Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Salt Upon Wounds]

ok nigga that's why i was asking questions i'm not a fucking law nerd

people say even dumber shit when they be getting called dumb instead of oh, idk, shutting the fuck up? they got to say some more retarded shit they just can not help themselves

 

[Konstantinos XI]

BossManJack was a saint!

Saint Austin, the patron Saint of gamblers, juicers and crackfiends.

 

[JustStopDude]

Please, for the love of God, stop it with the 'he's just a junkie' rhetoric, he's in family court for DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. That's the probation that was just violated.

I never said he was "just a junkie". I was simply explaining why someone like him gets multiple chances at probation and treatment as opposed to incarceration.

The simple truth is that locking Austin up is expensive for the state of Virginia. I didn't mean to insult your need for moral grandstanding and I apologize.

 

[Onan The Destroyer]

He really deserves everything that is happening to him. Going back to using drugs so fast after rehab and then displaying it proudly like a retard. If you're acting like that you'll never amount to anything. And the way he treats his father is absolutely unacceptable. Just a complete low-life.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

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We sure will be, champ.

He needs to focus on how good that crack will hit after a long tolerance break, let those dopamine receptors reset.

 

[artistichead376]

He needs to focus on how good that crack will hit after a long tolerance break, let those dopamine receptors reset.

He'll be able to get it in jail too, as well as weed.

 

[troonshine]

ChairWatch2025 with gain boosted

 

[AltisticRight]

Posting here is going to be a mistake.

The big MANdy reveal happened right before the LOTY awards is how. It was rigged.

"What's wrong little kiwifags? I don't feel so good, kiwifags."

That's how Ethan Ralph lost 2022. He was beaten up in the same city twice, he was at his prime.

Thread 'The Julays Eighth Annual Lolcow Awards 2022 - VOTING IS OPEN'

Dec 29, 2022

RESULTS ARE HERE!



(First Year / Second Year / Third Year / Fourth Year / Fifth Year / Sixth Year / Seventh Year)

The Julays are an annual award ceremony for lolcows. The various awards are divided up by subforum or thread tag. Nominees were determined based on front-page features, cow crossovers, thread activity, and user submissions.

Vote for the cows who entertained us the most in 2022. We've had a stellar year.

Lolcow of the Year Nominees

Write-in votes for Lolcow of...

• Hamplanet Fitness
• Replies: 767
• Forum: Lolcow General

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362 - 190, lost to some random troon who wasn't even the mastermind of dropkiwifarms. On no metrics should Ethan Ralph have lost this one if it weren't for a DEI troon being the facade of a batshit insane cabal of trannies, and then having a SWAT pinned to the site because why not make him even more relevant? Look at how the troon fizzled out in the next year.

Spoiler: off-topic

"Right before"?
Nobody was rigging anything, we worked on the MANdy shit for a few weeks. It was released on the 14th, a full 2 weeks before Julays. My only part in the post was image/optics shit which was a funny callback to my retarded tripod sperging.
The name phonebook (same as Razorfist's) was found in late November. It took us quite a while to gather all of MANdy's posts and photos from a massive LOCALS archive bot, and then more wrangling to find the whore he stole his thirst trap photos from.
Should anyone honestly be surprised that the guy whose lolcow status was officiated in 2023, falling from streaming to over 100k people and having big names like Rittenhouse on, won the entire thing? He didn't win by a few percentage points, the addition of 2nd and 3rd was less than 2% more than his.
Rigging would be to hold onto this until voting started. It wasn't just MANdy, we were also able to definitively prove that he went to Hedonism II, he started to follow many whores on his Instagram, including escorts and drug dealers.

2022's winner was Luke right from the get-go. The site got taken down and users scattered to other websites (namely poa.st) where all they could talk about was why the site's down and which fat Italian transvestite was behind it.

You had a faggot previously friendly with the site (he used us as his trollshield) now going after the site. On some level, he's basically Keffals. He defended us from Luke's cabal by taking the baton from him.
It's just a funny poll, stop taking it so seriously. Skelly winning in no way makes BMJ less interesting to follow. You want to know what's not interesting for either threads? Constantly bringing this up.

I run the Julays. As of right now, Nicholas will not be in the running this year because he'll be ascending to Lolcow Emeritus status (this is a greater honor than LotY; BMJ is not yet eligible for this).

I won't comment on this, someone said I should.
I think there are good arguments either way. I will leave it up to others. I've maintained that the polls should be funny, not some kind of competition that turns into on-site factional spergwars. Thanks for running these.

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

SQUEEK SQUEEK

FUCK YOU, RAT!

 

[Hennimore]

What a way to go out though. There is nothing more Bossman that opening CSGO cases at 4:30 AM, flexing your CSGO inventory to your chat filled with friend trolls while high on crack while you wait to go back to jail.

Even though violencebros didn't get their fix this time around it was still one of the more entertaining arcs we've gotten since I started watching Bossman. Almost makes up for the fact that I missed the peak of the violence days.

 

[Bloitzhole]

*Julays sperging*

I've maintained that the polls should be funny

Then perhaps you should stay as far away from them as humanly possible. Maybe open up a bag of instant noodles at a mildly unusual time of day and never stop laughing.

 

[sedoL]

What are you all going to spend your time on now?

ICuckzzz has been pretty amazing.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Posting here is going to be a mistake.

You posting your shitty cringe jokes in any thread is a mistake. You are like a redditor but worse nigga.

I'm sorry your former e-daddy turned hate obsession buck broke you into becoming what you are but you don't need to take it out on us. Don't worry though, i'm sure if you make the same "austina" joke for a third time in the ratkeita thread you'll feel better bro.

 

[Poonocchio]

He really deserves everything that is happening to him. Going back to using drugs so fast after rehab and then displaying it proudly like a retard. If you're acting like that you'll never amount to anything. And the way he treats his father is absolutely unacceptable. Just a complete low-life.

Drop a 5 pack, newfag.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

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BMJ is a cunt. He’s good for a laugh. He is a shit child who abuses his parents and is a total man child, lives off others, scams people for their money. There is good reason to lock him up - people won’t get conned anymore, less people drawn into gambling and his parents get to enjoy a life they earned rather than be a slave to a man child.

Wish someone the best who deserves it - and that’s isn’t BMJ. He is good for a laugh but how people can feel for this total loser or have sympathy for this tard is startling. Enjoy the laughs while they last.

Some good prison time would perhaps help
Make a man out of him. And he’d finally get to use his cock. All good

Im sorry to say, but Ratdad is the reason for Bossman, and is a weak willed beaten down fat man who should have slapped the shit out of Bossman instead of calling the cops on him.

As for the people Bossman conned? They're retarded and deserved it. He is an obvious and known entity who will never pay you back because he is, you guessed it, a cracked out degenerate gambler.

I like him and I feel bad for him, and will miss him while he's in the slammer. And when he gets out he'll be the same crackhead degenerate that I like. I get why others hate him, my girl despises him, but I can't help but like him.

 

[Desktop User2]

I've maintained that the polls should be funny

I think sperg outs due to one´s pet lolcow not winning a community run award that would somehow validate their unhinged obsession with them is hilarious tbf. That goes for people wishing Niggieta should be deplatformed for the AI voice reading "Nicka" or Bossman (hate) dick suckers crying on Niggieta´s thread every time it´s featured.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Patron saint of DTPN enjoyers

 

[break these cuffs]

I think sperg outs due to one´s pet lolcow not winning a community run award that would somehow validate their unhinged obsession with them is hilarious tbf. That goes for people wishing Niggieta should be deplatformed for the AI voice reading "Nicka" or Bossman (hate) dick suckers crying on Niggieta´s thread every time it´s featured.

Even Mozart wasn't appreciated in his time. It's just something True Boss enjoyers have to accept.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Drop a 5 pack, newfag.

I’m going to miss hearing that.

 

[unleashthefreak]

They should make a movie about Bossman. Like "Catch Me If You Can" but for retarded zoomers. Big wins, big losses, in and out of baby jail...