Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TrainWreckWatcher]

she paid 75dollars to each of them to drink monsters"

Exactly
No one is going to pay kids that are under the age of 10 like 75 dollars to drink monsters.
That's an excessive amount of money to a kid. And its just going to make them more energetic.
The whole thing is an awful lie. What is an 8 year old going to do with 75 dollars even? You think the parents wouldn't question where they got the money too?

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Nick likely badgered his children for dirt until they finally just made something up to make him go away, kids have little concept of value either. If this is the worst dirt Nick can get on the nanny then it only reflects badly on him that he's bothering to air it. If he had anything worse then he would be outright saying it rather than just implying it.

 

[keke]

The nanny was hammering your hard liquor but you never noticed Nick? Are you that dense or away so often the Nanny had time to sober up?

Classic child abuser Nick, everyone else's fault, false or misreported, but yours.

By Nick’s own logic, the nanny drinking liquor in the bedroom means that it’s impossible for it to have negatively impacted his kids in any way. She was after all, in a bedroom, where different rules apply. And according to Nick, intoxicated adults are more than capable of looking after children. What’s the issue? Because she wouldn’t fuck him?

The 75 bucks story sounds retarded. To chug monster energy? Why? Not sure anyone with the last name Rekieta is trustworthy, his daughter already lied to CPS about knowing what drugs are when she evidently was doing buckets of coke.

 

[Swole McPole]

Did you forget that April was "the nanny"?

I'd sort of half remembered it -- but it didn't last long, did it? I wonder why? Was it because she didn't care for the work, or because Kayla didn't want her doing it?

For anyone who ever wants an answer to "Why do you care?" or "So what?" It's because we're locked in this house/city/county/state/country/planet together.

When Rekieta was reporting on and dissecting the actions of all those lolcows that HE covered before he turned full on lolcow, why did HE care?

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Doesn't the nanny hate Nick to the point that MNPR was speculated to be her? It'll always amuse me that pre-midlife crisis most of the cases Nick talked about were defamation and/or Tortious interference.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Shitting on the Nanny is a good way to make someone who knows all the dirty secrets about the family start talking.
Nick really likes to provoke the wrong people.

In just a few weeks the coke will have belonged to the Nanny.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I'd sort of half remembered it -- but it didn't last long, did it? I wonder why? Was it because she didn't care for the work, or because Kayla didn't want her doing it?


When Rekieta was reporting on and dissecting the actions of all those lolcows that HE covered before he turned full on lolcow, why did HE care?

I always figured the whole 'April is the nanny' thing was just a lie to qover up the qover.

 

[Fapcop]

Nick likely badgered his children for dirt until they finally just made something up to make him go away, kids have little concept of value either. If this is the worst dirt Nick can get on the nanny then it only reflects badly on him that he's bothering to air it. If he had anything worse then he would be outright saying it rather than just implying it.

I’m 50/50 whether the very retarded “She paid us $150 to chug an energy drink!” Is the product of a child’s imagination or Nick’s whisky brain.

Must admit that given Nick’s coombrain, I’m a little surprised he didn’t go for: “She came on to me! The whore! Prepositioned me! I had to remove myself from the temptation of balldoing her hot young baby sitter body… THATS WHY I FIRED HER!”

Shitting on the Nanny is a good way to make someone who knows all the dirty secrets about the family start talking.
Nick really likes to provoke the wrong people.

In just a few weeks the coke will have belonged to the Nanny.

75$ on Nick pulling his retarded “I’m not saying x But XXXX!!!”

“The betrayal cut so deep because I didn’t even fire her when I found out about her coke habit!”
“Oh wow, she brought cocaine to the house?!”

“I didn’t say that… But I think it’s safe to say that if she brought coke to the house, she didn’t even put it into a safe to keep it away from my children.”

 

[KriegsZensur]

75$ on Nick pulling his retarded “I’m not saying x But XXXX!!!”

75$ on Nick pulling his retarded “I’m not saying x But XXXX but my eleven year old kid is!!!”

FTFY; the dollar amount is fitting too well.

 

[Tony Ducks]

75$ on Nick pulling his retarded “I’m not saying x But XXXX!!!”

He's not saying anything... He just very HEAVILY implies it. That semantics game Nick plays is very amusing to me, because he genuinely seems to believe it works on most people. Being well versed is part of being a good lawyer(which he is not), but there's a lot more to it than just being good with words or being able to spin the conversation in the direction that suits you.

Shitting on the Nanny is a good way to make someone who knows all the dirty secrets about the family start talking.

What an evil bitch! She must be the Antichrist. Her purpose was to test his faith and unfortunately she won.

Soon enough, we might hear him "imply" how she might have been his coke plug, how she may or may not have dosed his kid and how he got the whole polycule idea from her. He might even say that she is MNPR? Who knows what tomorrow's going to bring?

 

[Lurking9e9]

Will Nick provide any explanation as to why his voice is suddenly higher pitched now?
Wasn't the cope for the galaxy gas voice that his voice changed due to not streaming for a long time? Why is it suddenly gone now that he isn't taking frequent breaks on stream?

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

 

[daffodils]

Will Nick provide any explanation as to why his voice is suddenly higher pitched now?
Wasn't the cope for the galaxy gas voice that his voice changed due to not streaming for a long time? Why is it suddenly gone now that he isn't taking frequent breaks on stream?

He already did at the beginning of yesterday's stream. The deep voice is his "morning voice". He can't explain to you how that works because he is not a "throat doctor".

 

[Lian Xing]

The deep voice is his "morning voice".

Who knew seminal fluid had such a relaxing effect on the vocal cords?

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

She allegedly paid one of Nick's daughters and the daughter's friend $75 a piece, to chug two Monsters?

Psssh...fucking idiots. $150 is only one goal, they were supposed to get 10 goals before doing a RekietaDaughterTriesIt. They'll never grow up to be more successful streamers than their dad at this rate.

 

[800 Chupacabras]

Those kids are either going to be deeply scarred or absolute monsters when they grow up.

Or both, God forbid.

Or a third way, where they renounce the wickedness of the adults who failed them and do their best in the world.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

After a year of copesplaining to anyone who would listen, this is his new go-to.
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"Why do you caaare? It's so weiiird!"
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For some reason he didn't have the balls to tell the judge all of this.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Or a third way, where they renounce the wickedness of the adults who failed them and do their best in the world.

It happens. But I’m not optimistic, especially as the kids lead such a sheltered life and have been peddled so much BS about what great parents they have. This is where Bob Rekieta’s lies and denial of reality will be especially damaging. It really is gaslighting and that can take a lifetime to deprogram.

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Did you ever imagine how relevant your name would be to this thread?

 

[AnOminous]

Doesn't the nanny hate Nick to the point that MNPR was speculated to be her? It'll always amuse me that pre-midlife crisis most of the cases Nick talked about were defamation and/or Tortious interference.

The weird and funny thing is Nick is such a complete asshole to everyone he interacts with that it could be anyone. Who wouldn't want to fuck this skelly over? The only people who can tolerate him are morbidly obese pedophiles.

The deep voice is his "morning voice".

And yet it only comes out when he returns from 33+ trips off camera and comes back nearly gibberingly incoherent and barely conscious.

 

[Naaaaaaa]

Meanwhile he has committed per se defamation against the real nanny:

So, Nick is just now finding out that the nanny might have neglected his kids — from his kids — after 1.5 years? Spoken like a true negligent father.