Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Thank you @cybercybe for the screencap:
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When she said she ordered an XL of that sweatshirt, I thought that was delusional. So seeing her squeeze herself into the Medium that she got was... a treat. The XL would've fit better obviously, but I still don't think it would have fit her the way it's supposed to fit. It's supposed to be an oversized fit, which is probably why the Medium ended up being a vanity sizing miracle for her. Still, XL is the tail end of the straight sizes, and she has no business looking at anything straight sized. Absolutely no business being that delusional and retarded.

This clip?

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(welp)...That there was as close as this virgin will ever get to "sissoring"...

ETA: Doh! Ninja'd by @thejackal2...(:_(
You got ninja'd, but I appreciate the localized archive clip of the specific moment.

Imagine being a Chinese person watching this. I say Chinese because Shein epitomizes China-made slop, but also because the women I knew from China were tiny little things with rail-thin arms. The whole "Shein makes clothes for baby arms," thing would be completely mystifying to them.
 
I love when Anna pulls shit like this because her flagrant and undeserved vanity is one of the funniest traits of hers. Could you imagine if she managed to cram herself into something sized Small? She would be on top of the world for days! It truly reveals just how obviously her chop shop journey with Scamron was never about health and only ever about fitting into smaller sizes, and he's a slimy weirdo for aiding and abetting her on this front instead of telling her to piss off and get back on a GLP-1 like any other sensible provider would've.

And yet despite feelin' her skinny little self, everything she puts on is still remarkably out of trend and retarded. Touting herself as a fashionista was always quite... well, optimistic of her, to say the least. But now Anna's not even pretending she can style herself - she sincerely looks like she has a learning disability in a lot of her videos because the way she dresses honestly just doesn't make sense. I know some people are particularly fashion illiterate, and it's not as if it's a shameful thing to prioritize comfort and function over style, but even for dumpy dipshits who live in hoodies and sweatpants she dresses like a moron. But these latest fashion hauls make me think she's trying to worm her way back into her fashion era, so I'm thrilled - but she won't earn back my pickley approval until we see some swimsuit hauls accessorized with garish, heinous scars from pointless procedures.

Well, I say that, but - if Santa was reading my lolcow wishlist - what I would really love to see is Corissa tearing Anna a new one for being a totally body-negative anti-HAES diet and plastic surgery shill just because I think Anna is now so prone to lashing out she would genuinely fight back with claws this time. It'd be even better because Corissa's had cosmetic work done as well (and has spent time taking GLP-1s) and would have absolutely zero leg to stand on! If only Corissa wasn't basically ready to fucking die... I truly miss a good round HAES infighting. The fat girls just don't shank each other like they used to.
 
TIL that every single person on Anna’s reddit page is a fat trending toward deathfat yet they all somehow think they are better than she is.

Do they discuss their filthy houses and why hers is worse too?

(Don’t answer, I’m sure it’s a yes.).

Somehow Reddit makes money and Josh has to fundraise. 🤡🌎
 
Give me tophats but that first line does make me MATI. Weight training?? At that size??
This is the single most unnecessary and dangerous type of exercise she can perform at that weight. There is no point in adding additional weights when a single arm of hers weighs more that a lot of weights available in a gym
Fatties at My 6000 lb Life often do it too, hoping that lifting a 5lb dumbbell a couple times will absolve them of their eating sins
 
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