Inactive Chance Carmichael / AFatChance / 600goingon700 / 700goingon800 / idontwantthisbutok - Fat dead retard who got off on being a fat retard and made people mad

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Look, people. Chance Carmichael is fucking cute. I know you guys are gonna say he's fat, and he is, but sometimes it's fun to fuck a filthy pig and just watch him bounce around and shit. The thing about fat guys, and there's no way to say this without sounding like a total jackass, is that I'm really, really strong. I mean, I'm probably in like top 8% of strength compared to bodyweight of men on the planet. And chubby dudes are just not used to being with men who can toss them around, that experience is totally novel to them so you can honestly treat these dudes like trash and they'll always come back and be down to do it again a month later even though you literally didn't bother to send them a single text in the meantime. All you gotta do is grab their asses and lift (with your legs, not your back) and their faces will light up you just offered them a 12inch sub Quiznos. Basically what I'm saying is I'd put Chance Carmichael in a full nelson and then fuck him into oblivion.

the tattoos are embarrassing though, obviously.
 
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idontwantthisbutok said:
Yeah but you have to realize linking my full name so openly to my porn is an act of sabotage on my real life. If it's not send me your real name and I'll screenshot all your no-doubt-probably-heinous-shit and send it to your work and friends and family.
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It's weird that you assume I post heinous shit online after reading what I just wrote.
I don't have any porn online because I wouldn't want something like that traced back to me. See how easily that works?
Also no one is sending this thread to your friends or family, and you're probably not important enough to any of them to be vanity googling you to find it.
 
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idontwantthisbutok said:
Yeah but you have to realize linking my full name so openly to my porn is an act of sabotage on my real life. If it's not send me your real name and I'll screenshot all your no-doubt-probably-heinous-shit and send it to your work and friends and family.
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So showing your folds for everyone to see isn't self-sabotage, but talking about it is?
 
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PropaGONDA said:
Come on, we have eyes. I'm sure some of us remember that one video of you trying to fit through the hall door. You had to move sideways to even get through.
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Like the two foot door in my oldass house? Yeah. Here's the thing: y'all aren't alone. Most chasers think I'm bigger before we hook up in real life. I mean don't get me wrong I'm huge, but you'd be surprised by how well I can still get around.

ShiningPokeStar said:
Yeah, no. You sabotaged your own life that way.
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We can't all make shitty Pokémon fan art for a living.

Yellow Yam Scam said:
You've already posted more in two days than 90% of people here will post in a week. But I guess it makes sense considering you don't really have much going on. Oh well.
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Are you like the guy from million dollar extreme? Or just an eDgY reference to it? Either way it's sad.

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Look, people. Chance Carmichael is fucking cute. I know you guys are gonna say he's fat, and he is, but sometimes it's fun to fuck a filthy pig and just watch him bounce around and shit. The thing about fat guys, and there's no way to say this without sounding like a total jackass, is that I'm really, really strong. I mean, I'm probably in like top 8% of strength compared to bodyweight of men on the planet. And chubby dudes are just not used to being with men who can toss them around, that experience is totally novel to them so you can honestly treat these dudes like trash and they'll always come back and be down to do it again a month later even though you literally didn't bother to send them a single text in the meantime. All you gotta do is grab their asses and lift (with your legs, not your back) and their faces will light up you just offered them a 12inch sub Quiznos. Basically what I'm saying is I'd put Chance Carmichael in a full nelson and then fuck him into oblivion.

the tattoos are embarrassing though, obviously.
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This sounds hot, but I'm not a low self esteem fatty. Most chasers are surprised by how confident and dominant I am in bed. They're used to being with self-hating fatties who worship the ground they walk on. Also I only have one tattoo tho I want more.

Jan_Hus said:
Do you realize that you are fat sir?
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Yeah I made a living on it for a while. By the way I hope y'all realize I paid actual bills with a lot of that money. It wasn't like it all went straight to Arby's.
 
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idontwantthisbutok said:
This sounds hot, but I'm not a low self esteem fatty. Most chasers are surprised by how confident and dominant I am in bed. They're used to being with self-hating fatties who worship the ground they walk on. Also I only have one tattoo tho I want more.
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Dominant? You mean laying in bed like a beach whale?

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