Reviewtechusa / Richard Masucci

He might as well pull a Perry Caravello, and get the following under the tattoo:
Skateboarder
Rap Producer
Tech Guy
Voice Actor
Streamer

He can totally own Phil and everyone else that makes fun of him.

His poor daughter. She deserves a better home with an actual loving family.
Most people who dealt with Dickers deserve better.
 
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Having a DSP tattoo is really not the W you think it is Rich.
I've watched the latest Kino Casino clip about this guy and he shopped himself into some image replacing Phil, PPP said this guy was obsessed with DSP.

Combined with that knowledge this just makes it so fucking gay for me, that I think this would be a great replacement to that ugly LGBTQWERTYUIOP flag that has replaced the standard rainbow-only one just this decade.
 
If you want a photorealistic tattoo you have to go to a specific artist who specializes in that style, otherwise it looks janky as hell.
Maybe he deliberately avoided a photorealistic one because he was scared Phil would DMCA his arm.
Why do fat people even bother getting tattoos?
Same reason BPD women do: it's a substitute for a personality.
 
Dickers wants Phil inside of him so fucking badly, its insane.
Well, he's succeeded in getting Phil as far inside of him skin-wise through the tattoo exactly as much as Phil could possibly hope to do dick-wise with his limp, shriveled, microdick.
do not forget he has spent not-insignificant time researching penis enhancement surgeries, and obsesses over BBC porn
So I would think he could totally count this as a win in the regards of Phil-"penne"tration fantasy.
I can't believe Rich threw his 1 million subscriber channel and his life away to become a lolcow. Mental illness.
I mean, he was a lolcow long before I joined the forums. There's just something in the water in Bridgeport, CT.
 
Why do fat people even bother getting tattoos?

You got a tattoo?

So what? You're still fat.
Always bemused by fat people that put effort into their facade when none of it can make up for or hide the fact that they're fat.

Fat people should be forced to walk around in burlap sacks with no makeup or any other superficial attempts to mask their lack of self control.
 
Another common DSP W! He outlasted another boys!
I view it as a W for DSP because this is like one of those Horcrux things. Now a part of his soul is embedded into Rich's form. If DSP's main body dies first, he lives on through Rich. If Rich dies first, DSP's main body lives on. No matter what he felts Rich and can continue to leech off the world all the sweaty jpegs and man-lust he could want.
 
>ReviewTechUSA has tattooed DarksydePhil's face into his body.
>>tattooed <...> into his body.
>>>into

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