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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 523 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 182 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,034
I'm scraping Twitter for any BG2 updates.
Sodaman posted this, that's the original BG music composer:
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Dining room has cleaned up nicely. Jet shared the exact same picture with this to say:
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Jules, Kiwi Farms lurker, friend of Sodaman and Bitchtank contestant, is still there:
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Jules said her hand looks like that because of fabric dye. If true, they're making costumes too.
No major news, they're still out there building sets and they're probably all sleeping in the S3 house.
Apparently Xavier himself returned to his discord and gave a few updates that check with what you posted.
 
Burt vs Jon 3.webp
Burt vs Jon 4.webp
 
While funny to think about, it would in reality be just Jon mogging Burt. Burt can shit talk online but he's a physically inept homo who freaks out easily and wouldn't be able to deal with having Jon in his face.
The ego boost of Jon mogging a large black man with muscle implants is a beautiful arc to his inevitable lolcow mental break either on show or post-show.
 
The ego boost of Jon mogging a large black man with muscle implants is a beautiful arc to his inevitable lolcow mental break either on show or post-show.
Burt might be able to take advantage of jons main weakness though, his closeted homosexuality.
either way i think it would be entertaining no doubt
 
The ego boost of Jon mogging a large black man with muscle implants is a beautiful arc to his inevitable lolcow mental break either on show or post-show.
Burt's really good at getting under Jon's skin online, but that's not really hard to do. Production needs to bring them both to Schitty so they can beef in person. Imagine Jon shouting the laws of Leviticus to Burt in his Elmer Fudd accent while Burt autistically screeches and stomps his feet.

That's content.
 
Burt's really good at getting under Jon's skin online
He really isn't. Jon does this shit all the time, last June he spent the whole entire time shitting on Lance and Letty because he felt it would help drive interest for Bloodgames, he hosted Twitter spaces while Shadi was claiming sexual assault from Jimmy where he would cut her off mid sentence to promote ADL and he shit on Alex B asking him to box him for a month to help promote False Hawks and he is probably doing it again. Jon can be downright wetarded at times but he knows that fishtank and reality TV thrive off of drama which is why he was always a good fish.
 
He really isn't. Jon does this shit all the time, last June he spent the whole entire time shitting on Lance and Letty because he felt it would help drive interest for Bloodgames, he hosted Twitter spaces while Shadi was claiming sexual assault from Jimmy where he would cut her off mid sentence to promote ADL and he shit on Alex B asking him to box him for a month to help promote False Hawks and he is probably doing it again. Jon can be downright wetarded at times but he knows that fishtank and reality TV thrive off of drama which is why he was always a good fish.
You have a point. Jon understands the meta better than most former fish despite his incompetence.
 
Ironically Jon had more stuff scheduled and executed per day than Season 1 of fishtank by far but nobody gave a shit. It took Jet a full year to realize the value of blocking out each day with content.
Jon himself probably had little to do with that, not that it matters either way because most of what they tried to execute fell through. On the other hand, the wiggers do a lot of things on the fly a lot better than the ADL crew so can get away with less prep.
 
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