Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    673
Here's Nick again admitting that he lied (big shock) about the coke bullet. He says that "the last place I saw it was in my shorts at Aaron's house." He claims that he "never sat next to kids on the couch". Implies that Aaron took the bullet out of his shorts that were on the floor while Nick was pantsless to frame him. Nick again denies that his bullet (that he obviously wasn't keeping track of if he left it there and went home) could have possibly just fallen out of his pocket while he was fucked off his rocker on coke.
The last time he told this story he said that the safe had been on the couch. I know I know...Nick never lies, but I'm wondering if he even remembers the different versions of these stories he's been telling. He might not even realize he's contradicting himself.
 
- She called Kayla from the master bedroom around 9AM, clearly intoxicated, when Nick and Kayla were at a convention, and she was watching the kids.
- "My daughter's telling me all these stories and I'm horrified."
what's the problem here? why was he horrified?
it was just some alcohol fun, why is he being such a nerd?
 
Does Nick believe the nanny signed off on the bodycam footage? Because that is the only reason i can think he is going so hard. I don't think she was in the house at the time of the police raid.
He mentioned that she gave a statement to the cops, which to me is enough for Nick to go unhinged and publicly try to ruin her
The last time he told this story he said that the safe had been on the couch. I know I know...Nick never lies, but I'm wondering if he even remembers the different versions of these stories he's been telling. He might not even realize he's contradicting himself.
Nick's stories are as straight as he is (never)
 
Nick's excuse that the house was filthy because the nanny left them is outrageous.

Presumably this is why their kids were stinking and filthy in clothes that stank to high heaven.

If you can't clean your living area, surely caring for your five kids would also be beyond your capabilities. Particularly when you're drunk/coked out of your face.

This whole nanny story is an attempt to get out in front of the body cam footage. Nick's shitting his pants and the nanny isn't around to put them in the washing machine for him.
 
Sadly, no. Defamation is a civil matter.
I interpreted the question a little differently, specifically whether the judge would send his ass to jail if he’s clearly getting up to no good when he’s supposed to be acting like a sane adult. My understanding is the judge can send Nick to jail per the sentencing for any reason(s) he deems justify the planned incarceration.
 
It ought to be acknowledged the Rekietas could have chosen this nanny in the first place because they thought she was a degenerate, and then found out later on that she wasn’t the slimeball they’d hoped for. Creeps do seek out other creeps. They think they’ll keep their secrets. That’s clearly why the Imholtes were invited in, initially, and one of the reasons why Aaron’s public disavowal makes Nick so indignant. He was supposed to be just like them.

It’s mighty weird that he’s losing it on the nanny NOW. Granted at the time he probably didn’t want to get nasty enough to jeopardize his pg-13 official online persona, but still.

I hope to god the nanny never let him catch her on camera somewhere saying nigger. If he’s locked in on her, and he has cameras in the house, there’s a huge chance he’s going back through footage trying to find some kind of defamatory gotcha.
 
Nick thinks he's special and lives in a bubble and it's disgusting

There's no way the nanny caught onto the fact he was swinging and doing drugs even though everyone here called it immediately

There's no way that the coke bullet fell out of his pants when he sat on the couch at Aaron's, it has to be some kind of conspiracy

There's no way Nick leaving coke around could have lead to his daughter testing positive (if he didn't drug her himself)

There's no way the kids are suffering from Nick's behavior, he behaved totally fine around them

When he's high and drunk around his kids then it's no big deal and he can handle it, but when the nanny (allegedly) is then she's an awful person and he has to put her name out there (totally not to get his fans to fuck with her and get her fired wink wink)

The fact he has 0 self awareness is incredibly dangerous
 
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at the end when answering the question "why would she give the alcohol to the 11 year old insted of the 17 year old?"

Nick replies that the nanny had a particularly complicated relationship with the child

what could particularly complicated relationship mean here?
kids always love the taste and burn of high End whiskey.
 
Nick’s whisky brain.
Yup its the whiskey brain.
No one is giving a kid 1 and a half KNUs to drink two monsters.

He is counting on her not being able to afford to sue.
I would be willing to throw her a $20 to sue this ratty fuck.

This guy is just absolutely unbelievable. It seems like only 36 hours or so since he released his pathetic and laughable sExY photos and he has just topped it again. He is just a non-stop never-ending perpetual motion cringe machine.

I wasn't around for Chris Chan. How did peak era CWC compare to him?
Golden Era Chris is pretty impossible to top. Every day or so it was insane footage of him.
Unless we get Liquid Nick Rekieta claiming Crackets is a fake trying to tarnish his reputation and they get into an actual battle about who is the real one. I don't think Nick can top it.
Modern day Nick is... proof there is no bottom until they die.

Bossman making moves yesterday
The thing is Bossman's moves always result in an L;
Him going back to prison means the show is over.

Nick doing galaxy gas and defaming people as he sends gay twink pictures of himself to the real life equivalents of early 40s Bratty and Catty while doing defamation cases that just result in civil lawsuits ensures the cycle continues until his brain stops functioning completely! Hat Trick GUARANTEED.

He has no interest in "retraumatizing" his daughter by filing charges.
Nick, you lying, rat, fuck.

Man we're not even to the footage release yet we got another week or two.
 
He's not mad at her for giving alcohol to his kids, they're free to help themselves to both coke and whiskey anytime they want in the Balldo Bunker(not food tho). He's mad because she didn't want to be in a foursome.
How we know its a lie....

Kids would tell you how alcohol tasted, so:
1. These conversations only happen during junkie's whippit brain dead sesh
Or
2. Junkie gave his kids coke n alcohol
Or
3. The lying liar, raised a lying liar

FINALLY Press X to doubt a drunk 8 yo called whore-wife and junkie while THEY were at a convention and THEM 1. Not being able to see the behavior; 2. Nor smell the drink breath; and 3. NEITHER junkie pathetic parent sent grandma/grandpa/cops to pick-up the kids while 8yo was drunk? BULLSHIT!!!

a 90k a year nanny.
only a gas head would even think this was a logical argument AND two degenerate swinging pieces of garbage parents DO FUCKALL all day even b4 the nanny.

Wait, cuck junkie still trying to pretend april was ever a nanny? Oh yeah, because his brain has holes.
 
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Does Nick believe the nanny signed off on the bodycam footage? Because that is the only reason i can think he is going so hard. I don't think she was in the house at the time of the police raid.
That's the question! No one can figure this out.

This bullying is baffling and probably important.

By my reading of the statutes, it's a serious stretch for Chaney Bitzan (possibly now named Holtberg), Aaron, Holmen, Melin, Wright - all reporters in one way or another - or CPS workers who were NOT on sight for the arrest to be able to get the bodycam released, unilaterally.

Can they? Yes. Potentially. If they are an "interested party" (Null's words), they can argue a public interest issue. That would be compelling for the court, coupled with EWU, the Farms, and another few hundred who applied for the bodycam.

(Also, cops who were "defamed" by Nick and were on the scene would be very important.)

That's my reading of the statutes.
 
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