, and his stubble was showing from underneath his makeup. He wasn’t even as tall as me, but he was barrel-chested, like an old-timey strong-man.

Give him long hair and a butt stuff hat and basically this is the second troon:
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The first troon came swanning over and I knew I had to get a little closer, so I jumped into the next aisle and pulled the first book in front of me, and it turns out I was right in front of a giant rack of dozens of copies of What To Expect When You’re Expecting, one of the most popular pregnancy books of all time, if you were not aware.

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I stand leaning up against the shelf with this book open in my face, and the troons are right across from me. If there was ever an aggressive way to read a book, I did my best that day. A woman with a two-kid stroller came through the walkway and stopped her stroller right between me and the troons so she could reach into the stroller and adjust her baby’s accoutrements. The Troons looked at her while she looked up at me, saw what I was reading, and turned her ear to her shoulder and smiled at me that “oh, you must be next!” smile and I looked back at her like “oh gooey goo goo me too!” (Kiwis, I am not pregnant, but it does the mother no harm to be happy for another woman even if she’s mid-ruse).

The troons turned around and went back to their vidya hunt. I had had my fun, so I took my selections and went to the check-out counter. The tall troon had gotten his trade-in quote and was heading back to Strong Man Troon, but by then I was facing his direction, and although I didn’t do it intentionally, I stared at him T1000-style as I TERFed my way out the door, which forced him to sorta hop out of my way.

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It was a fun troon sighting, it sure beat seeing yet another pooner with her teat-yeet scars visible through her sleeveless top (I really wish that shit would stop) earlier that day.
 

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