StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

All clips from today's livestream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2gA1QdQdHU (archive.ph)(720p pomf.lain.la archive.org)

00:03:38-00:03:50

Styx announces his dad is mowing the grass. I guess you don't have to do yardwork when you pay the tax bill and command mother.

00:06:49-00:09:43

Nothing noteworthy, I just wanted to take a clip of the current sponsors for people who view the thread in the distant future.

00:12:01-00:12:15


00:13:14-00:14:01

Water and Red Bull, the only things you need.

00:14:02-00:14:36

"I don't understand why so many people have a fucking problem with him (Quarterpounder), seems the same about Razorfist"

00:15:14-00:16:04

Styx doesn't owe Quarterpounder any money, he's paid back the entire bond and then some. "What am I going to do, command him to rehire me?"

00:18:14-00:19:11

"I did not see where Jeremy said I was a substance abuser."

00:19:25-00:21:05

"Yeah I am a substance abuser, give me more caffeine"
Heroin nap? "Never touched the stuff, I've never used a hard drug in my life"
Jeremy has not been ignoring his DMs since firing him.
Biltong time!
Styx doesn't use energy drinks in the afternoon and evening, so that's definitely why he can't sleep.

00:21:36-00:25:24

That pink thing is not a dildo.
"To be clear, I am not on intoxicating substances"

At that point, I had enough and had to tap out. There's no way I could tolerate another hour of this mind numbing content. You'll notice at the start of the stream, his fingers are already stained by the Biltong. Also after he eats the Biltong during the stream, he appears to wipe his hands on his pants like an uncouth savage. Disgusting.
 
Bota Mini Chardonnay (500mL Tetra Pak) - Walmart $4.99
But how much is it at Tenny Brook Market?

At that point, I had enough and had to tap out. There's no way I could tolerate another hour of this mind numbing content.
No problem, but you missed some big ones:

Styx "defiled", "destroyed" a public bathroom once. And he can be trusted to flush the toilet at home? He's complained about having to clean the female bathroom at one of his colleges. Was this incident(s) before that or after?:


Magic talk, he's still at it:


Would he really see the women's area of the jail without pretending to be a woman? I don't know, but women's prison is not for him:


You'll notice at the start of the stream, his fingers are already stained by the Biltong. Also after he eats the Biltong during the stream, he appears to wipe his hands on his pants like an uncouth savage. Disgusting.
He definitely stuck his fingers back into the jar more later in the stream. He claims to be terribly afraid of food borne illness, but doesn't mind introducing bacteria repeatedly to his jars. Hopefully it's salty enough to withstand that.
 
Odometer rolls backward.
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You know, he shouldn't get too cocky about chaos magic in NOLA this weekend, what with the jailbreak and Nottaway burning. I just got back from there yesterday, heh, heh, heh.
And now a quasi Satanist blows up a fertility clinic, and a massive ship with ratings manning the yardarms crashes into the Brooklyn Bridge. Our buck-toothed Captain Morgan megalomaniac will be taking credit for all of that, too.
 

A couple of nuggets here:

1. Thinks Joe Biden is 84, not 82. Better than thinking Ratzinger is still alive, I suppose.
2. Says, and I quote, "Like, if I get to that age [84], and I won't, by the way." Nice to see Tarl being so optimistic about himself!
3. Doesn't seem to know the difference between having leukemia and prostate cancer just spreading to your bones.
 
Hack Sparrow
fuckin' lol

Jesus Christ.

Whats with this fake pirate brogue he is trying to put on?

should be blarrdy , not bloody, if he is going for the pirate schtick

the ai slop is nigger tier, typical styx/clankers work. you figure after using a computer daily for nearly 20 years you could figure out how to use some software.

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But how much is it at Tenny Brook Market?
I dont know, that package store might be way too much for butt-pirate tarl's wallet after his shyster lawyer cleaned him out.

Just look, beer at about a buck a can and wine in actual bottles costing around $12. thats wayy too much for poor pirate tarl.

but it seems the bota box is $20.60 per 3L, so a 500ml apportionment of that 3L would be the paltry sum of $3.43 - maybe you're right, could TenneyBrook store for bumpkin boozehounds offer more of a deal for bumwine ( https://www.bumwine.com/ ) and box wine than even the mighty walmart?

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Odometer rolls backward.
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buck-toothed Captain Morgan
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would love to get both Tarl and Sam's mug shots and create a good meme!!!!
yeah, i wish i knew how to FOIA mugs.

apparently she "assaulted" dylan and is probably going to lose custody of the kids

Cases Heard by McManus, Susan A
06/24/2025
2:00 PM
Family/Criminal Courtroom 3 - Second Floor
Dylan Beaudry v. Samantha Keister
23-DM-01825 Domestic
Parental Rights & Responsibilities Final Hearing
Plaintiff - Dylan A Beaudry ( Kevin M. Volz )
Defendant - Samantha Keister ( Steven J. Howard )
OCS Intervenor - Office of Child Support Southwest Region ( Sarah Reed )

Let's get ready to RUUUUUMMMBLE!


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sam's laywer:
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dylan's lawyer
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Let's get ready to RUUUUUMMMBLE!
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Hope you're up on your Styx lore if you want to hang out with the other 10 users on clankers.net.
What? You actually have to answer this to be admitted? WTF - Interests and Hobbies required? That's hilarious.
1) Ketchup, peanut butter, candy corn 2) Wasted Bonehead, Sigil Stone 3) Sleazy P Martini (Alternate: ScamZPaul?) 4)Sargon of Assmad 5) Pixel Planet 6)Interests and Hobbies: clanking, gardening, watching Styx videos, reading Styx books, dropping vices + learning skills

(These things are old, the newest is the sandwich. What if you're a new fan (I know he doesn't get new fans) and you hear about this and want to join and you cannot? You'd be up SHIT creek.)

Cases Heard by McManus, Susan A
06/24/2025
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So this is from stuff in 2023?

sam's laywer:
How time flies.
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This guy saw the sailboat, grew up and became a lawyer.
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