Off-Topic Post Like You're a Troon - How well do you pass as a troon?

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Drumpf and MAGA think they can stop us from being trans... they've got an another thing coming!
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> "Guys, help! I'm really worried about the postsurgical slough from my mastectomy. Is this normal or do I need to call my surgeon?"
> Chat: What's happening king?
> Me: *posts pic related*
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Hey bros,

I want to preface that I do NOT regret top surgery at all. It was medically necessary and I'm so happy I convinced my parents to pay for it.

However, I'm kind of confused about some of the incisions.... it seems there was some kind of hashtag pattern made? And what looks suspiciously like X's and O's in between? In fact, you can see three O's in a row in pic number 15. I'm sure it's some kind of medical necessity.

Also, fun story to tell my grandkids: my nipple fell off and my dog ate it. Oops! Well, I was never gonna use them anyway amirite?

Besides that, my euphoria has increased TENFOLD and I'm so happy I can finally wear all the dresses and makeup I wanted to!
 
Dear Sony,

I am a strong transwoman who was struck by your blatant transphobia via your transphobic game Parasite Eve. How dare you say mitochondria is only matrilineal? I demand that you update this game immediately to reflect that all mitochondria is valid and can pass on some world ending mutation. I look at my cell structure and feel such dysphoria due to the damage caused by your bigoted game. If you do not change it immediately my lawyer Big Al will be in touch.

Do better!
 
did you know that you can just smoke pure crack and you can get the same effects as HRT?
this will make you feel way more validated than that pussy ass doctor prescribed HRT.

crack will also lower your voice OR increase pitch so it validates BOTH sides! crack is gender neutral.
if you're a boy and take crack your voice will increase just like your favorite anime character, my favorite anime is bible black. ( IT"S NOT because of sexual content! i really like the story progression!!! read a book or don't talk to me )

if you're a girl and take loads of crack it's like it just knows you want to be a man and LOWERS your voice!
crack is the most gender neutral substance on earth, i hate that trump is cracking down on drugs because it really puts me and my pals at a loss, i can't believe they would take away such a valuable drug, they OBVIOUSLY hate gay people in america and this is why we need to revolt before it's too late.
 
Act like a tranny, you say?
Aight, lemme get into character...
Here we go.


"I'm a tranny, lookat me! I need constant attention or I'll die! If you don't pay attention to me, you're a nazi! Abraham Lincoln was gay! Kurt Cobain was trans! All the characters you enjoy? They NEED to be gay or it's bigotry. I CANNOT humanize anything that is NOT a tranny. God I love kids! I love them! I love KIIIIIDS.
I NEED kids to trans out or my people die! I need it! Accept me! Accept me! I'm a cute little anime girl just accept meeeeee!!! If you don't accept me I'll delete my FFXIV account and kill myself! Tell me I'm a woman, Tell me I am a dainty little girl that isn't a 45 year old man named Bill that never grew up and got addicted to porn and gooning!! I don't have mental issues.
I'm just a little girl stuck in a balding dad-bod!! It's my cute clitoris, not an unwashed micropenis!!! I DID NOT FAIL AS A MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Please!! I must hack up my body, but it's not enough; I need to hack up YOUR body and your KID's body! It's never enough! I cut my dick off and I must scream!! I don't care if these hormones are giving me osteoporosis and making my body smell like a fuckin' morgue. that's everybody else's problem!!
I couldn't find a girl that would put up with my degeneracy so I BECAME THE GIRL, treat me like one!! I am NOT retarded or autistic, I just like being a FURRY and other horrible things long before I decided to turn myself into a franken-man-woman!! WHY WILL NOBODY RESPECT ME!?"
 
My name is Lily Diamond (she/her) and I'm a 37 year old transwoman. I realized I was trans when I was 33 soon after my wife had given birth to our daughter. I ended up having to divorce my wife because she was a bigot who didn't support my true self. I began HRT when I was 35 and my bottom surgery is scheduled for next month. I'm hoping for 6 inches of depth! Other trans women on Reddit told me the surgery is perfectly safe and that everyone talking about "complications" from the surgery is a bigot.

I'm much more of a woman than any cis woman is. HRT has given me bigger tits than the majority of cis women have. My periods are so intense that I spend that time of the month doing nothing but lying in bed, eating chocolate, and crying. I carry tampons in my purse in case I'm in a public bathroom and another woman asks me for a spare tampon. Nobody has ever asked me for a tampon before though but us women need to stick together. I also recently bought my first pair of high heels and a dress with a spinny skirt! I'm clearly a woman and anyone who says I'm a "man" is a bigot.
 
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