Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
pippy said:
thread is going to be so jealous when Cheebs gets hi Japanese wife that will make his bed for him
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Doubtful. He had an 80k a year job that let him off so many times from shit he did when I would be shocked if any of the people in this thread, apart from his former co-worker, has anything more than a standard paying job where we balance on a razor's edge every shift (no offense) and none of us were jealous. Every victory or opportunity he has always just leaves us wondering how he will squander it

I would bet if Chibi got a Japanese wife it would be less the wholesome nuclear family he imagines and more like the Hiding in my Room relationship experience
 
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pippy said:
I imagine a translator role or something serious would have much higher requirements, but hasn't Chibi always been going for a basic, shitty "American monkey teaches Japanese kids how to say colors" type of job? From what I understood, the pay is pretty terrible, and it barely has any requirements because they prey upon 30 something fat autistic white guys who think Japan is just like Persona 5. I could be 100% wrong here but thats the impression I got from my older brother who was looking into that type of job for a while
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If you’re doing Government work or something more serious then you would have to go through whatever official training and get a clearance I imagine, which chibi would fail at instantly. But from what I told of you are doing something like grade school the standards aren’t that high, or even if your doing a class for civilian expats in Japan/tutoring.

My point is that getting into the system at least is probably the easiest part since all you need is some certifications which are easy to get if you have proficient knowledge in both languages. I should also state that by proficient I mean you can read a book like Pride and Prejudice in both languages without a problem. Which chibi probably can’t do
 
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Big Shot said:
Finally! I am surprised this idiot lasted 4 years with all the long vacations, publicly shit-talking his bosses on facebook and constantly hinting at leaving his job for the past years

Poll idea: How long will it take for Adam to regret leaving his cushy job during a recession?
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You have to be fucking crazy to quit your job during a recession, especially a job that by all measures is quite cushy. Then again, he's been hellbent on killing the golden goose.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
You have to be fucking crazy to quit your job during a recession, especially a job that by all measures is quite cushy. Then again, he's been hellbent on killing the golden goose.
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He's going to go be a Persona/Harem protagonist you just don't understand. He's going to tell the maid cafe girls how he's a famous American streamer and has multiple world records. His coworkers will be obligated to be near him and may be too polite and timid to tell him to shut the fuck up. One day after work he has a chance encounter with a mysterious woman
It's just googly eyes but Japanese
I'm seriously almost convinced that his absolute lack of shame and his impenetrable autism shield will prevent him from becoming disillusioned for at least a year. Also I would give up my soul to hear a depressed japanese manager tell Chibi "I'd rearry prefer if youd be quito"
 
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pippy said:
He's going to go be a Persona/Harem protagonist you just don't understand. He's going to tell the maid cafe girls how he's a famous American streamer and has multiple world records. His coworkers will be obligated to be near him and may be too polite and timid to tell him to shut the fuck up. One day after work he has a chance encounter with a mysterious woman
It's just googly eyes but Japanese
I'm seriously almost convinced that his absolute lack of shame and his impenetrable autism shield will prevent him from becoming disillusioned for at least a year. Also I would give up my soul to hear a depressed japanese manager tell Chibi "I'd rearry prefer if youd be quito"
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A harem of Rosie Palms and her five sisters.
 
scotchtape772572 said:
View attachment 7387895Adam quit his job today.
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Well I'll be damned.
I still don't think it's a job in Japan (don't get me wrong, I hope it is. Japan-arc is the dream). This dumb motherfucker would not be able to contain himself and be posting spergatory on Facebook by now. I'm gonna guess it's some stepping stone shit to get him over there though.
 
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I think it makes sense that Chibi tried rebranding himself as Phoenix, he's like DSP where no amount of poor life choices or financial decisions can ever keep him down for long. If I remember correctly, Michigan has very generous disability (retarded) employment programs which is how he got that job and never got kicked out of it. His new weeb job is a goose chase but he'll bounce back near immediately if/when it goes bad.
 
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NORMAL HUMAN said:
I think it makes sense that Chibi tried rebranding himself as Phoenix, he's like DSP where no amount of poor life choices or financial decisions can ever keep him down for long. If I remember correctly, Michigan has very generous disability (retarded) employment programs which is how he got that job and never got kicked out of it. His new weeb job is a goose chase but he'll bounce back near immediately if/when it goes bad.
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Nigga what employment and training programs would give someone an 80k/year job?
IIRC, his mommy had to beg the manager at the AT&T to give him that job.
 
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Winter said:
Nigga what employment and training programs would give someone an 80k/year job?
IIRC, his mommy had to beg the manager at the AT&T to give him that job.
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Yeah. Mom helped him get it, but if I remember right, one of his coworkers posted in here awhile ago that they couldn't fire him despite all the frequent histrionics because of some sped practices (on top of him just being good at sales), which is one of the reasons he's been able to climb his salary that much. Then again, he got fired from multiple fast food places so maybe he just keeps getting lucky. Either way, we're definitely entering a new Chibi arc
 
I forsee that he will find some retail job and be the token English speaker that they will trott out when they need something communicated in English to the white piggu that they can't be bothered dealing with.
 
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