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I celebrate pride month by aggressively and silently staring at anyone who mentions any sort of pride shit. I fucking hate that there's a month where every single liberal I know feels compelled to remind me that I'm a faggot. Like what the fuck is there to be proud of? It just is what it is.

I always thought April was sodomy month.
 
Is anyone else really annoyed at those certain types of "bi" people, but the only bi part of them is that they just like femboys and trannies?

Guys who are into girls with dicks (let's use this as a broad term) are just straight guys with a certain fixation/obsession, in my opinion. Wouldn't call them bi.

Unless they wanna get fucked in the ass by a dick girl or suck her off or something. These are bi tendencies.


Yeah they're called Gooners or The Raped
Not necessarily. Gooner is someone who's obsessed with porn. You don't have to be in this state to be into women who may or may not hypothetically optionally have dicks. If you're into women it's normal to be attracted to someone who looks like a woman.
 
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Is anyone else really annoyed at those certain types of "bi" people, but the only bi part of them is that they just like femboys and trannies?
I'm indifferent to those bi types. Rarely anyone likes trannies, so I didn't consider those. The ones who are into femboys, I'm suspicious of them, especially if they are in their thirties forties. Most of my fag friends are bi anyways, I never made 100% fag friends as my experience with them has been mostly negative. Wayyy too overtly sexual towards me, others, and about everything.
 
Is anyone else really annoyed at those certain types of "bi" people, but the only bi part of them is that they just like femboys and trannies?
It's called Reddit bisexuality, at least that's the most commonly accepted name for it. And yeah it's just dumb, I mean there's nothing masculine about their poster child Astolfo at all. Most of them are porn addicts as well.
 
For some people every month is sodomy month, but if you prefer to get it out of the way in April, more power to you.
It’s true, I get ass raped once every year right around April 15th.

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I'm convinced one of my "bi" friends is a flavor of reddit bisexual. Watching his love life from the peanut gallery and gleaning bits and pieces from conversation, he:
  • Doesn't bottom
  • Doesn't like BJs
  • Doesn't like butt stuff
  • Doesn't like kissing men
  • Likes vagina
  • Dates chunky tomboy types with small tits
Soooo. He doesn't like any aspect of sleeping with or dating men. It's okay to be straight and into tomboys. Reddit bi.
 
I'm convinced one of my "bi" friends is a flavor of reddit bisexual. Watching his love life from the peanut gallery and gleaning bits and pieces from conversation, he:
  • Doesn't bottom
  • Doesn't like BJs
  • Doesn't like butt stuff
  • Doesn't like kissing men
  • Likes vagina
  • Dates chunky tomboy types with small tits
Soooo. He doesn't like any aspect of sleeping with or dating men. It's okay to be straight and into tomboys. Reddit bi.
That is just gay appropriation at that point. I know guys that strictly top but they do everything else but that is the girl equivalent of "I kissed a girl in college"
 
I'm convinced one of my "bi" friends is a flavor of reddit bisexual. Watching his love life from the peanut gallery and gleaning bits and pieces from conversation, he:
  • Doesn't bottom
  • Doesn't like BJs
  • Doesn't like butt stuff
  • Doesn't like kissing men
  • Likes vagina
  • Dates chunky tomboy types with small tits
Soooo. He doesn't like any aspect of sleeping with or dating men. It's okay to be straight and into tomboys. Reddit bi.
Just sounds like a typical straight, lazy guy-who would fuck any hole. AKA douchebag
 
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I'm convinced one of my "bi" friends is a flavor of reddit bisexual. Watching his love life from the peanut gallery and gleaning bits and pieces from conversation, he:
  • Doesn't bottom
  • Doesn't like BJs
  • Doesn't like butt stuff
  • Doesn't like kissing men
  • Likes vagina
  • Dates chunky tomboy types with small tits
Soooo. He doesn't like any aspect of sleeping with or dating men. It's okay to be straight and into tomboys. Reddit bi.
Thats... intresting. So he wouldn't be considered bi sexual. He would just be a straight dude who likes Tom boys
 
No I don't particularly celebrate it, there can be some fun activities that get you involved with meeting new people and just having a good time, and no @Nameless One - this doesn't involve sex, as much as gay sex seems to be on your mind.

Maybe 20 or 30 years ago I would have celebrated it, but I don't think there is much of a need now- I see pride celebration as Mardi Gras or other public carnival types these days.
I havent been to Pride in like a decade and second to last time was just cause I had moved to a new place and wanted to check it out. Ended up wanting to leave the march part way through when we walked past a bunch of hot chicks (and some dudes; it was co-ed) playing Volleyball in a Pop-up thing in the city core, but didnt want to look like a weirdo so I walked past... with my head at a 90 degree plus Angle heh. Went back the next year with a straight female friend, but the Volleyball thing wasn't there.
 
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It's okay to be straight and into tomboys. Reddit bi.
Well then tell him he just likes butch women, he's not bi, like break it to him. No more delusions of being special for this boy.
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If I remember when the time comes I'll post a pride-month thread with some cool music, neat gifs, and Richard Simmons.
 
I havent been to Pride in like a decade and second to last time was just cause I had moved to a new place and wanted to check it out. Ended up wanting to leave the march part way through when we walked past a bunch of hot chicks (and some dudes; it was co-ed) playing Volleyball in a Pop-up thing in the city core, but didnt want to look like a weirdo so I walked past... with my head at a 90 degree plus Angle heh. Went back the next year with a straight female friend, but the Volleyball thing wasn't there.
Volleyball is fun! You should have joined in, oh wait-nvm, your name lol
 
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