Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Well. No. Nick listed the house for $450k in August 2024 and sold it for $380k in January. Claiming that he didn't sell it at a discount is another obvious lie by Nick.

Actually, since Celeste paid for the house, Nick didn't sell it at a discount. As far as he's concerned, it was all pure profit.

At nearly 20% off the asking price, the crack shack wasn't sold at a discount- it was a fire sale! Checkmate, nerds.

 

[Melty Butter]

It sounds like it is (or is supposed to be) April's "new boyfriend".

I woke up thinking the same. This means that April wrote emails to Zumock and Aaron, and is using the new boyfriend as a shield. That strikes me as very April-like. Hopefully, Aaron can verify who it is: April/boyfriend, someone else, or a stupid gayop.

Zumock has no real dog in this fight—besides hating Nick—and he's hardly a journalist who would verify a source.

Aaron, on the other hand, does care. He's managed to emerge from all this mess with a modicum of honor. That email validates much of what Aaron has said.

Nick addressed it last night, and he was also up until at least 3 AM central discussing Aaron and "boner pills".


Edit: Removed the tagging of Aaron after reading AR's post about mod issues.

 

[woodedbag]

Do you guys know any stable individual in your lives who has five school aged kids and stays up until 3-5 am every night of the week at minimum? Have you ever heard of any stable individual ever doing that in the history of humanity? Even without a job this is a direct indicator that a person is abusing substances or is having a severe psychological break or both. Nobody grounded to reality does this.

 

[Swole McPole]

Odd. I've never had a annual or monthly fee on a CC.

Not here either. As long as you're paying off any purchases at the end of the month, they cost nothing to run. Many of them give you 1% cashback on anything you buy.

If I had to pay to use one, I definitely wouldn't bother.

He has been cursed since buying his prized Bill Mack art.
As goes the Joker, so goes the Raped.

The laughing mask is Aaron.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

So @elb clipped this, and there are some interesting comments.

I just liked these:
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Interesting:
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And, finally, a thread with familiar names:
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Would Nick using April’s X account without the owners authorization and consent be another cyber crime? I am also wondering where the investigation of Aaron’s Gmail accounts stands. Doesn’t look to me like anything will happens.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

No the painting stays the same age, it's Balldo who shrivels up and melts.

…… so just a regular painting?

 

[elb]

As for Melton's $1000, Nick's reaction was weird. He was bemused and then casually said it was payment for his appearance in Vegas. I didn't detect any lies, but then again, he lies about everything.

 

[AltisticRight]

Guntlax used belly drum.
Guntlax lost all of his HP and collapsed into a pool of piss bottles.

 

[AltisticRight]

>Aaron Imholte touches a fridge, its value x3
>Cop touches A. Rekieta's scalp, gets more cocaine from her hair than what's on his glove

What an own.

 

[RotPockets]

He sounds exactly like Special Officer Doofy now.

Both sound like they are about to vomit, which I find viscerally revolting.

 

[break these cuffs]

Do you guys know any stable individual in your lives who has five school aged kids and stays up until 3-5 am every night of the week at minimum? Have you ever heard of any stable individual ever doing that in the history of humanity? Even without a job this is a direct indicator that a person is abusing substances or is having a severe psychological break or both. Nobody grounded to reality does this.

I began to tire of Nick when he started the late night jerk off sessions with Ty during Weeb Wars. He also started doing twitch gaming streams afterward and I decided to check one out in the morning because even the late night streams were usually too late for me to watch. He was still streaming when I checked one morning which would have been around 4:30am his time. That was the final nail in the "he's an absentee dad who relies on his wife and hired help to raise his kids" coffin for me.

There'd been a lot of things bothering me up to that point, but I'd enjoyed him during the Greer and Maddox lolsuits, and was still way too into culture wars shit. The funny thing about the twitch streams were that this was the time when viewers were paying $50 to tell him about their Weeb Wars Themed PS4(3?) F1 racing team and they could have just talked to him on the twitch streams for free.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Live now
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Those seasonal allergies are fucking him up something awful.

 

[Vibralldo]

"It has sparkles" it looks like it's got flies on it

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Just realized that this is his description for any normie wanting to watch the trial. As if Supertips will inspire views...

Placing the SuperTip link as the very first item in his video description not only discourages viewers from clicking on the video itself, but also introduces a second, more technical issue. YouTube is notoriously unfriendly toward external links—especially those that redirect users away from its platform. There’s likely a reason Melton, the creator of SuperTips, opts for an on-screen QR code rather than placing the link front and center in his livestream descriptions.

Rekieta, on the other hand, seems to believe this strategy is optional. Unfortunately, his fanbase—certainly not known for their high cognitive output—are probably clicking that link en masse, signaling to YouTube’s algorithm that the video is functioning more as an exit ramp than a destination. As a result, it wouldn’t be surprising if the platform deprioritized his content in recommendations.

Where's the compilation of the supertips making fun of Kurt btw? He said he's going to prepare one as a punishment for Kurt for taking his toy away.

It’s probably residing in the same mystical realm as the 5K gift.

 

[Captain Manning]

Smells like more gayops. If it is the "new boyfriend" or whoever else I hope they 100% confirm it e.g. via video call / arrange an interview, rather than just run with it. Many Dabbleverse idiots and Nicholas Retard himself abound.

That e-mail Zumock received could be a gay op, yeah. I don't know how trustworthy Zumock is, or how susceptible Zumock is to falling for gay ops. I'll note Sean seemed somewhat incredulous of it on his stream the other day.

The idea that Nick was skinwalking as April on X has been around for a long time though (basically from the day the tweets were made), and I 100% believe that.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

It is my belief that Nick has a painting of himself in the attic that stays the same age. A picture of Balldorian Gay, if you will.

...and the age in the painting is 14 years old, but it only works on Nick's mental state, not his physical condition. It's got two ceiling cats, one black and one white, hovering over each shoulder. There's a glass of whiskey, a tiny vial, and a Balldo near one hand, and a wedding ring, a jar of baby food, and a partially filled out job application near the other hand. Some claim it's a masterpiece, while others say it's the most horrible painting in the world...

 

[Maude Snew]

Do you guys know any stable individual in your lives who has five school aged kids and stays up until 3-5 am every night of the week at minimum? Have you ever heard of any stable individual ever doing that in the history of humanity? Even without a job this is a direct indicator that a person is abusing substances or is having a severe psychological break or both. Nobody grounded to reality does this.

There's people who work shit shifts, it happens, that by itself isn't as much an indicator. Shit needs maintaining, power plants, infrastructure, shit you can't just turn off. Someone has to do all of it, someone also has to take all the drugs all night long so they don't fall into the wrong hands, or get metabolized into the wrong hair.

…… so just a regular painting?

 

[RotPockets]

It’s almost surreal watching Warski try keep his options open when discussing Qayla after the first Balldo struck. Completely unnecessary since she has neither standards nor agency, you could simply ask Nick to instruct his somnambulist.

 

[AltisticRight]

Alright, time to get some faggotry out of the way. I hate to be this guy but it has to be done.
There will be two sections.

First lot of gayness:​

We know over the past two years, there's been a select few people occasionally coming over from Bossmanjack's thread to bitch about happenings posts. They're usually told to fuck off or ignored.
Over the past few weeks, this subset of users increased their antics significantly. One of the most prolific users got threadbanned here in March for ignoring warnings repeatedly and insisting on infighting.

Spoiler: Gay stuff

Holy Shit! Rekieta sent someone a super chat! And bro, the PILOT IS TOO BUSY LISTENING TO OTHER PILOTS NOT CRASHING THE PLANE WHILE YOU FUCK!

Fucking greatest lolcow ever. I cant wait for this to hit the evening news. I wonder if a concerned "teacher" or "member of the church" from this thread is going to contact the press to break this story wide open? Or maybe he will be investigated by the FAA? Its so over for this degen who let his girlfriend's husband feed his daughter coke&spagetti-o's.

This resulted in a threadban. I rarely threadban normal users. Before doing so, I asked the opinions of two other jannies and it was unanimous.
He then moved to Ethan Ralph's thread to instigate the same gay bullshit. I decided to joke about it, but he didn't take it well so I made a meme, told him to open up a "talk to staff" if he's so mad.

You're forgetting the best part about a Columbia trip... easily accessible, reasonably cheap, and mostly legal cocaine. Fuck the pill stream...

Then theres always the chance of him thinking he can get a few keys through customs into Mexico.

Dont worry. AltisticRight is a an austistic retard who hates anyone who says anything they dont fully endorse. I'm waiting for the FOIA. And they are not beyond abusing their janny "power" to deny anyone with a differing opinion. If you say anthing they dont like you will find yourself thread banned. I bet this very message gets banned.

That was not enough. It reached critical mass after a few days ago, he inserted himself into the happenings thread posting about literally nothing -- Nicholas Rekieta eating a burrito gayly. His post was deleted by the admins and they opened up DMs to warn him about "Community Infighting".

19th of June, 2024:

Unlike Rekieta Balldo-suckers reports of alleged "Children testing positive for cocaine" BossmanJack has actually gotten his $185,000

Using Community Happenings as a proxy for a one-sided sperg war is quite new.

Evidently, the antics of one single butthurt user turned two threads against each other. Many people frequent both threads and wanted nothing to do with this.
Many who frequent one of the two threads also wants nothing to do with this. It's the actions of just one person, and I suppose he got what he wanted in the end.
Admittedly, I started to make fun of him as well since March instead of ignoring him. So I didn't help.

Spoiler: So called rigging.

There was no intent to release the MANdy stuff during LOTY. It was released before that.
14 December 2023: MANdy
29 December 2023: voting begins
It's an entire two weeks. If we wanted to rig stuff, we'd release that on the same day voting starts. I didn't vote for 2022 where Luke stole it from Ethan Ralph, so I wasn't even personally aware of LOTY. My activity on the site is usually low during the Christmas holidays.

Regardless of that, he was going to win anyway.
2023: page 1068
2023, right before MANdy: 2731
2023, end: 2844
That's 1663 pages before MANdy and 1776 up until the end of 2023, in a year. BMJ's thread is at 1868 right now, thought it was made in August of 2023 but I can't be bothered to get something better.

Also:

Uninstall Discord. This shit is pretty gay.

So what now?
Let's put an end to this gay shit.
1. No need to intentionally neg-rate BMJ related happenings. I have done that too (only to this user), I will stop.
2. Don't complain about the quality of happenings. What you find boring, such as Nick Rekieta doing X or Austin losing Y amount, others might find amusing. It's fine.
3. Don't say "BMJ/Rekieta is boring". I don't care what their thread says, we can stop it here. I know I'm pretty guilty too and none of it helped.
4. About LOTY, there is a pretty solid chance that Nicholas Rekieta will not be nominated at all. This will upset a lot of people, but it is what it is. I personally think there's solid arguments for or against this, it's up to the admins. It's not December yet so things might change.

The second lot:​

A few users here, I won't name anyone because you know who you are, seems to be genuinely angry at this guy. Whether you're a former fan or just principled, it's not worth it.
- He's not going to die
- He's not going to lose his channel over "nicker" being read out by his pedo TTS, that's idiotic
- There won't be parole violations if he does stupid stuff on stream, unless he drinks or does drugs
- Aaron and Nicholas both suck, it's not mutually exclusive. Calling one of them out doesn't mean you're the fan of the other.
- Stop vandalising CGoody's memorial thing and stop "@[SEAN!!! or Aaron etc.] it would be funny if"... it's not
- If you see a thing on r/steeltoeboringshow and think it's gay, don't do the equivalent to it!
- "Gassing up" people like Aaron (and Kurt to a lesser extent) won't hurt Nick. It's just going to make you sound ridiculous.
For most, it's funny. But some are reaching DSP dentractor levels of retardation.
This thread is so massive, we do need something similar to desTINY and Lucas' threads, which sums up to less pages. I'll see if I can get Null to add something. If I can, there will be a funny thing too (I hope).
That's all. Enjoy your weekend. I hate to be this guy.

tl;dr????

1. STOP INFIGHTING NIGGERS
2. Laugh at Rekieta, don't get upset over him
3. Fuck all of you niggers

I am thinking about running a dumb side project: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-julays-2025-pre-show-discussion.219769/post-21449019
We can make a 3D printable Balldo trophy for his dual wins.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

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>Aaron Imholte touches a fridge, its value x3
>Cop touches A. Rekieta's scalp, gets more cocaine from her hair than what's on his glove

What an own.

double posting nigger tranny janny