Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[slungus22]

By the way. I don't know why I have to tell you the obvious, but your retarded, bootlicker jannies removed my ability to change the quote for my profile. The night I became infuriated with Tread Retard, I discovered I had no option to change the text.

But, I guess that's the side effects all of you are suffering from your clear demonic possession. Being this maliciously disingenuous on something as serious as the accusations you throw at me isn't normal.

I'm not scared of you. I already spoke with the truth, and nothing you do will change it.

I am not sorry for my past, I never will. I have never harmed anyone that didn't deserve it. Yes, I am implying my father deserved enduring my self defense, and so did my mother.

That incest story writing that is, by the fucking way, incomplete? I moved on, and my detoxification made me not interested in such things anymore. Out of sight, out of mind. Never again.

You won't ruin my dreams for economic independence. You will never manage to do so. You will never kill me, and you won't ruin me.

I don't care that, upon reading this, this angers you.

Good luck with your next punching bag, because I won't allow you to harm me.

start streaming goat

 

[Xev]

What economic independence is there for a retard in mexico?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

That incest story writing that is, by the fucking way, incomplete?

You still wrote a story of a step-son getting spanked by his father and getting turned on by it. Doesn't matter if it's incomplete.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

your retarded, bootlicker jannies removed my ability to change the quote for my profile

Why would you want to change it claudio*? You don’t ever take L’s and you stay winning.

I have never harmed anyone that didn't deserve it.

Your poor note book didn’t deserve it

I don't care that, upon reading this, this angers you.

you’re right. I’m so fucking pissed. My notebook has it coming

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Knowing that the "Thou shalt not kill" commandment refers to murder, I made a decision rather recently.

If a nightmare scenario arrives and any of you commit the mistake of trying to harm me or my family physically, I won't hesitate to defend myself or them.

Even if it means killing any of you in self defense. I would only need one. Single. Stab. Into your stomach. And that's it. The nearest hospital is a 20 minute drive, without any unlucky traffic. Which, sadly, is a reality in this entire city every single day.

The imbecile that would risk an injury like that, by my hands in self defense, would not survive it.And that's exactly why I know none of you will try any single real gay ops. You don't even have money to get all the way here. You have empty threats, and no guts.

The funniest part is that the realistic scenario will involve someone else killing the retard that tries to cause trouble here. Why? Because I have heard people with guns from far away, that means there are armed people here. Local politics, mixing with the international ones, has caused a really short fuse in most people there. Imagine a gringo that has no idea what he's doing, asking for a Claudio Castañeda, while causing a nuisance. People here don't like being harassed. If things escalate, some of them might defend themselves as well.

No blood on my hands, and out of my mind.

Did you really think that because I was catholic, I would allow anyone to harm me or kill me? No.

Self defense is the most catholic shit you can do. Especially with demon possessed freaks like you

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

Jesus, maybe he really did butcher that poor cat.

 

[JohnnyGringo]

By the way. I don't know why I have to tell you the obvious, but your retarded, bootlicker jannies removed my ability to change the quote for my profile. The night I became infuriated with Tread Retard, I discovered I had no option to change the text.

But, I guess that's the side effects all of you are suffering from your clear demonic possession. Being this maliciously disingenuous on something as serious as the accusations you throw at me isn't normal.

I'm not scared of you. I already spoke with the truth, and nothing you do will change it.

I am not sorry for my past, I never will. I have never harmed anyone that didn't deserve it. Yes, I am implying my father deserved enduring my self defense, and so did my mother.

That incest story writing that is, by the fucking way, incomplete? I moved on, and my detoxification made me not interested in such things anymore. Out of sight, out of mind. Never again.

You won't ruin my dreams for economic independence. You will never manage to do so. You will never kill me, and you won't ruin me.

I don't care that, upon reading this, this angers you.

Good luck with your next punching bag, because I won't allow you to harm me.


Lying is a sin, Sneed. You are lying. Your actions bleed the real truth.

Knowing that the "Thou shalt not kill" commandment refers to murder, I made a decision rather recently.

If a nightmare scenario arrives and any of you commit the mistake of trying to harm me or my family physically, I won't hesitate to defend myself or them.

Even if it means killing any of you in self defense. I would only need one. Single. Stab. Into your stomach. And that's it. The nearest hospital is a 20 minute drive, without any unlucky traffic. Which, sadly, is a reality in this entire city every single day.

The imbecile that would risk an injury like that, by my hands in self defense, would not survive it.And that's exactly why I know none of you will try any single real gay ops. You don't even have money to get all the way here. You have empty threats, and no guts.

The funniest part is that the realistic scenario will involve someone else killing the retard that tries to cause trouble here. Why? Because I have heard people with guns from far away, that means there are armed people here. Local politics, mixing with the international ones, has caused a really short fuse in most people there. Imagine a gringo that has no idea what he's doing, asking for a Claudio Castañeda, while causing a nuisance. People here don't like being harassed. If things escalate, some of them might defend themselves as well.

No blood on my hands, and out of my mind.

Did you really think that because I was catholic, I would allow anyone to harm me or kill me? No.

Self defense is the most catholic shit you can do. Especially with demon possessed freaks like you

(Sorry @Diggus Bickus, stole your schtick)

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

The fact some people here now speak of morality has demonic levels of irony. The same people who called me a nigger, spic, faggot, have told me to kill myself are now saying I did something wrong with what I wrote?

Hilarious.

 

[JohnnyGringo]

nigger

 

[Sperg Spectating]

faggot,

This is a word you've used in many of your posts.

 

[Gravemind]

Knowing that the "Thou shalt not kill" commandment refers to murder, I made a decision rather recently.

If a nightmare scenario arrives and any of you commit the mistake of trying to harm me or my family physically, I won't hesitate to defend myself or them.

Even if it means killing any of you in self defense. I would only need one. Single. Stab. Into your stomach. And that's it. The nearest hospital is a 20 minute drive, without any unlucky traffic. Which, sadly, is a reality in this entire city every single day.

The imbecile that would risk an injury like that, by my hands in self defense, would not survive it.And that's exactly why I know none of you will try any single real gay ops. You don't even have money to get all the way here. You have empty threats, and no guts.

The funniest part is that the realistic scenario will involve someone else killing the retard that tries to cause trouble here. Why? Because I have heard people with guns from far away, that means there are armed people here. Local politics, mixing with the international ones, has caused a really short fuse in most people there. Imagine a gringo that has no idea what he's doing, asking for a Claudio Castañeda, while causing a nuisance. People here don't like being harassed. If things escalate, some of them might defend themselves as well.

No blood on my hands, and out of my mind.

Did you really think that because I was catholic, I would allow anyone to harm me or kill me? No.

Self defense is the most catholic shit you can do. Especially with demon possessed freaks like you

The fact some people here now speak of morality has demonic levels of irony. The same people who called me a nigger, spic, faggot, have told me to kill myself are now saying I did something wrong with what I wrote?

Hilarious.

Sir, this is a lolcow thread.

 

[JohnnyGringo]

Imagine a gringo that has no idea what he's doing, asking for a Claudio Castañeda

"Disculpa, ¿me podría decirme si por aqui vive Claudio Hernandez Castañeda?"
"¡Ah! ¿El que viola gatos? Si, vive por aqui"

 

[Tablet County]

By the way. I don't know why I have to tell you the obvious, but your retarded, bootlicker jannies removed my ability to change the quote for my profile. The night I became infuriated with Tread Retard, I discovered I had no option to change the text.

But, I guess that's the side effects all of you are suffering from your clear demonic possession. Being this maliciously disingenuous on something as serious as the accusations you throw at me isn't normal.

I'm not scared of you. I already spoke with the truth, and nothing you do will change it.

I am not sorry for my past, I never will. I have never harmed anyone that didn't deserve it. Yes, I am implying my father deserved enduring my self defense, and so did my mother.

That incest story writing that is, by the fucking way, incomplete? I moved on, and my detoxification made me not interested in such things anymore. Out of sight, out of mind. Never again.

You won't ruin my dreams for economic independence. You will never manage to do so. You will never kill me, and you won't ruin me.

I don't care that, upon reading this, this angers you.

Good luck with your next punching bag, because I won't allow you to harm me.

I don't have a problem with gay people I have a problem with faggots. There's a difference, like the difference between black people and niggers.

Lying is a sin, Sneed. You are lying. Your actions bleed the real truth.

Hermanito you can't do the pious christian thing while also being gay. The bible literally says being gay is a sin.
Me personally? I don't care. One of the benefits of atheism is that my existence isn't dictated by some ancient sandnigger religion.

Knowing that the "Thou shalt not kill" commandment refers to murder, I made a decision rather recently.

If a nightmare scenario arrives and any of you commit the mistake of trying to harm me or my family physically, I won't hesitate to defend myself or them.

Even if it means killing any of you in self defense. I would only need one. Single. Stab. Into your stomach. And that's it. The nearest hospital is a 20 minute drive, without any unlucky traffic. Which, sadly, is a reality in this entire city every single day.

The imbecile that would risk an injury like that, by my hands in self defense, would not survive it.And that's exactly why I know none of you will try any single real gay ops. You don't even have money to get all the way here. You have empty threats, and no guts.

The funniest part is that the realistic scenario will involve someone else killing the retard that tries to cause trouble here. Why? Because I have heard people with guns from far away, that means there are armed people here. Local politics, mixing with the international ones, has caused a really short fuse in most people there. Imagine a gringo that has no idea what he's doing, asking for a Claudio Castañeda, while causing a nuisance. People here don't like being harassed. If things escalate, some of them might defend themselves as well.

No blood on my hands, and out of my mind.

Did you really think that because I was catholic, I would allow anyone to harm me or kill me? No.

Self defense is the most catholic shit you can do. Especially with demon possessed freaks like you

The fact some people here now speak of morality has demonic levels of irony. The same people who called me a nigger, spic, faggot, have told me to kill myself are now saying I did something wrong with what I wrote?

Hilarious.

See? There's that fag talk again.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

You won't ruin my dreams for economic independence. You will never manage to do so. You will never kill me, and you won't ruin me.

Claudio, you are 30. You should have been economically independent around 7 years ago or so, give or take. You should’ve had a job long before that. Your disability isn’t an excuse either - you clearly just sit at your computer all day, so you could easily hold down an office job.

Lying is a sin, Sneed. You are lying. Your actions bleed the real truth.

Actions? You have literally only seen my words. You don’t even know who I am. You have no idea what I’m actually like. This is all evidenced by the fact that you’re calling me sneed and not my real name. I intend to keep it that way, not only because unlike you I know powerleveIing is bad, but also because I don’t want my name on a cat rapist’s lips.

If a nightmare scenario arrives and any of you commit the mistake of trying to harm me or my family physically, I won't hesitate to defend myself or them.

Even if it means killing any of you in self defense. I would only need one. Single. Stab. Into your stomach. And that's it. The nearest hospital is a 20 minute drive, without any unlucky traffic. Which, sadly, is a reality in this entire city every single day.

The imbecile that would risk an injury like that, by my hands in self defense, would not survive it.And that's exactly why I know none of you will try any single real gay ops. You don't even have money to get all the way here. You have empty threats, and no guts.

Claudio, I know that you really want someone to kill you (like how you begged God to kill you that one time), but I’m not going to oblige your request. Sorry! First of all, murder is wrong. Second of all… let’s face it, to the outside world, you’re pretty much already dead. You’re 30 years old with no friends, no job, no financial independence, and no social life except for your mother and a forum where everyone does nothing but make fun of you. You also never leave your house, so you’ve probably never even been seen by another human being for quite some time.

If you want to die so bad, just walk 5 minutes to the nearest drug deal and tell the cartel dealer that you fucked his mother or something. I’m sure he’d be happy to oblige. And it’d probably be with a knife too! Human contact!

The same people who called me a nigger, spic, faggot

You made fun of @Dr. Arinsu for being black (unprompted btw) 3 times. Im sorry that we hurt your precious fee-fees, but as your own adage goes, don’t throw stones in a glass house

 

[Po's Cootah]

Knowing that the "Thou shalt not kill" commandment refers to murder, I made a decision rather recently.

If a nightmare scenario arrives and any of you commit the mistake of trying to harm me or my family physically, I won't hesitate to defend myself or them.

Even if it means killing any of you in self defense. I would only need one. Single. Stab. Into your stomach. And that's it. The nearest hospital is a 20 minute drive, without any unlucky traffic. Which, sadly, is a reality in this entire city every single day.

The imbecile that would risk an injury like that, by my hands in self defense, would not survive it.And that's exactly why I know none of you will try any single real gay ops. You don't even have money to get all the way here. You have empty threats, and no guts.

The funniest part is that the realistic scenario will involve someone else killing the retard that tries to cause trouble here. Why? Because I have heard people with guns from far away, that means there are armed people here. Local politics, mixing with the international ones, has caused a really short fuse in most people there. Imagine a gringo that has no idea what he's doing, asking for a Claudio Castañeda, while causing a nuisance. People here don't like being harassed. If things escalate, some of them might defend themselves as well.

No blood on my hands, and out of my mind.

Did you really think that because I was catholic, I would allow anyone to harm me or kill me? No.

Self defense is the most catholic shit you can do. Especially with demon possessed freaks like you

Oh, no, I'm so scared!

 

[alphabetnigger]

Knowing that the "Thou shalt not kill" commandment refers to murder, I made a decision rather recently.

If a nightmare scenario arrives and any of you commit the mistake of trying to harm me or my family physically, I won't hesitate to defend myself or them.

Even if it means killing any of you in self defense. I would only need one. Single. Stab. Into your stomach. And that's it. The nearest hospital is a 20 minute drive, without any unlucky traffic. Which, sadly, is a reality in this entire city every single day.

The imbecile that would risk an injury like that, by my hands in self defense, would not survive it.And that's exactly why I know none of you will try any single real gay ops. You don't even have money to get all the way here. You have empty threats, and no guts.

The funniest part is that the realistic scenario will involve someone else killing the retard that tries to cause trouble here. Why? Because I have heard people with guns from far away, that means there are armed people here. Local politics, mixing with the international ones, has caused a really short fuse in most people there. Imagine a gringo that has no idea what he's doing, asking for a Claudio Castañeda, while causing a nuisance. People here don't like being harassed. If things escalate, some of them might defend themselves as well.

No blood on my hands, and out of my mind.

Did you really think that because I was catholic, I would allow anyone to harm me or kill me? No.

Self defense is the most catholic shit you can do. Especially with demon possessed freaks like you

Noone from the farms is going to fuck with your family, nerd. Now please continue clapping like a retard seal for my amusement

 

[FOUND YOU!]

Even if it means killing any of you in self defense. I would only need one. Single. Stab. Into your stomach. And that's it. The nearest hospital is a 20 minute drive, without any unlucky traffic. Which, sadly, is a reality in this entire city every single day.

Are you trying to get moved to Internet Tough Guys? You admitted to harboring sexual interests in cartoon animals, you aren’t leaving Animal Control that easily.

You have empty threats, and no guts.

Can you please point to anyone in the thread who threatened you?

 

[Tablet County]

Can you please point to anyone in the thread who threatened you?

What's the over/under he's gonna point to me quoting Sam Hyde?

 

[CallmeCicada]

If a nightmare scenario arrives and any of you commit the mistake of trying to harm me or my family physically, I won't hesitate to defend myself or them.

This is a laughable amount of narcissism that you would think anyone cares enough about you to do something like that. You live in a shit hole and breathe through a tube. Everyone can just wait for nature to take it's course.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

The imbecile that would risk an injury like that, by my hands in self defense, would not survive it.And that's exactly why I know none of you will try any single real gay ops. You don't even have money to get all the way here. You have empty threats, and no guts.

Gay ops/touching the cow is against the sties policy, you would know that if you lurked more and we don't need to do anything as you are already here and we are laughing at you so what more would we need?

I would only need one. Single. Stab. Into your stomach. And that's it. The nearest hospital is a 20 minute drive, without any unlucky traffic. Which, sadly, is a reality in this entire city every single day.

Mentioning your intent to kill someone could easily get any self defense claim tossed out in court. Claudio, you are very dumb. Claudio leave cats alone and log off Claudio, here this should help you better understand.