Reviewtechusa / Richard Masucci

I was gonna say at least the tattooist did a good job until I clicked on the attachment and saw it up close. The pixel art parts look fine but Phil's face looks awful.
I mean if you look at what he was given for a canvas and ref image it's not that bad.
Rich: “What, this? Oh, it’s the face of this guy I make fun of online; it’s his face right after climax when he got done jerkin off on livestream”

Unfortunate stranger: “Please stay away from my children”
Enjoy explaining this to every single person who sees it for the rest of your life, Rich. Phil will never recover from this absolute felting!
This nigger never leaves the house, just like Phil. He won't have to really do much explaining till he's in the gutter begging for change to fund his weed seltzer addiction.
 
It'd be more understandable if he didn't do it. If your gonna kinda do it, why not do the original design and location. I really don't get the logic here.
I could understand changing the location because what's the point in getting an alogging tat if you realistically can't show it off, but the shittier design is such a copout. Did he change it to the simpler monochrome design because that's all his broke ass can afford?
 
Why wouldn't you get it on your ass? If someone said, "Mr. Manchester, you will get one million dollars if you get a tattoo of DSP anywhere you want", I would choose my ass the location. You know why? Because I can't see my ass and wouldn't have to look at Phil Burnell's face EVERY FUCKING TIME I LOOKED AT MY ARM.

God damn RTU is dumb.
 
DSP is above Dickers because not even DSP would brand himself with another man's face. This guy is as mental as he is boring.
Yeah no matter what you think about DSP compared to Dickers there isn't even a competition.
He's married, has his own home, and at least gets paid. Might be a pittance but bills are paid.
I mean it's not even JUST his face. It's him literally jerking off. Like fuck man.
 
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