Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[REGENDarySumanai]

Fun fact there's a disabled Street Fighter player named Broly Legs who can play Street Fighter very well despite not having full use of his limbs due to a genetic disability. (I know nothing else of BL.) He uses the controller with his mouth. He's good enough at SF that he bested lowtiergod who is probably pretty good at Street Fighter himself, and (probably) not disabled.

Video in question:

Spoiler: LTG Insults Handicapped Player After Getting Bodied

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Meanwhile, Jacko couldn't be trusted to make a grilled cheese.

RIP Broly Legs, he could still do better than Jack while dead and in Heaven.

 

[Puggers]

Now we know why Jack lets Tammy around all those convict women! Shes been loving on them!

 

[AnOminous]

The problem here is that Fatty has no audience, can't write worth a shit, and probably can't get his reviews tagged by others as being helpful.

Plus if they actually look at his media, most of his "reviews" consist of him being too fucking stupid to use the product correctly and then blaming the product.

More video game rambling

How is someone so conservalarded also so full of soy? Who gives a fuck about the Switch other than super soiyan cuckbeards?

Jack just wants a Gaza War version of GTA6 where instead of stealing cars, you get to drop white phosphorus on a bunch of brown children . Scalfani men are all violence-prone closeted homos.

The least faggy Scalfatti is the openly gay one.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Now we know why Jack lets Tammy around all those convict women! Shes been loving on them!

Of course this fat stroked out retard can't see the double entendre he started and is just more fuel that Hammy has gone lesbian and her bull is actually a bull dyke.

wtf is a Christian Flag?

This:

It started in the 19th century and was adopted by the Federal Council of Churches back in 1942. A lot of ultra-Christian types like to fly it to show their faith along with the American flag to show their patriotism.

Funny thing though, we've never seen Fatty fly one.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Of course this fat stroked out retard can't see the double entendre he started and is just more fuel that Hammy has gone lesbian and her bull is actually a bull dyke.


This:

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It started in the 19th century and was adopted by the Federal Council of Churches back in 1942. A lot of ultra-Christian types like to fly it to show their faith along with the American flag to show their patriotism.

Funny thing though, we've never seen Fatty fly one.

I've never seen anyone fly one so why the hell would fatty want to see them all over a video game about carjacking and murder?

 

[Pig Cups]

Weber Cooks nailed that years ago in coaching college student how to cook using a microwave, including this tutorial on how to replicate exquisite Italian cuisine.

As an aside, we all know this guy’s a sex offender, right?


Maybe the Weber Cooks series was done to fulfill a community service requirement as part of his sentence? There are also rumblings online that this guy’s dead now, though I can’t find any official records or recent entries on any RSO trackers. Maybe he’s still around, maybe he ain’t…

effortlessly makes a salad that isn't nuclear waste

I’m with you on Merrill being an affable, young lad, who’s far more likable than Jack.

BUT…that salad was nuclear waste. Watch the footage again. You’ll see him prepping the chicken, before immediately moving onto the salad. He doesn’t wash his hands, nor does he clean the cutting board- and both were obviously dripping with raw chicken juice.

I’m also a bit apprehensive about consuming anything handled by a retard’s unwashed, booger- and dingleberry-caked hands, though I think I’d have less fear eating something made by Merrill vs Jack. But that’s a discussion for another time.

 

[Marc]

In Merrill's subsequent cooking video where he insisted on being credited as "Duke", he similarly cross-contaminates everything in the course of preparing a pile of baked ground beef in the shape of a horse while disturbing his co-hosts to such an extent that one of them fled the building following her segment.

@Pig Cups, here's some background from the college student who had to work with sex-offender cow Steven Reed on Weber Cooks, for any unfamiliar:

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I've never seen anyone fly one so why the hell would fatty want to see them all over a video game about carjacking and murder?

I've seen a couple but they're tend to be on churches which to me is just a sign that only loonies go there. I'd be surprised if Fatty's church doesn't have one though,

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

As an aside, we all know this guy’s a sex offender, right?
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Maybe the Weber Cooks series was done to fulfill a community service requirement as part of his sentence? There are also rumblings online that this guy’s dead now, though I can’t find any official records or recent entries on any RSO trackers. Maybe he’s still around, maybe he ain’t…



I’m with you on Merrill being an affable, young lad, who’s far more likable than Jack.

BUT…that salad was nuclear waste. Watch the footage again. You’ll see him prepping the chicken, before immediately moving onto the salad. He doesn’t wash his hands, nor does he clean the cutting board- and both were obviously dripping with raw chicken juice.

I’m also a bit apprehensive about consuming anything handled by a retard’s unwashed, booger- and dingleberry-caked hands, though I think I’d have less fear eating something made by Merrill vs Jack. But that’s a discussion for another time.

He also cross contaminated the shit out of the bbq sauce bottle and then touched the bottle before handling the chicken at the end.

Both his and fatty's food would make you sick but Merrill's would at least taste better

 

[biggacracka]

Of course this fat stroked out retard can't see the double entendre he started and is just more fuel that Hammy has gone lesbian and her bull is actually a bull dyke.

Is that why Jack eats hamburgers like they're a fucking pussy?
He's just so used to prepping the bull dyke?

 

[Adamska]

Is that why Jack eats hamburgers like they're a fucking pussy?
He's just so used to prepping the bull dyke?

No, He does that since he's angry that bread has less salt and fat than the burger itself. In his own words he eats it sideways so he can taste the thing he paid for, not the things holding it that have no flavor.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Such a smart boy!!

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Of course this fat stroked out retard can't see the double entendre he started and is just more fuel that Hammy has gone lesbian and her bull is actually a bull dyke.


This:

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It started in the 19th century and was adopted by the Federal Council of Churches back in 1942. A lot of ultra-Christian types like to fly it to show their faith along with the American flag to show their patriotism.

Funny thing though, we've never seen Fatty fly one.

Oh that thing. I remember being puzzled by that flag at a national level debate event in North Funolina that I traveled to in high school. The southern delegations seemed to appreciate it more than our northeastern delegation.

I have a neighbor that flys that flag. The guy legit designs and builds medical facilities that help everyone. He can fly whatever he wants. He never spoke about his views except to once compliment my Trump flag.

It sure beats flying a Ukrainian flag like the other dingbats in the area that don't contribute a damn thing to society. Basically, reddit IRL.


Flags for religions are silly, but you're free to fly whatever. But if they showed up in GTA, expect it to be mocked / lampooned by the J's

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Such a smart boy!!

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LOL Jack is so full of shit. He repeatedly said that Joe Biden was murdered by the Dems and they forged a statement after killing him telling everyone that he dropped out. He also said that all subsequent sightings of Joe Biden after the announcement were various body doubles put in to dupe the public.

"I wAs LiDuRlY RiGhT aBoUt EvErYtHiNg!" my ass. Jagoff is so demented he just incorporates new information into his retarded theories to prove he was right even if by doing so he renders his previous views completely incoherent.

 

[Whaler]

Such a smart boy!!

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Jacks weird rambling non-sensical tweets are always funny to me. "Remember when I said Biden was dead and Dems were using it to their advantage and then they would announce his death after the election? He's still alive but he has cancer." Why is he bragging about being wrong on two seperate claims and then "thunk-posting" an 83 year old man having prostate cancer?

 

[p1138]

Jacks weird rambling non-sensical tweets are always funny to me. "Remember when I said Biden was dead and Dems were using it to their advantage and then they would announce his death after the election? He's still alive but he has cancer." Why is he bragging about being wrong on two seperate claims and then "thunk-posting" an 83 year old man having prostate cancer?

Because he's probably also laughing at Biden for being one of those suckers who eats those evil poison vegetables and "bad ingredients" that are totally the reason why he has cancer in the first place.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Such a smart boy!!

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OMG! An old man has cancer!? Jesus, what's next... vegetables are actually bad for you?

I swear just reading the tweets this faggot makes could lower a person's IQ by several points.

He never spoke about his views except to once compliment my Trump flag.

And that's as far as it should go. Comment on the flag, move along.

You wanna fly a flag? Go right ahead so long as it's not offensive or illegal. I just think flags in general are retarded.

Jacks weird rambling non-sensical tweets are always funny to me. "Remember when I said Biden was dead and Dems were using it to their advantage and then they would announce his death after the election? He's still alive but he has cancer." Why is he bragging about being wrong on two seperate claims and then "thunk-posting" an 83 year old man having prostate cancer?

He needs a win so this is the closest he'll get. And when Biden finally dies in a couple years he'll claim that he predicted that all along as well.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

He needs a win so this is the closest he'll get. And when Biden finally dies in a couple years he'll claim that he predicted that all along as well.

The way that fatty's health is going, I expect Biden to outlive him

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

The way that fatty's health is going, I expect Biden to outlive him

He'll limp along, fuelled by spite and salmonella.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The way that fatty's health is going, I expect Biden to outlive him

We've been saying for a while that Fatty was going to die soon but he's got the longevity of a cockroach and keeps coming back.

I'd say it's closer to 50/50 that one kicks the bucket before the other one. Don't forget Biden was President. He's got a gold plated health insurance plan. He'll get the best possible care. Fatty doesn't. The next stroke he has could do him in completely and he's down to just a shell of a man who's tongue is the only part that still works.