Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Probably An Autist]

DAMN that PO nice

 

[Shokaract#2]

Rats eternally BTFO

 

[IHateHandBrakes]

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One nation under God.
Real niggas getting money from the fucking start.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Slop is in, the bossman is coming home

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He has a warrant why would he still be out? Lol

Another win for Bossman's novel Sovereign Retard legal defense strategy.

 

[break these cuffs]

He has a warrant why would he still be out? Lol

Two reasons:
1. God is Great.
2. He hasn't fucked your mom yet.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

God Lifts A Finger

Some RAT is gonna suggest boss donate to his local church the next time he's up fat as a way to thank the big guy for always keeping his eye out for his favorite gambler and that little shit is gonna eat a ban so fucking quick and boss will something like, 'shut the fuck up fag, the only God here is me.'

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

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WE ARE OK


Celebrating his freedom with an inferior copy of the superior Big Buford.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

We live in the objectively funniest timeline.

 

[Billy Bong]

He's going to be able to sell off those CS skins bros. I feel it in my bones.

 

[Dropa5pack]

Time to celebrate with some gamma, cannabis, and crackarooski.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

It sounds like Bossman is due for a celebration after hearing some good news (maybe)!

And what better way to (maybe) celebrate than doing a tremendous amount of crack cocaine (definitely)!

 

[Hennimore]

So this dude fucks his probation up, goes on a week long crack binge where he doesn't sleep for days and he still avoids jail?

How can there be any doubt now that our boy is the Lolcow Messiah? Generational talent, we're witnessing greatness right now.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I absolutely love that bossmom is rewarding his behavior with a nice big burg. Lil Austen coming out of that PO office sniffling and eyes red from crack I mean crying and big mama is there to kiss it better and take her big boy out for a nice burg.

 

[draggs]

We may not ever get total rat death but at least today rats are in shambles droppin 5 packs bein total bitch ass pussies

 

[Studley Roger]

This season was so good they extended its run. God bless retard plot armour.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

I wonder what actually went down for him to think he is ok. He is retarded enough to get it wrong before, so lets see this play out before we accept him as saved from the big house.

(if he is free, I give it 3 weeks before he is back on crack again)

 

[Looney Troons]

Baconator… DQPC…. still no Big Buford….

Buford Bros… are we cooked?

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

I absolutely love that bossmom is rewarding his behavior with a nice big burg. Lil Austen coming out of that PO office sniffling and eyes red from crack I mean crying and big mama is there to kiss it better and take her big boy out for a nice burg.

I’m really starting to wonder if there’s some kind of documented past trauma or diagnosis Bossman received that makes his parents baby, tolerate, make excuses for him more (a la Andy Ditch or Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime).

 

[draggs]

(if he is free, I give it 3 weeks before he is back on crack again)

he's gonna be sparking up a fat rock of the crispiest crackarooski within 3 minutes of getting home