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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Did Ralph get so ass hurt that Xander didn't want to see him that he's considering moving so SoCal?

It probably won't pan out and it's just another one of those things that the Rage Pig says in a moment of rage and then moves on from. Besides how could he give up all these wonderful benefits get in Mérida, Me-hee-co

  1. The strength of the USD vs MXP
  2. Being in a country for years and having a weak understanding of the language
  3. Tortas
  4. All those human trafficking victims working are whore houses who have sleep with El Puerco Gringo to make a quota
  5. Access to all the Xannies at a cheap price with no prescription
  6. The fact that one really cares enough to go to Mérida to fuck with you in person
 
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Anyway guys- look at his arm.
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These are screenshots from his pillstream last night.
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Look at his fucking arm. Those wrinkled loose flesh flaps hanging down.. These are the arms of an 80-year-old man. This guy is aging at warp speed. He’s literally disintegrating right in front of our eyes. Those white trash shit genes are no joke. Whew.
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You’d think he had some muscle wasting disease, but it’s just the result of a malet that has never done a days of hard work in his life and can’t lift more than 20 lbs.

I’m sure both his baby mamas have much bigger biceps than Gunt simply from picking up and holding “his keeds” everyday.
 
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Masked Hero Dark Law said:
Did Ralph get so ass hurt that Xander didn't want to see him that he's considering moving so SoCal?

It probably won't pan out and it's just another one of those things that the Rage Pig says in a moment of rage and then moves on from. Besides how could he give up all these wonderful benefits get in Mérida, Me-hee-co

  1. The strength of the USD vs MXP
  2. Being in a country for years and having a weak understanding of the language
  3. Tortas
  4. All those human trafficking victims working are whore houses who have sleep with El Puerco Gringo to make a quota
  5. Access to all the Xannies at a cheap price with no prescription
  6. The fact that one really cares enough to go to Mérida to fuck with you in person
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Given his Ralphanue he could not close a lease on a box in the worst alley on Skid Row.
 
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Anyway guys- look at his arm.
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These are screenshots from his pillstream last night.
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Look at his fucking arm. Those wrinkled loose flesh flaps hanging down.. These are the arms of an 80-year-old man. This guy is aging at warp speed. He’s literally disintegrating right in front of our eyes. Those white trash shit genes are no joke. Whew.
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He’s going to need a rollator with a seat well before Sandra at this point. Call your an Uber Ralph it’s not going to be that hot outside!

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I’m sure both his baby mamas have much bigger biceps than Gunt simply from picking up and holding “his keeds” everyday.
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Meigh beat him in arm wrestling
 
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Masked Hero Dark Law said:
Did Ralph get so ass hurt that Xander didn't want to see him that he's considering moving so SoCal?
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Yes.

He wants to move to California specifically to spite Xander for daring to insult him.

:diddler: "You think you can big league the Ralphamale cock suckah? I CAME INSIDE YOUR MOM! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! You WILL see me whether you want you or not! What do you think about that bish?"

Poor Xander, he literally only exists because Ralph wanted to spite Null's broke dick to begin with.
 
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Um... said:
Anyway guys- look at his arm.
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These are screenshots from his pillstream last night.
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Look at his fucking arm. Those wrinkled loose flesh flaps hanging down.. These are the arms of an 80-year-old man. This guy is aging at warp speed. He’s literally disintegrating right in front of our eyes. Those white trash shit genes are no joke. Whew.
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I haven't been keeping up all that much. Is Ralph on weight loss drugs and that's why he's dropped so much weight in the last year or is he so poor that he just can't afford food anymore and is actually starving to death?
 
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Ralph reminds me of these losers that move to Indonesia or other South Pacific islands with these delusions they can live like kings on a few USD and eventually find out it isn’t really like that.

Some of these types actually end up failing in those countries and become part of the underclass (like Ralph has).

Ralph’s desires to move back are centered around the fact it is better to be poor in the USA than to be poor in Mexico. What’s bothering him about returning are concerns over taxes; and the fact he is touchable in the USA legally.

A SoCal move will mark the absolute end of Ralph and I predict instead he will opt for a poor state to move to where he can eek out an existence as cheaply as possible.

Mississippi, Arkansas, Oklahoma or Weat Virginia are in his future. Some of these states have some of the fattest people on Earth so he will feel a little more comfortable also.
 
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Um... said:
Anyway guys- look at his arm.
View attachment 7385329
These are screenshots from his pillstream last night.
View attachment 7385332
Look at his fucking arm. Those wrinkled loose flesh flaps hanging down.. These are the arms of an 80-year-old man. This guy is aging at warp speed. He’s literally disintegrating right in front of our eyes. Those white trash shit genes are no joke. Whew.
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The physique of an ARYAN GOD everyone.
Any women? Are you now an ocean down under ready to render your garments at the WHIFF of the supreme RALPHAMALE?

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Ralph can't afford to live in Mexico; what makes him think he can afford any part of SoCal? Even the 99% spick areas are too expensive for him.

If he thinks he can sucker another retard in to marrying him, he's truly delusional. He somehow looks even worse after abusing ozempic because his diet is nothing but alcohol and xannies and he does nothing but sit in a chair for hours upon hours.

Do it, Ralph. Plenty of homeless encampments that are likely better set up than your shed.
 
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