Angry Banker
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The face he makes after saying 'I'm eating Subway today' is so demented. I hate that head motion he does
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The face he makes after saying 'I'm eating Subway today' is so demented. I hate that head motion he does
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I've been trying to phonebook that guy for the last few weeks, but a general channel name search pulled up nothing and he never talked in chat, guess he did today. The 1981 probably implies that hes 45 years old too.
Btw the MichaelKnightREAL guy who dropped 10 subs in kick is a dentractor sock trying to get daddy's attention.
Also if anyone hasn't noticed, Phil's Kick view chat has halved. Normally it's 60-80
The reason for that is ALT announced today that they were no longer going to be bringing attention to banned kick names since it was getting boring and it was paying Phil money with as much as people were watching his stream.
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It's fucking wild how many of DSPs unironic fans are gay furries.
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Imagine saying that eating fast food is more exciting than Rich making an idiot of himself to "own" DSP.
Do Not Touch Me Pls
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Is this some sock of a banned dent? It absolutely feels like someone he banned back in his pre-2024 eras and came donating with his real internet handle.
Lord_Point
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Trolls eating L after L, the king will be feasting at only the finest of trash tier sandwich shops today.
Imagine winning at life so hard you can just go to subway and eat all the day old lettuce and stale meat ten dollars can buy!
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As part of his buildup to this grim ceremonial feast, he’s been talking about how Subway has reformulated their food sourcing for greater freshness. Trolls BTFO.
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Phil tells a story about going to Pete's Super Subs like he's some kind of Connecticut Subway OG...but the business has been called Subway since 1968, and franchised in 1974.
Necrosan
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I'm on his side on this one, "a fat guy tattooed your orgasm face on his arm". Like what's he even supposed to say about that? I'd rather do anything else than to talk about it.
RTU could unironically kill himself and nothing of value would be lost. RTU paid to scar his body and Phil gets money to talk about it without harming his pristine pig skin. Who really lost here?
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"The whole two Jalapenos are too spicy."
Also WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
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This was the one time Phil should have done that stupid close-up stroking his patchy goatee and go ACK ACK ACK to Rich getting that tattoo.
fresh pair of socks
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Phil desperately trying to go viral attacking Subway's footlong cookie.
Clown Mode Activated.
Clown Mode Activated.
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Refuses to eat the food. Glad you weens and dents payed money for this. At this point, let your parents hold your money ‘cause you guys can’t make proper finance decisions at this point.
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[eats a small piece of Oreo]
"That is bizarre! That is extremely sweet! It tastes like pure sugar."
It's a fucking dessert sub. This nigger is retarded.
"That is bizarre! That is extremely sweet! It tastes like pure sugar."
It's a fucking dessert sub. This nigger is retarded.
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Gator_Aids
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Phil's really putting in the performance of a lifetime, screaming about Subway.
GibMoneyPls
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Trying to get clipped. Hope any clip channels end the video with a picture of his wife.
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Phil, people are just gonna think youre a nut job. And it'll go viral on other accounts that aren't yours lmao
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Holy shit, who heard of sugar in a desert?! Guess it’s okay to throw it away and laugh at the dents and weens who payed for this. God, this pig roach is ungrateful for anything
WhoaMoses
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ALT said on TBS they were doing one last tournament, think the gimmick is just starting to die, and I believe him and his cuck mods watch the recent followers like a hawk and gun them down before they can speak. Once you get your name on the war memorial, there's not much incentive to stick around.