Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Cheesy Beavy]

Crossover episode idea: Have claudio try out one of Billy Mitchel's hot sauces. Have him pour it down the neck tube

Would it still burn? Or since it bypasses the tongue would Claudio not taste it?

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Would it still burn? Or since it bypasses the tongue would Claudio not taste it?

See, I thought if Billy's hot sauce is hot enough it would make steam come out of Claudio's tube.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I don't care what it is, hot sauce, bleach, ants, whatever. I just want Claudio to put something down the tube. C'mon Claudio. It's like Mario doing a warp!

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Sure it makes sense. You raped a cat, the cat you raped had AIDS, now you have AIDS. It's pretty easy to follow, actually. I'm not surprised a low-IQ, auraless, gay Meximelt with AIDS can't comprehend such a logical sequence of events.

Take your meds.

I'm glad you think that raping a cat is funny you sick fuck.

I know, right?!

You sure talk like a big tough guy who just the other day admitted he cries over Internet bullies and scribbled all over his homework in an autistic rage.

> All his homework in an autistic rage.

Welp. It appears you will keep worrying me with the fact you don't acknowledge the passage of time. That happened when I was less than 13, tard.

You were replying to me saying the same thing he said you absolute fucking retard. Learn to quote people before telling people how to read.

This mental retardation must be a consequence of the fluoride in your water, m8.

"Talking in absolutes like this is only done by far lefties or right wingers" is an absolute statement. So which are you, hermanito?

A "no u" argument to counter mine? LMAO.

You never did answer what you meant by ready.

I don't have to validate your mental retardation by answering stupid questions.

I mean, if he does try it, I'm not going to stop him for a second, let the Darwinism do his work.

I read your statement, and I just ask myself this: These are the people accusing me of being a zoo?

It's the 4th time you do this, everyone. Not suspicious at all! (This is sarcasm btw)

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I read your statement, and I just ask myself this: These are the people accusing me of being a zoo?

I don't know, you've fucked a stray cat. So you tell me.

Also, don't try to pin your zoophilia on me.

 

[Gravemind]

Take your meds.

No. You are schizophrenic. Take your meds and get off of the internet.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

No. You are schizophrenic. Take your meds and get off of the internet.

Then overdose, you clearly need that to happen to you.

Hey, lolicon @Sperg Spectating. Stop hiding.

 

[Tablet County]

Take your meds.

I don't need to, I don't have AIDS from raping a cat.

I know, right?!

On top of being a heccin' valid trans ally and a low-IQ, auraless, gay Meximelt with AIDS, Claudio also thinks that raping cats to death is funny.

> All his homework in an autistic rage.

Welp. It appears you will keep worrying me with the fact you don't acknowledge the passage of time. That happened when I was less than 13, tard.

The passage of time is immaterial when you haven't changed at all from that point.

This mental retardation must be a consequence of the fluoride in your water, m8.

Better than the E. coli in Mexico's water.

A "no u" argument to counter mine? LMAO.

It's not a "no u" it's a natural consequence of your own reasoning. If only left/right extremists make absolute statements and you make an absolute statement, you must therefore be either a left or right extremist. I don't make the rules.

I don't have to validate your mental retardation by answering stupid questions.

Thank you for letting us know that we don't need to validate your mental retardaion by answering stupid questions.

I read your statement, and I just ask myself this: These are the people accusing me of being a zoo?

It's the 4th time you do this, everyone. Not suspicious at all! (This is sarcasm btw)

I'm not retarded enough to figure out what any of this is meant to imply so I'm gonna chalk it up to early-onset dementia again. He's sundowning, gents. Just keep a safe distance.

Then overdose, you clearly need that to happen to you.

No aura, no bants, no (human) pussy, absolutely dreadful.

Hey, lolicon @Sperg Spectating. Stop hiding.

Why do you keep thinking about Sperg having sex with children, Claus? Is there something you aren't telling us? Something about your father?

 

[Gravemind]

Then overdose, you clearly need that to happen to you.

Also, nice reading comprehension. Rare Claudio L in missing the reference, too.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

On top of being a heccin' valid trans ally and a low-IQ, auraless, gay Meximelt with AIDS, Claudio also thinks that raping cats to death is funny.

Absolutely.

Why do you keep thinking about Sperg having sex with children, Claus? Is there something you aren't telling us? Something about your father?

Why are you gay?

 

[Tablet County]

Absolutely.

Well he's at least an honest cat-raping, low-IQ, auraless, gay Meximelt with AIDS.

Why are you gay?

Who says I'm gae?

 

[Blazeuser56]

Hey, lolicon @Sperg Spectating. Stop hiding.

Proof he is a pedophile?

 

[Major von der Westfront]

Claudio is 100% diddling children.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Proof he is a pedophile?

Using profile pictures used by legit lolicons doesn't make him one? I proved both artists he used previously were.

1 is an accident, but 2? It would be a shame if it got to 4!

Well he's at least an honest cat-raping, low-IQ, auraless, gay Meximelt with AIDS.

Totally.

Claudio is 100% diddling children.

Takes one to know one, isn't it?

 

[alphabetnigger]

Proof he is a pedophile?

20 or so years ago, when I was 11. Sperg taught me geometry. Then he

Spoiler

taught me how to play catch

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

We're on to another meltdown. Now he's fully admiting to everything, and somehow he will think that this is a win.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Now he's fully admiting to everything, and somehow he will think that this is a win.

Mfw they believe sarcastic comments. Null isn't cultivating his best community.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I proved both artists he used previously were.

You did not prove Peargor is a lolicon. You showed a random tweet with a crying emoji, and that he drew someone's oc 5 years ago, and that someone got exposed for being a piece of shit 4 years later.

By trying to slander me, you're slandering some random chink artist for 0 reason. Get help.

 

[alphabetnigger]

You did not prove Peargor is a lolicon. You showed a random tweet with a crying emoji, and that he drew someone's oc 5 years ago, and that someone got exposed for being a piece of shit 4 years later.

By trying to slander me, you're slandering some random chink artist for 0 reason. Get help.

perimeter = 4s for a square, area = s² for a square, perimeter = 2l + 2w for a rectangle, area = lw for a rectangle, area = (1/2)bh for a triangle, area = πr² for a circle, and circumference = 2πr for a circle
Thanks again

 

[Major von der Westfront]

Takes one to know one, isn't it?

Nigga, you are the one into cub shit. Kill yourself furfag with a double barrel shotgun.