Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

Funkmaster said:
I've made the mistake of click on Cog's stream snipe of Ralph.....

Jonny is mentally unwell. Like, he really REALLY is mental.

How can he cover one of the worst human being's walking the earth, and somehow come out looking just as bad? It's deranged. He is obsessed with another man's wallet, his bed, his diet, his health .... his everything. And he CANNOT just laugh about it, and make jokes or highlight foibles or make it entertaining when there's so easy material to do so. I don't even like Tardski personally, but I will give him and PPP at least that, they built a show that actually entertains an audience without coming across like retarded stalkers.

Whereas Cog gets INSANELY angry and seethes harder than anyone online without a crumb of humor or talent. And then he somehow makes himself look just as bad as Ralph, embodying his vices for donations, following his shadow to distant lands and wearing his fucking skin in public. Ralph is actually right to call that sick.

And Ethan Ralph is one of the worst human beings we've ever come across online, and Cog - for literally no reason - has decided to make himself somehow just as low.
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Any bets he's started thumbing the poo-wife's asshole just so he can get in Ralph's head a bit more?
 
Gator_Aids said:
Any bets he's started thumbing the poo-wife's asshole just so he can get in Ralph's head a bit more?
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Cog the other day made up out of thin air that Ethan Ralph wants to fuck his wife so it’s pretty clear both he and his wife have deranged sexual fantasies involving Ethan Ralph.
 
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"Normal person" streaming: 9 viewers
A literal (but recovering) dent: 48 viewers

Wake up, Cog! You suck at your job if PWR has more views than you.
 
Schpoots said:
Why does every lolcow devolve into fucking eachothers wives lol
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I’m sure there’s others but it’s strictly a Cog thing where he seen Ralph marry an Indian woman and decides to get an Indian woman to match it, he’s a weirdo like that. He wears wigger clothes like Hugo boss like Ralph, he used to be more into punk, somewhere in this thread is a picture of Cog giving middle fingers with a punk hairstyle. He has an American flag in his background.
 
PauperVita said:
The funniest part isn’t the slop that Cog’s wife feeds him or the ridiculous proportions that are making him obese. It’s the laughable idea that cog needs to “refuel”.
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This image gave me morbid obesity.
Look at those chintzy fake titanium cutlery, what's wrong with the Bri'ish?
Is that a plastic plate? Bro... :story:
Did Ronnie create spawn in London too?
 
Gator_Aids said:
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Gabbie is actually right on this one.
Ethan Ralph 🐷 displayed the image by accident. Well, he had Randbot's twitter open and Randbot posted it, so it showed up on his screen.
COG the jobless Bri'ish BUM showed it, knowing full well it was revenge pornography.
Does Vickers still paypig this guy?

Johnny is worse than Ethan Ralph 🐷.
 
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