Celebrity Meghan Markle / Rachel Meghan Markle / Meghan, Duchess of Sussex / Meghan Sussex / The Alliterate One - Markle Snarkle

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Can anyone who is knowledgeable about African hair and hair extensions please tell me what is going on with Meghan’s mop? It appears to me that the extensions (or wig or whatever) must be very close to the scalp to hide the curly/frizzy texture close to the root. Why is it so raggedy at the ends? Is she just that deranged that her hair length MUST be longer than Catherine’s at any cost?

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Lately, Meghan looks like she's had chemical relaxer on her real hair, which is around shoulder length and rather ragged. Then she's got microbead extensions under her real hair. This is why her head is showing bald / thinning patches.

At other times, she dons a full Morticia Addams wig with the part down the middle. When her hair looks full and has a neat part rather than patchy bits, that's her wig verses her extensions.

 

[nigel p poppycock]

I forgot about Cooking with Brooklyn. Not defending him or Nicola, but I wonder if these people are so steeped in their wealthy bubble that 100k an episode is seen as the equivalent of a normie influencer spending a couple hundred on some food and inexpensive editing software. Being that rich, you lose your sense of reality and perspective.

Thread tax: Meghan wishes she had that kind of money.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

I forgot about Cooking with Brooklyn. Not defending him or Nicola, but I wonder if these people are so steeped in their wealthy bubble that 100k an episode is seen as the equivalent of a normie influencer spending a couple hundred on some food and inexpensive editing software. Being that rich, you lose your sense of reality and perspective.

A good amount of that money apparently went to chefs hired on as consultants to explain to Brooki Brook concepts like "whisking."

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Considering how the last decade or so was all about talking about #BlackIsBeautiful and #BlackExcellence, I’m surprised Meghan didn’t try to do something to reclaim her natural hair, or say the royal family forced her to keep it straight because “they’re racist.

She doesn't want to. She's Black only as a matter of personal convenience/ exploitation.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

The Beckhams are in general nice people. David and Victoria are ok. At least Victoria is quite sharp and has a great sense of humor and she's not at all like Posh Spice, who was a character she created.

She's also everything Meghan would want to be, I'm sure.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

The Beckhams are in general nice people. David and Victoria are ok. At least Victoria is quite sharp and has a great sense of humor and she's not at all like Posh Spice, who was a character she created.

She's also everything Meghan would want to be, I'm sure.

I've always heard that David and Victoria are very gracious to fans and others. No horror stories coming from household staff.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator II]

Tbh, while I don't like the fact that they hang out with this one's wife and the moron himself, from the short video in this thread Brooklyn and Nicola seem like a nice young couple. She is really pretty, easy on the eye as they say, and he is not very bright and goofy, but he seems to be genuinely attracted to her.

Too bad they don't understand that Markle is a really bad brand to get attached to, even if it will make your mother-in-law extremely unhappy...

 

[Riverfagg1599]

Tbh, while I don't like the fact that they hang out with this one's wife and the moron himself, from the short video in this thread Brooklyn and Nicola seem like a nice young couple. She is really pretty, easy on the eye as they say, and he is not very bright and goofy, but he seems to be genuinely attracted to her.

Too bad they don't understand that Markle is a really bad brand to get attached to, even if it will make your mother-in-law extremely unhappy...

While no one would accuse his parents of being great intellects, Brooklyn Beckham transcends that into actual retardation. He and his rock-stupid American heiress wife are like a funhouse mirror version of Meg and Harry. Their saving grace is that they don't seem to take themselves all that seriously even while doing their own overpriced LARPing as lifestyle gurus.

A note about this series: Cookin' With Brooklyn attracted criticism when it was revealed that it took 62 professionals to create each episode, at a reported cost of $100,000 per episode.

From this video for everything said I have to say they do seem to really love each other and I actually found myself smiling watching a bit of this. Quite wholesome if you ask me and seems genuine, at least their interaction. And they'll have a great looking family. Fwiw.

 

[Otterly]

They’re silk tea bags.

Oooh la la!

 

[Gorilla Tessellator II]

I don't know what people think about a new collage of photos posted by MM, but my first impression was: it's 2025, have you ever heard about digital photography girl? Honestly, the quality of these pictures is worse than some of my family photos from 50s or 70s. Is she again trying to convince us that she is human? It fails miserably, because she clearly didn't update her human simulating software. Hello, it's not 80s anymore...
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it reminds me about Pepe Silvia meme, as if it was intended to spawn more controversy and conspiracy theories: why there is ultrasound picture of Archie but not Lily, etc.

 

[obsdj]

Carefully-placed (poorly-lit) baby belly shot. Here come the theories!

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Next article is about David Beckham meeting with the King, hahaha.

"Looks like we have a common... annoyance, your Majesty."

 

[duckling]

@aseverofficial stories ft @mvwevents @legallyndidi, @rachelvossyoga, and @theculturepearl

Spoiler: images

Anniversary greetings ft the two palm trees which I don't think we've talked about here yet


Meghan and a rose, which some people think is a clap back at the announcement that a new varietal of rose has been named after Catherine


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The instagram anniversary post mentioned by @Gorilla Tessellator II above which is dedicated to Meghan's fans instead of her husband

Kinda wanna do a deep dive on the mood board but I'm sure somebody on reddit is already doing it so I'll just copy their homework later.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don’t mind her having photos on display in her home. It’s just all so staged for our benefit that the “LOOK! We’re SO HAPPY!” insistence is what rubs me the wrong way. If you say so.

I’m annoyed as usual at how useless media is. The board includes a pic of the family painting at a table outdoors with large bottles of tempera lined up and the Daily Mail says it’s a tea party.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator II]

Her insisting that their marriage is some love story is truly nauseating. What love story? Everybody knows that she would never even look at him if he wasn't from RF. Since when successful gold and clout digging is a love story?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Comedian Kevin Brennan, who has never even heard M speak, went off on her for being dumb today on his MLC podcast. I enjoy how people who aren’t remotely familiar with royal family matters can see right through her.

If any of the media outlets who have interviewed her weren’t so shitty, they’d have asked what justifies the extremely inflated prices for her smaller than standard products. Again, you don’t hate corporate media enough.

 

[Kosher Dill]

The board includes a pic of the family painting at a table outdoors with large bottles of tempera lined up and the Daily Mail says it’s a tea party.

I believe Harry drinks paint, I don't know why you don't believe it.

 

[gobbles]

From the DM article:

they spoke about how they 'connected early on' about their desire to be parents

Meghan was too old to “connect” about her desire to be a parent. She was about 35 when they met, so that conversation was about one line of “Let’s have kids soon.” She’d already had a husband and a long-term boyfriend; it isn’t like the opportunities didn’t exist.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

From the DM article:

Meghan was too old to “connect” about her desire to be a parent. She was about 35 when they met, so that conversation was about one line of “Let’s have kids soon.” She’d already had a husband and a long-term boyfriend; it isn’t like the opportunities didn’t exist.

I believe she had eggs frozen prior to meeting Harry. I do not believe the claims that she trapped him with a fake pregnancy.

 

[nigel p poppycock]

I believe she had eggs frozen prior to meeting Harry. I do not believe the claims that she trapped him with a fake pregnancy.

I don't either, but considering that she was married before and didn't have a child then had her eggs frozen does point to "oh wow, I didn't want kids when I was building my career but time's running out we better get cracking on the baby thing".

I went to the As Ever site--I always read it as A Sever, which does not connote homey or jam to me--and everything is still sold out. So she's promoting her brand without product and doesn't seem to be interested in making more product to capitalize on the supposed popularity of her product. Sounds about right.