Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[RodgerDodger]

Bossman's only hope (for lolcow of the year after being eliminated so early) is to go on the lam. Make a run for it. Stage a 5 state police chase that ends in a fiery plunge off a bridge in Florida. Be the man you know know you can be Austin. Fuck Everybody's Mom's and become a Legend.

 

[Looney Troons]

It is funny to me how this season sucked while he was AustinGambles, but the moment he went back to being Bossmanjack, it ended up being one of the best ever.

Gonna miss this tard… again

 

[break these cuffs]

Bossman's only hope (for lolcow of the year after being eliminated so early) is to go on the lam. Make a run for it. Stage a 5 state police chase that ends in a fiery plunge off a bridge in Florida. Be the man you know know you can be Austin. Fuck Everybody's Mom's and become a Legend.

He needs to use that crypto to buy an RV. Road trip accross the US getting kicked out of Walmart parking lots and dodging lot lizards. The only real obstacle is not being able to call someone up for crack deliveries.

 

[Wild Wild Sonichu]

It is funny to me how this season sucked while he was AustinGambles, but the moment he went back to being Bossmanjack, it ended up being one of the best ever.

Gonna miss this tard… again

If you don't like me at my Austingambles, you don't deserve me at my Bossmanjack

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

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God I'm going to miss this bastard for a month when they come to pick him up next week.

 

[EzRolling]

He needs to use that crypto to buy an RV. Road trip accross the US getting kicked out of Walmart parking lots and dodging lot lizards. The only real obstacle is not being able to call someone up for crack deliveries.

I mean if he just buys a normal looking Promaster with solar he’d be alright. Walmart and Planet Finess don’t tend to kick out people. I’d say the biggest problem is the loud music, screaming, smashing of things and smell of drugs. That shit will get cops rollin up.

That would honestly be a really interesting saga but that’s about as likely as the elusive Civic.

 

[drachenbarde]

AustinGambles is a pussy

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

AustinGambles is a pussy

thats why i like twitchbossmanjack, he fucks the pussy.

 

[EzRolling]

Think once it is known BMJ is arrested the poll should probably be updated for guesses on the length of his prison term. Maybe a gambling pool in honor of all his wagers and broken items.

 

[MadStan]

Im sorry to say, but Ratdad is the reason for Bossman, and is a weak willed beaten down fat man who should have slapped the shit out of Bossman instead of calling the cops on him.

As for the people Bossman conned? They're retarded and deserved it. He is an obvious and known entity who will never pay you back because he is, you guessed it, a cracked out degenerate gambler.

I like him and I feel bad for him, and will miss him while he's in the slammer. And when he gets out he'll be the same crackhead degenerate that I like. I get why others hate him, my girl despises him, but I can't help but like him.

Blaming parents for how a "man" turned out when all they did was feed, housed, educate and paid his bills is kind of funny - it isn't like they raped him or used him for slave labor, got divorced and he was raised in a broken home... you're blaming them for him being a total loser whereas many with that kind of care turn out to be well-off people who are a benefit to society. Some people are born cunts and it is nature versus nurture where the genes play out and guess what? They are just born cunts.

So BMJ is an asshole for threatening his dad, and you're saying his father is bad because he DOESN'T beat him? People who get conned are usually good types looking to help their fellow man and don't deserve to be conned. Again, you're blaming the victim instead of the perp. And yeah sure, people should be smarter who they help, but that's no excuse for an actual criminal acting like a criminal is it?

You say you "like him" and that's your business, but why you feel bad for a guy that is absolutely 100% the root cause of anything bad in his life is at least, curious given that virtually everyone around him who helps him gets trashed by this guy, stepped on, ripped off and abused. Did it occur to you some of the people he ripped off also "liked him"? Usually one gets help from people who like them enough to help, which makes his betrayals to them all the more distasteful.

I'm not here to put you down for how you feel about he guy, so don't get me wrong, peace.

Edit: People who loaned him money and also juiced him contacted him when he was up 300,000 and were told to get fucked. That tells you what a low life the guy really is.

 

[troonshine]

>bossman segment ruined again

 

[Poonocchio]

Gambling Streams
Unfortunately, I do not have the exact date on which he started doing these streams, but looking at the dates of clips of him losing on Twitch you can say that he started somewhere in 2022, the time when gambling streams, in general, became a big thing.

In preperation for our inevitable BMJ drought I thought I'd go back to the OP where I watched this clip from 2022BC (Before Crack) and now I'm feeling some type of way.

 

[NachtRuhe]

Im sorry to say, but Ratdad is the reason for Bossman, and is a weak willed beaten down fat man who should have slapped the shit out of Bossman instead of calling the cops on him.

As for the people Bossman conned? They're retarded and deserved it. He is an obvious and known entity who will never pay you back because he is, you guessed it, a cracked out degenerate gambler.

I like him and I feel bad for him, and will miss him while he's in the slammer. And when he gets out he'll be the same crackhead degenerate that I like. I get why others hate him, my girl despises him, but I can't help but like him.

Idk if its bait, but what do you like about him? Im curious because ive seen this sentiment couple times now. I understand he might look cool to teens and niggers, but is it more than the manchildish flexing and laughing at him being toxic to people, that little kids adore? I think its entertaining, but i wouldnt say it makes him likeable, if you enjoy that, more power to you, im just really curious why someone would watch him and say yeah i like this dude.

 

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[Poonocchio]

Idk if its bait, but what do you like about him? Im curious because ive seen this sentiment couple times now. I understand he might look cool to teens and niggers, but is it more than the manchildish flexing and laughing at him being toxic to people, that little kids adore?

He is a beloved and sacred cow that provides some of the finest produced milk of which the Farms have ever seen. He is funny. Stop being weird, pussy.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

In preperation for our inevitable BMJ drought I thought I'd go back to the OP where I watched this clip from 2022BC (Before Crack) and now I'm feeling some type of way.

There will be no drought. We have months worth of film and creative minds and the tools to make new content with that combination.
Someone make a channel for that content and Boss will have a nice little nest egg to gamble with when he gets out in like, what's he on the line for now. 5 years? 10?

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

You had a faggot previously friendly with the site (he used us as his trollshield) now going after the site. On some level, he's basically Keffals. He defended us from Luke's cabal by taking the baton from him.
It's just a funny poll, stop taking it so seriously. Skelly winning in no way makes BMJ less interesting to follow. You want to know what's not interesting for either threads? Constantly bringing this up.

Bro the near-daily community happenings posts at the time, mostly made by you, amounted to little more than:

Rekeita got drunk on stream again.

Rekeita was late to stream again.

Rekeita, who has no culinary experience, made a disappointing looking lunch yesterday.

I'm not expressing anger that Bossman lost, I'm expressing confusion about how he lost to Rackets in an otherwise extremely boring year.

 

[NachtRuhe]

He is a beloved and sacred cow that provides some of the finest produced milk of which the Farms have ever seen. He is funny. Stop being weird, pussy.

OHHHHH MISS POONOCHIO OHHH DTPN
Also beloved for what reason, think about it. Its because he provides the best milk, not because hes a likeable dude behind all the degenerate behavior.

Did it occur to you some of the people he ripped off also "liked him"?

Interestingly this is something that happens with every lolcow. People feel bad about them or think they arent that bad, they try to get close and get burned. That is why im a firm believer in just staying away and enjoying the rollercoaster. No gay ops or feeling bad so you sit in his discord and slurp it up in the hopes he notices you. Most cows are their own worst rat anyway.

 

[AgarthaCrack]

ITS OVER

 

[Punished Neco]

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ITS OVER

Our secret rat Discord has been uncovered.
Now Bossman will know who all the rats are