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Too bad Johnny Cochran is dead and can't get her out of this mess.
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Purple Glitter / Emily Goostree / Indica Queen / Karma Glitter / PGReactz - Fat DID Faker, Midwest Heifer, GorlWorld Orbiter, Monty [StoriesFromTheInternet]'s ex "girlfriend", Lawyer stalker, Tiktok Witch, Bodega Wannabe, Horrible Fucking Romance Writer, will hex the shit out of you, batshit insane
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Too bad Johnny Cochran is dead and can't get her out of this mess.
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Her arraignment has been set for Thursday May 22nd. She will be seeing the same judge as she did the first time with Doug, Judge Matthew Ray Kasper.
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Late again and very gay. I hate having to use mobile.
More recent image of the Judge. (He's already married so don't get any ideas, Emily!)
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Late again and very gay. I hate having to use mobile.
More recent image of the Judge. (He's already married so don't get any ideas, Emily!)
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congratulations on the feature, PG! enjoy prison county jail!
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in-room showers? faaaaancy. club med here.
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Where's your tiktok wiccanian magic now hamplanet, enjoy prison.
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Man, can you imagine the pissed off emails she'll be sending after she finally gets out?
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Tato I love you but you need to be in jail with Emily for using light mode....
Jokes aside, R O F L M A O get rekt. Don't get any ideas about your new lawyer, Emily. 40 fucking emails within a week, jesus christ.
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Jeeze, that cell is better than some apartments in New York. Hook it up with fiber-optic and you can fucking leave the doors open.
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I guess the goose is not loose after all
I'll show myself out...
I'll show myself out...
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I was thinking the same thing, gosh that’s swanker than my goy pod.
Do they have any vacancies? How much per night?
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waffle
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You can look at the jail roster online, they have around 77 inmates and this is the 521st circuit criminal case filed in that county this year (the numbers are sequential and start at 00000 on Jan 1), a good portion (probably at least a fifth ) of those are going to be things like driving while suspended and DUI's too. That means they keep an awful lot of people in jail for the amount of cases they file. It's not like she killed somebody, but she's in a jurisdiction where they don't fuck around either. Her bond may get lowered in the near term, but if she gets a signature bond its probably only on condition of checking into some inpatient program.
The fact that that guy's a local attorney means that the prosecutor is likely to push for whatever disposition he asks for. The tone of those E-Mails doesn't make me think he intends to be particularly lenient. I can't blame him either, being accused of having sex with a client is one of the most serious disciplinary issues there is. They consider it right up there with taking client funds. She's put him in a position where he almost doesn't have a choice but to ask for the book to be thrown at her.
The fact that that guy's a local attorney means that the prosecutor is likely to push for whatever disposition he asks for. The tone of those E-Mails doesn't make me think he intends to be particularly lenient. I can't blame him either, being accused of having sex with a client is one of the most serious disciplinary issues there is. They consider it right up there with taking client funds. She's put him in a position where he almost doesn't have a choice but to ask for the book to be thrown at her.
The lentils
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For some reason I thought this was going to be the "Purple" lolcow that runs a furry discord cult and fucked 3 dogs but I found a new lolcow instead
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You forgot stalker child.
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Thos cells look like the living quarters on a spaceship.
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Agreed save for that to my mind for some reason it’s really fucking weird to wash your hands directly above where you just shat
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Yo what the fuck? This isn't a fucking jail. This is like a low cost hotel. Fuck this looks better than alot of apartments I've seen. Man this don't feel fair.
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Purple Glitter typed fervently on her computer, alerting her trolls that their days were numbered—she had figured it out. She was a woman with conviction, determined to live the life she had always dreamed of. Her purple coffee cup sat empty, awaiting her 4 AM delivery.
The Bitcoin transfer had been completed two weeks ago—these things take time. Monty and Doug would never be able to hurt her feelings again.
The doorbell of the Missouri mansion rang.
“Oh shit. I better throw on my purple muumuu and see if it’s my delivery.”
A handsome man, dressed inconspicuously in a black hoodie, shades, and a hat, greeted Emily at the door.
“Mother Goose, I have a member of your flock.”
The two then proceeded to discuss the details of her... order.
Emily was slightly upset by the news, but not all hope was lost. The dark web agent she had sent to Monty's place had not succeeded—his semen retention powers had granted him the strength to fend off the attack. The agent barely escaped with his life.
Poor Dougie, however, had been taken in the night and was now waiting, chained up.
Emily's eyes widened. Her true love was here at last. At least Monty had received the message, but Dougie would be enough for her.
The Missouri agent placed Doug in Purple Glitter's secret bunker beneath the mansion and bid her farewell. He was finally here. She could get a taste—all her multiple personalities could.
Emily ripped the tape off Doug’s grumbling mouth and pulled him into a forceful embrace.
“You're mine now, baby. You will learn to love me. Please give this a chance. I need you to understand... so I can free you.”
“Miss Goostree, this is madness…”
Emily slapped him and buried her tongue in Doug's mouth.
She threw on her BDSM gear and undressed Doug, then began spanking him with a leather flail.
“This is for all the hell and hurt you put me through! Out of line, mister!”
“If you want to eat food after this, you're gonna eat my pussy.”
Emily then placed her roast beef sandwich in front of Doug and popped out a purple, gold-glitter-infused glass dildo she had shoved inside herself. Doug's nose and mouth were buried in the fish pit. It tasted like tuna drenched in Crumbl cookie body wash.
Emily tugged on Doug's big flaccid penis and coaxed it semi-hard. Doug knew his best chance of survival was to obey this madwoman for now.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.
“Don’t worry, I’ll be back to ride you and get my glitter jizz,” Emily said, slapping Doug’s penis.
She answered the door and was immediately taken down by police.
They knew she had kidnapped Doug—her split personality had emailed Monty her master plan that morning in an effort to make him jealous.
Doug shivered as he pulled his clothes back on once the officers freed him. He was saved from the worst of it, but the taste of fish and cookies would haunt his tongue for quite some time...
The Bitcoin transfer had been completed two weeks ago—these things take time. Monty and Doug would never be able to hurt her feelings again.
The doorbell of the Missouri mansion rang.
“Oh shit. I better throw on my purple muumuu and see if it’s my delivery.”
A handsome man, dressed inconspicuously in a black hoodie, shades, and a hat, greeted Emily at the door.
“Mother Goose, I have a member of your flock.”
The two then proceeded to discuss the details of her... order.
Emily was slightly upset by the news, but not all hope was lost. The dark web agent she had sent to Monty's place had not succeeded—his semen retention powers had granted him the strength to fend off the attack. The agent barely escaped with his life.
Poor Dougie, however, had been taken in the night and was now waiting, chained up.
Emily's eyes widened. Her true love was here at last. At least Monty had received the message, but Dougie would be enough for her.
The Missouri agent placed Doug in Purple Glitter's secret bunker beneath the mansion and bid her farewell. He was finally here. She could get a taste—all her multiple personalities could.
Emily ripped the tape off Doug’s grumbling mouth and pulled him into a forceful embrace.
“You're mine now, baby. You will learn to love me. Please give this a chance. I need you to understand... so I can free you.”
“Miss Goostree, this is madness…”
Emily slapped him and buried her tongue in Doug's mouth.
She threw on her BDSM gear and undressed Doug, then began spanking him with a leather flail.
“This is for all the hell and hurt you put me through! Out of line, mister!”
“If you want to eat food after this, you're gonna eat my pussy.”
Emily then placed her roast beef sandwich in front of Doug and popped out a purple, gold-glitter-infused glass dildo she had shoved inside herself. Doug's nose and mouth were buried in the fish pit. It tasted like tuna drenched in Crumbl cookie body wash.
Emily tugged on Doug's big flaccid penis and coaxed it semi-hard. Doug knew his best chance of survival was to obey this madwoman for now.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.
“Don’t worry, I’ll be back to ride you and get my glitter jizz,” Emily said, slapping Doug’s penis.
She answered the door and was immediately taken down by police.
They knew she had kidnapped Doug—her split personality had emailed Monty her master plan that morning in an effort to make him jealous.
Doug shivered as he pulled his clothes back on once the officers freed him. He was saved from the worst of it, but the taste of fish and cookies would haunt his tongue for quite some time...
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Courtesy of a dear friend who made this photoshop. Every wizard needs a faithful bog witch!
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