Scene: A City Council meeting. MAYOR RICHARD STONE, of WINNEMMUCCA, NEVADA, is standing next to a large poster, veiled with a white sheet. RUSSELL GREER stands front and center in the audience.
MAYOR STONE: Well, Mr. Greer, we heard your presentation regarding entertainment venues for the miners that will be coming to our town, and we took it under advisement. As a result, we acquired all the properties on Baud Street, and we plan on using them for an entertainment venue, for the miners.
RUSSELL GREER (jigging up and down in excitement): MRRGGPPHHHFPF!
MAYOR STONE: Today, we're please to announce our plans to build...(whips sheet off of the poster, revealing an architectural plan) one GIANT Dave and Buster's! Isn't that great? The miners will love it!
RUSSELL GREER shits his pants and faints, leaking drool and poop all over the floor.
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