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Écho Öwl said:
I agree that there should be another term for piv sex when it comes to pooners. I suggest referring it to ‘sticking dick in crazy’ sex.
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I have a few contenders

1: "2 am, i'm horny, and I can't get laid by any actual chick"
2: "down bad to the power of 10"
3: "Any Holes A Goal"
 
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He'll never hear the truth on Reddit though.
 
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Sean Andalou said:
Well, one flavor of it.
Plenty more men would stick their dicks in crazy than ever would with a pooner. ;)

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There are plenty of men that even these sorts of crazy chicks won't fuck.

And there are plenty of fatties, uggos, and hairy, cracked-voice pooners who end up getting laid, just by being in proximity to some horny dude, and willing to go for it. In the Deathfat forum, we've got some of the most disgusting eatbeasts alive, who still manage to find guys willing to stick it in one of their folds.

Men, as a group, are not all that fussy when it comes to casual, no-strings-attached sex. Individual men may be—you may be—but there are countless men who will fuck a cave troll if she's there and willing and that's the best option they've got.

And here's the thing about pooners—scarcely any of them pass. They are, far more often than not, clearly female. The men fucking them have no qualms that they're doing any gay shit; they just have to play along that this messed-up girl is actually a dude, and they can get what they want.
 
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Leave it to the troon cult to make Jehovah's Witless look good. :roll:

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Before you click off of this, no in not being immature. I don't hate being a Jehovahs witness cause “I can't get out of bed to go to the meetings”. No. I hate it because I GET CALLED A MENTAL FREAK BY MY OWN FAMILY FOR BEING TRANS. IM TIRED OF IT. I want to live my life how I want to and be free, but 15 y/o me is STUCK IN THIS DAMNED FAMILY WITH NO ESCAPE. I HAVE NO ONE TO TURN TO. EVERY ONE OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS IS JEHOVAH’S WITNESS AND NO ONE LISTENS TO ME WHEN I SAY I DONT BELIEVE IN GOD. I need an ESCAPE. I need a way OUT.
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Presumably no medical treatment yet, so not necessarily doomed.
 
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Izdaja Slika said:
Memory unlocked: when I was in primary school a hundred years ago, I remember one teacher, (and possibly more, but it could have been just the one psycho Anglo-background cunt) reprimanding students for referring to a girl or woman with the pronoun 'she'. Her response to the hated pronoun was "she is the cat's mother".

She never bothered explaining what the fuck her objection was to normal pronoun use, nor did she ever bother explaining the actual meaning or origin in the phrase.
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My Mother used to say that phrase, usually when my sister and I were fighting and one of us tattled saying "SHE did X to me!! Then Mother would come out with "She's the cats Mother!"

Also, I just remembered how fucked it was in the '90's when feminists decided we had to make all the words gender neutral.
So Postman was bad, Postwoman was almost as bad and Postal worker became the only acceptable term.
See also: Fire fighters ,Cabin crew etc etc...
It was, as far as I can remember, the very beginning of 'political correctness' which was also a term coined then...
 
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Candidate No 7 said:
Ha ha, I didn't think the daft bastards would go ahead with their moobs out protests against the UK Supreme Court's judgement when the idea first circulated a few weeks ago, but no, they definitely don't have even the modicum of common sense necessary to see how awful this would look. And so...
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I assume they were banking on getting arrested for public indecency, like women would, and some photos of the brave and beautiful buxom moobmen getting dragged into vans, tragic victims, would make it into the papers of record, and thence the (right side of) history books.
-Instead of standing there with big black apparent Marx bros moustaches, then ambling home when nothing happened because men can indeed engage TAPS AFF.
Bet that gaffa tape wasnt fun to get back off either.
 
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Écho Öwl said:
We need a phrase for this scenario. Something visceral that would serve as warning to anyone trooning out that this simply isn’t done.

We have names for the participants — troon, widow, etc. And the troons have an active verb involving hatching or some fucking shit.

“Billy told his wife that he wanted to transition, but the wife _______ his ass out of the house, divorced raped him, and he can’t see his kids without supervision.”

What would you fill in the blank, that could contextually scare the troon straight?
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I quite like 'Repudiated' and 'Abjured'

I know they're not the kind of words you were looking for, but as a suggested response to someone trooning out, they hit in a way 'disagree' or 'against' just don't.
 
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CertifiedFedBot said:
This man is 100000% planning on abusing that baby, I can see it in his soulless eyes.
I know this is a dramatic bit of speculation but the lactation and porn talk makes a person's skin crawl. Horrid.
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I also noticed that the actual biological mother of their actual biological child was the one who breastfed  her. Nutritionally superior, changes and develops along with baby etc etc etc..
The baby they are acquiring from elsewhere, (for reasons unstated) will be fed the chemically contaminated purulent exudite that the husband oozes out of his abused nipples during particularly efficacious fetish session.
He's been doing this (pumping etc in 'preparation' for breastfeeding) for over a year now, and openly admits it's a fetish for him. Now he's added hormones to produce the ooze, its all of a sudden wholesome and natural?
Fuck off you Sick Child Abuser!!
And you too, wifey, if you go along with helping him sexually abuse your child!
 
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DSHK said:
This revelation made me hit peak trans
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If there's one thing I've learned over the years, it's that there's no such thing as 'peak trans'. Any time you think you've peaked, just wait a week or two and some other abhorrent shit that a tranny did/said will be brought to your attention that pushes you further. There is no bottom to this particular barrel.

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Another mystery posed to the scholars at Reddit. Naturally they all blame nebulous bogeymen like 'transphobia', while skirting around the obvious truth that us assuming the worst about them is simply learned behaviour.
 
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SnergenFlergen said:
If there's one thing I've learned over the years, it's that there's no such thing as 'peak trans'. Any time you think you've peaked, just wait a week or two and some other abhorrent shit that a tranny did/said will be brought to your attention that pushes you further. There is no bottom to this particular barrel.

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Another mystery posed to the scholars at Reddit. Naturally they all blame nebulous bogeymen like 'transphobia', while skirting around the obvious truth that us assuming the worst about them is simply learned behaviour.
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#notalltranniesjustanawfullotofthem.
 
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SnergenFlergen said:
If there's one thing I've learned over the years, it's that there's no such thing as 'peak trans'. Any time you think you've peaked, just wait a week or two and some other abhorrent shit that a tranny did/said will be brought to your attention that pushes you further. There is no bottom to this particular barrel.

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Another mystery posed to the scholars at Reddit. Naturally they all blame nebulous bogeymen like 'transphobia', while skirting around the obvious truth that us assuming the worst about them is simply learned behaviour.
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Its like chris chan, when you think they cant possibly be more depraved they do something worse
 
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