"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Null]

Null singles out Pippa for the same reason he dislikes Jim, or anyone else who exists in the same sphere as the forum but doesn't give it deference. I don't think it's about anything more than that. Untrustworthy people who see this pattern (like PPP) notice this and then go hard in the other direction, glazing to get on good terms. I hope that as the forum grows and Null is able to secure stable funding, less emphasis is put on finding "friends of the forum".

"if you think masturbating pedophiles openly opining for child tummy and body as erotic is bad, you're just jealous"

cope nigger

 

[Jobama]

I don’t know why Josh feels like he needs to apologize every time he talks about bossman. I don’t follow him that much in his thread but he’s easily one of the funniest people he covers.

@Null will we ever get another coin run? Could do it in something like copper so as not to devalue the first run.

He said before that the previous one was such a hassle that he’s not going to do one again.

 

[Null]

It's due to it being a distorted variant of an older meme

There is no fucking evolution, the pedo chimps see a child on screen and go "UOH" because it autocompletes the sentence "UOH CHILD TUMMY AND BODY EROTIC". Honestly just fucking hang yourself you dumb fag

I honestly can't even believe you fucking people can defend this shit, it's fucking unreal to me, what the fuck is wrong with you? Just say you like loli and my moralfagging is irrelevant to you and if anything makes you support your favorite loli bunny girl even more; stop this intellectually dishonest gaslighting you FREAK

 

[iguanahatshroom]

Unfortunately I think the meme has breached containment where enough of my friends have dropped that meme out of context that the friend-enemy-distinction is all out of whack.

I had a 40 year old female coworker who literally thought it’s the face you make when you see something cute. I never even knew how to explain that to someone so occasionally I get flash banged by “Uoouuhh” and it’s a picture of an elephant helping a cat out of a well or something.

genuine cognitohazard.

Looks like cute aggression.

Others have hypothesized that the feelings of aggression may be a coping mechanism for the brain to regulate overwhelming positive emotions, similar to how people may cry when happy or laugh when uncomfortable. "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cute_aggression#cite_note-:1-4"

Stavropoulos, Katherine K. M.; Alba, Laura A. (2018-12-04). ""It's so Cute I Could Crush It!": Understanding Neural Mechanisms of Cute Aggression". Frontiers in Behavioral Neuroscience. 12: 300. doi:10.3389/fnbeh.2018.00300. ISSN 1662-5153. PMC 6288201. PMID 30564109.

 

[Drama Fan]

Did I miss a coin run? How did the 2023 coin look like?
I know the ones that were minted in 2021(around when Chris Chan fucked his mother)

No, that was the striking die from the first and only coin run which famously had no problems and went exactly as planned.

 

[Miller]

she cheekily says is "3 years old, in bunny years",

The pink rabbit is "3" but it's not in years. Every year she adds another 3, then a letter and an emoji if I'm not mistaken. She did say recently that her character is not loli.
As for her not bringing up the sektur anymore, it's probably something that came from Sakana as the company got bigger, and also the fact that not every member of Phase is into that side of the Internet culture.
Sorry if this has already been answered, I'm still at the page 3263

 

[A Real Snorlax]

can someone explain to me what "touching the third rail" means im assuming its like "going nuclear" or "letting the genie out" but i dont know

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

can someone explain to me what "touching the third rail" means im assuming its like "going nuclear" or "letting the genie out" but i dont know

On a subway, the third rail is highly energized. Touching it is the equivalent to putting a power line in your mouth.

In context, it means being a retard and sticking your dick in the blender.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

can someone explain to me what "touching the third rail" means im assuming its like "going nuclear" or "letting the genie out" but i dont know

The third rail is the rail on a railway that is electrical charged and might kill you. Touching it is purposely touching something that is obviously harmful to you. It basically means "kicking the hornets nest" or "putting your hands in the fire" you're touching something that will just cause you problems.

 

[volatile puar]

can someone explain to me what "touching the third rail" means im assuming its like "going nuclear" or "letting the genie out" but i dont know

"The third rail" is a reference to electrified railroads which have two rails for the train to roll on and a third rail in the middle to provide power, in real life touching the third rail is likely to kill you. Lolicon and shotacon are referred to as the third rail on this website in terms of anime and vtuber discussion because they inevitably cause shit-flinging.

 

[Null]

can someone explain to me what "touching the third rail" means im assuming its like "going nuclear" or "letting the genie out" but i dont know

It is a political expression that means to discuss an issue that is so divisive there is no possible way to benefit from discussing it. Lolicon is 3rd rail because the two opposing perspectives are pro-1A and anti-pedophilia. You either look anti-1A or pro-pedophilia regardless of what position you take.

 

[Sneeds]

Josh if you’re gonna make a new coin run, make it bossman

 

[The Lawgiver]

There is no fucking evolution, the pedo chimps see a child on screen and go "UOH" because it autocompletes the sentence "UOH CHILD TUMMY AND BODY EROTIC". Honestly just fucking hang yourself you dumb fag

I honestly can't even believe you fucking people can defend this shit, it's fucking unreal to me, what the fuck is wrong with you? Just say you like loli and my moralfagging is irrelevant to you and if anything makes you support your favorite loli bunny girl even more; stop this intellectually dishonest gaslighting you FREAK

You're the one gaslighting right now by constantly framing it like I'm defending something I keep saying is fucking abhorrent. This is actual derangement levels of shit please fucking stop this. I HAVE CONSISTENTLY SAID THAT THE USAGE IN QUESTION IS BAD. PEDOPHILLIA IS FUCKING HORRID. STOP FUCKING FRAMING IT LIKE I'M SAYING OTHERWISE . THE POST YOU QUOTED IS LITERALLY IS SAYING THAT IT'S BAD PEDO SHIT REFERENCING THE "CHILD TUMMY" SHIT IN THE PIPPA CASE. IT'S BAD, I KEEP SAYING IT'S BAD, YOU THEN RESPOND TO IT LIKE I'M FRAMING IT AS GOOD. Please for the love of fucking god don't pull this underhanded bullshit. I'm tired of threads post 2024 devolving into people flinging pedo accusations at each other even when actual fucking pedo shit gets talked about and people all agree it's pedo shit being talked about, and you getting in on this behavior of all people just fucking hurts.

I need to really hammer shit home here, so I'm highlighting this shit too like a fucking autist in the hopes you actually read. I am not a fucking pedophile. I do not want to fuck kids. I do not approve of "uoh child erotic" or the mispronounced "uh oh child erotic " you kept using that me pointing out somehow spiraled into constant framing like i'm somehow supportive of this shit. Agreeing with you while also pointing out a mispronunciation due to knowing about older memes is not fucking gaslighting you. I am not trying to, nor have I ever been trying to frame the "uouh child erotic" as an innocent thing. I have CONSISTENTLY fucking pointed this out, and each time it gets fucking spun like I'm somehow trying to frame it as ok. To frame it like I am totally ok with pedo stuff despite all prior evidence is "gaslighting", and I would very much appreciate it if you cut that shit out, please.

If you're gonna keep up like this, just remove the "archive everything" motto and replace it with "why do you care?" shit because history doesn't matter, actual posts don't matter, people can literally agree shits bad and point out additional shit and that somehow that makes them supportive of the bad thing by some fucking retarded pedo magic or something.

Josh if you’re gonna make a new coin run, make it bossman

I can see the potential there.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Josh if you’re gonna make a new coin run, make it bossman

that's just inviting the world to make Bossman actually fuck a dude (non consensually) to mirror the mother fucking arc chris went through

 

[Null]

If you're gonna keep up like this, just remove the "archive everything" motto and replace it with "why do you care?" shit because history doesn't matter, actual posts don't matter, people can literally agree shits bad and point out additional shit and that somehow that makes them supportive of the bad thing by some fucking retarded pedo magic or something.

there is no history to this you fucking stupid monkey fuck, the meaning today is the same meaning it had 10 years ago, the only difference is how bold people are in using it now

 

[McKennai]

It is a political expression that means to discuss an issue that is so divisive there is no possible way to benefit from discussing it. Lolicon is 3rd rail because the two opposing perspectives are pro-1A and anti-pedophilia. You either look anti-1A or pro-pedophilia regardless of what position you take.

So basically a Catch-22 in that sense.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

*snip*

Stop making an ass out of yourself and everyone on your side you fucking dumb retard. Listen to my earlier advice and shut the fuck up.

 

[The Lawgiver]

there is no history to this you fucking stupid monkey fuck, the meaning today is the same meaning it had 10 years ago, the only difference is how bold people are in using it now

Ok so we went from "no only the recent pedo meme exists and the over a decade old memes of screaming in a similar manner didnt exist and it's pronounced uh oh" to "no there is no history and it had the same meaning always and all screaming memes where some guy is screaming and crying are just pedo ones!"

I'm fucking losing it man this shits unrealistic. All I can say is I FUCKING HATE PEDOPHILES man.

Stop making an ass out of yourself and everyone on your side you fucking dumb retard. Listen to my earlier advice and shut the fuck up.

You snipped without reading, and fucking did exactly what I pointed out was happening. Actually read my shit and stop framing it like I'm supporting shit I actively said I don't support in every fucking post that gets replied with framing it like I'm somehow supporting it.

 

[Null]

Ok so we went from "no only the recent pedo meme exists and the over a decade old memes of screaming in a similar manner didnt exist and it's pronounced uh oh" to "no there is no history and it had the same meaning always and all screaming memes where some guy is screaming and crying are just pedo ones!"

I have literally no idea what you're trying to say. "UOH " is a meme referencing a tweet about children being erotic and there is no other meme being conflated and there is no meme being evolved from.

There was a meme about pedophilia from when I used /b/. There was a bear, called Pedobear, and the joke was that he was a bear that wanted to fuck children. It had something to do with 2ch, I forget the origin story. People would post him in jailbait threads and then the meme evolved to be a Tom and Jerry style feud with Chris Hansen, because To Catch a Predator was very popular at the time. The other part of this meme was that a lot of people on /b/ at the time were teenagers so while the jailbait is really gross in retrospect a lot of the posters were about the same age.

This uoh shit is all adults and there's no other shoe falling. The joke is that there is no joke: child tummy erotic. It's a memetic dogwhistle.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

You snipped without reading, and fucking did exactly what I pointed out was happening. Actually read my shit and stop framing it like I'm supporting shit I actively said I don't support in every fucking post that gets replied with framing it like I'm somehow supporting it.

Don’t fucking talk about it at all in any way that may sound sympathetic. You will not win. My advice was to not argue it you dumb fuck.

It had something to do with 2ch, I forget the origin story.

It was originally ASCII art based on the character of Kuma from the Tekken series, renamed “Kumā”.

Spoiler: Deformed

∩＿＿＿∩
|ノ ヽ
/ ● ● | クマ──！！
| (_●_) ミ
彡､ |∪| ､｀＼
/ ＿＿ ヽノ /´> )
(＿＿＿） / (_／
| /
| ／＼ ＼
| / ) )
∪ （ ＼
＼＿)

Due to the fact that the character, in comics and such, was depicting regularly hanging out with kids and such, the Pedobear persona was born.
Enjoy this old (2005?) 2chan .swf animation featuring Kumā.