Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[CoomerTine]

Kurt is now interviewing one of Turtleboys lawyers who also attempted to join the Karen Read defense team but the judge disallowed it

Suffah Baldo Boy!

 

[PrestonHolt]

At this point I only hope that Josh will get BCF and start streaming it while Nick is live "lawsplaining" or however doing nitrous is called.

 

[Captain Manning]

Chat on Kick immediately speculates it is EWU Bodycam

Refresh my memory: They were the ones that got the Chris-Chan arrest bodycam, right?

If they are helping, that's a positive development. Have patience and faith.

Kurt is now interviewing one of Turtleboys lawyers who also attempted to join the Karen Read defense team but the judge disallowed it

Suffah Baldo Boy!

And climbing...

 

[AnOminous]

I began to tire of Nick when he started the late night jerk off sessions with Ty during Weeb Wars.

The gloss was already seriously starting to wear off, but the really glaring moment was when they had a stream the night of the fatal filing that torpedoed the case, smugly drinking and jacking each other off, only to submit a sloppy, half-assed filing after the deadline.

That was before Sam Johnson had even looked at the notary signatures and realized it was physically impossible for Ty to have taken them all on the same day while physically present, as he signed under oath that he had.

4. About LOTY, there is a pretty solid chance that Nicholas Rekieta will not be nominated at all. This will upset a lot of people, but it is what it is. I personally think there's solid arguments for or against this, it's up to the admins. It's not December yet so things might change.

I think he should be given some kind of Lifetime Achievement Award, maybe a recurring Balldo-themed memorial award, and anyone who gets that award is disqualified from LOTY. This award should be strictly for past LOTY winners.

I really also think back to back LOTY wins should be banned.

 

[Vibralldo]

I think he should be given some kind of Lifetime Achievement Award, maybe a recurring Balldo-themed memorial award, and anyone who gets that award is disqualified from LOTY. This award should be strictly for past LOTY winners.

I really also think back to back LOTY wins should be banned.

I agree, we really need to give Nick a lifetime achievement award of some kind

 

[Lonely khan]

I honestly agree.
However, it'd be way fucking funnier if April did a full BPD heelturn and agreed to it. Maybe @Fapcop is her new boyfriend.

Fapcop only has one true love brother. That's why it's meant to be, Fapcop wouldnt pull a Nick and go after steeltoe seconfs. Fapcop would give Kayla a loving life filled with TNG boxsets and free of balldo induced bleeding. Don't ruin something wholesome like the love of a man who is bad at making change but good at making Kayla the center of his psychosis.

 

[AltisticRight]

I dunno man. It's looking like Bossmanjack may have just did exactly that.

To be fair to Austin, he's a repeat offender, posted drugs on his discord and openly said fuck the rules imposed on him. The cops hate that.
Yeah I know, I do lurk his thread.

I don't think skelly would do that, but what do I know? I've said a lot of shit that the opposite happened, which includes his thread dying in 2024, just before all the coke streams.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Kayla's family if I had to guess
Aaron wouldn't be interesting as help

Kayla's family would not want more drama. Just look at what her mother and step-father have posted online. They obviously deeply care for her and the children. Nick they may hate, but they would not strike at him by humiliating Kayla.

This is probably the EWU crew helping, or less likely, April.

I think he should be given some kind of Lifetime Achievement Award, maybe a recurring Balldo-themed memorial award, and anyone who gets that award is disqualified from LOTY. This award should be strictly for past LOTY winners.

I really also think back to back LOTY wins should be banned.

In my opinion, he needs to have one more go of it, then be retired. Nick is just too much of a cow to be disqualified now if the BCF is released this year.

As for the Lolcow hall of fame (or whatever we call it) it needs to be officiated by Josh or someone official to induct members. Having a democratic election for it would be too much like two separate categories of LOTY. It needs to be developed more.

 

[Sneed Force One]

In my opinion, he needs to have one more go of it, then be retired. Nick is just too much of a cow to be disqualified now if the BCF is released this year.

I agree with Nick being awarded the "Lifetime" award if he gets 1st place, which automatically gets him disqualified and the actual LOTY going to another.

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

You got your shot @Fapcop, on discount from $50! I say go for it.

 

[AnOminous]

Speaking for myself, I have expressed low enthusiasm for the FBI/hacking shit. I hope it happens, but I'm not holding my breath.

While on paper it's a bunch of pretty serious felonies, I could easily see whoever drew the short straw and got to investigate it concluding that it is just a gross and intensely homosexual lover's spat and not worth pursuing.

Thus far, Aaron hasn't pursued legal action, and we all know why. It would be considered legitimately gay and even verboten within the Dabbleverse and the wider comics community.

Who cares what the Dabbleverse thinks? Nick is a thief. If someone is quite literally stealing money from someone, I have no problem with them saying fuck you, pay me.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

In my opinion, he needs to have one more go of it, then be retired. Nick is just too much of a cow to be disqualified now if the BCF is released this year.

As for the Lolcow hall of fame (or whatever we call it) it needs to be officiated by Josh or someone official to induct members. Having a democratic election for it would be too much like two separate categories of LOTY. It needs to be developed more.

Nick needs that 3-peat like a real champ.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I agree with Nick being awarded the "Lifetime" award if he gets 1st place, which automatically gets him disqualified and the actual LOTY going to another.

I like this compromise.

Perhaps in future this is how one enters the LHoF--winning two years in a row--and that such an award disqualifies running in future LOTY polls. This allows people to vote for exceptional cows 2 years in a row, but makes sure that no one cow can monopolise LOTY. It gives the fans of the cow a special distinction and a good sendoff, while it keeps the field open for new cows. It also gives the disappointed fans of the losing cows a better chance in upcoming years.

 

[Sneed Force One]

If Null releases it on the Arrest-iversary, I will personally fund a banana pepper pizza.

As I strongly believe the footage will come soon(ish) and highly commend the efforts made to secure it.
I cut my hand, and bind myself by blood signature, the value of a good pizza day.

 

[Sloppa]

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As I strongly believe the footage will come soon(ish) and highly commend the efforts made to secure it.
I cut my hand, and bind myself by blood signature, the value of a good pizza day.

On a side note, after looking at some similar situations in Minnesota, it seems like the state is very good at protecting the privacy of their citizens, if this happened in Florida they would have published the bodycam the moment Rekieta implied the police planted cocaine. Rekieta is so lucky, imagine having a media circus *before* his trial?

 

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4. About LOTY, there is a pretty solid chance that Nicholas Rekieta will not be nominated at all. This will upset a lot of people, but it is what it is. I personally think there's solid arguments for or against this, it's up to the admins. It's not December yet so things might change.

WHAT
People our democracy is under attack. I can only assume all jannys are Russian assets at this point.

I agree with others that some kind of lifetime achievement award would be a good way to do it. Perhaps a gold plated cuck chair for him to watch all subsequent LOTYs from.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

null will get the footage because in the end there is legitimate public interest in releasing it. nick accused the state of lying and planting evidence. he said it/insinuated/had others say it because he knows most of his spectators, both fans and haters, are skeptical of government and could believe it. nick is the one who said reality is the opposite of what the state used to convict him, so the state needs to show us the evidence.

 

[Captain Manning]

What is this sorcery?!?!



Kurt has 6.8k live views!

But... but... he has a micropenis... and stuff!

This MUST be more government corruption at work!

 

[AnOminous]

nick is the one who said reality is the opposite of what the state used to convict him, so the state needs to show us the evidence.

Well, they don't have to, but I hope nool (or our secret benefactor) is willing to go forward with litigation over it if necessary and likely to succeed. I don't think they're actually deliberately stonewalling us at this point, though, and if they don't turn it over it won't be out of recalcitrance but simply that they believe they aren't allowed to.

 

[porkWellington]

Regarding LotY, I believe a Cow who won should only be considered again if they did something to top what they did to win initially. The only way Nick's topping it is if he gets arrested for pissing hot or the State actually grabs him on the shit he stole from Aaron's accounts. Maybe if the body cam footage reveals some real embarrassing Easter-egg shit like a cutout of Legal Mindset and LegalBytes head's on the wall in Nick's bedroom where he fucked April. I think he'll go the boring route of feminine streams where he makes fun of Sean and Kurt for the rest of the year.